Poll VOTE: The Top 10 All-Time Greatest FoH Drama/Incidents

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What are the Top 10 FoH Drama/Incidents of all time?

  • Sam Deathwalker the top server-wide burst dps sex offender

    Votes: 166 43.3%

  • Ravvenn scamming people to donate for Xboxes that were used to buy vicodin

    Votes: 103 26.9%

  • Ravvenn falling into prostitution and becoming the 'Megan Fox of Kentucky/Ohio Hookers'

    Votes: 152 39.7%

  • Tyen and TRex turning the site into Fires of Malware leading to a forum exodus

    Votes: 129 33.7%

  • Morenetz imploding after Evelys is revealed to be a guy pretending to be a girl using fake pics

    Votes: 71 18.5%

  • Draegan blowing up ReRolled after attempting to sell the site to MMOCraig

    Votes: 154 40.2%

  • The Abyss thread.... or was it another movie? I think it was a special edition of some kind....

    Votes: 49 12.8%

  • The Jerle affair

    Votes: 42 11.0%

  • Millie being Amod and banning anyone who questions him being a girl or not

    Votes: 97 25.3%

  • You have 14 days! Possibly the most epic rant in MMORPG history

    Votes: 186 48.6%

  • Suineg and Screamfeeder were alts at one time in an Aristocrats level long con/troll

    Votes: 9 2.3%

  • Olscratch trying to deepsix the forum and Suineg by reporting him to the IG with Kegkilla's help

    Votes: 61 15.9%

  • Johnny49 and all his Camden hookers

    Votes: 169 44.1%

  • Antarius picking up a hooker in a Walmart parking lot, finding a dude, and finishing anyway

    Votes: 15 3.9%

  • Sean rage quitting and editing every post with ' . '

    Votes: 60 15.7%

  • Curt Shilling and the 38studios thread

    Votes: 100 26.1%

  • Kate has a Hoof

    Votes: 158 41.3%

  • Aychamo showing his butthole on Yahoo Live chat

    Votes: 35 9.1%

  • Aychamo and the highlighter up his nose

    Votes: 9 2.3%

  • Searyx and associated drama

    Votes: 18 4.7%

  • The Citten vs Gavinmad affair

    Votes: 4 1.0%

  • Wolfen rage-quitting the forums over improper PGT posts

    Votes: 25 6.5%

  • Seal Team 6 incident. Yes, there's more than 6 guys involved

    Votes: 10 2.6%

  • Mippo being the inspiration for the entirety of one of Coheed and Cambria's albums

    Votes: 37 9.7%

  • Blaezenfury and the Shovels vs Bats affair

    Votes: 25 6.5%

  • Tyen's mother's day meltdown thread from last year

    Votes: 56 14.6%

  • 23&me fundraising drive by Suineg to check Tyen's kids' paternity

    Votes: 22 5.7%

  • Suineg funding an FoH softcore porno that mentions a lot of the memes on this list

    Votes: 61 15.9%

  • GrobbeeTrull and snowballing chicks and being a general garbage human

    Votes: 30 7.8%

  • Hijacking the vote of a band called Seven Feet Below in a local radio station's battle of the bands

    Votes: 40 10.4%

  • TRex vs Etoille leading to both of them posting their tits to the forums: The 'D' Cups Meme

    Votes: 63 16.4%

  • Onoes and his car drama. See HOF/HOS thread for reference

    Votes: 33 8.6%

  • The passing of Gravy and the respect shown to Mrs. Gravy. RIP

    Votes: 91 23.8%

  • The Pantheon thread. From legit to vaporware to a scam. Featuring Falling gifs!

    Votes: 58 15.1%

  • Lumie's madness. Poker professional, garlic and home remedy enthusiast, 100% autist

    Votes: 48 12.5%

  • Goliath slowly turning into a tranny while displaying LOTS of other issues

    Votes: 12 3.1%

  • Noodleface and Camerous posting their dicks to the forum to impress TRex

    Votes: 33 8.6%

  • Araysar vs Utnayan on if he played for the Vikings or not and associated fallout

    Votes: 25 6.5%

  • Tyen vs Tim Pool

    Votes: 18 4.7%

  • Tyen catching someone's GF in a lie about going to Miami and posting meme pics about it

    Votes: 33 8.6%

  • Tanoomba's sanctimonious posts. See the HOS for the Tanoobliette thread for a good example

    Votes: 6 1.6%

  • The joke about Hodj abusing his Amod powers

    Votes: 3 0.8%

  • Tarrant's Reign of Terror as ReRolled Moderator

    Votes: 3 0.8%

  • Tyen's EQ in a browser retardation

    Votes: 24 6.3%

  • The OG Tits for votes thread

    Votes: 56 14.6%
  • Total voters
    383
  • Poll closed .
Vanessa

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The Bill Nye thing wasn't Jeffelys. It was an actual woman. Was that big-tittied chick Alcestis(I think that was her name). What ever happened to her...
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Y'alls toxic masculinity and cis-het privilege drove her off, obv.

Here's a good one that I think hasn't been mentioned yet: When Dustint and Uber got into it because Uber was making fun of the dude's prom date and it escalated into Dustint growing a gaping pussy and calling the police over death threats and completely backing out of a classic internet war of words.
 
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Tholan

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Some of these threads should be set in stone and sent to the Smithsonian for posterity.

But for me, Johnny and his wife are A+. Hollywood quality. It got everything: hookers, drugs, the Wolf, bribe money, a hot wife, kids, angry mother, etc. the time bomb effect was in my opinion the best.
Next is Millie story.. the joke went so far it reached autism level nobody thought possible.
Ravvenn's doom is a classic case of Schadenfreude..
 
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Stave

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I forget the names, but what about the one where that Harry Potter looking kid that formed hoofshots, said that one of his friends that posted here, was killed in a car accident? Had the whole forum going for like a day or week until they revealed it was a troll job. That was fucked.
 
Soygen

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Stave said:
I forget the names, but what about the one where that Harry Potter looking kid that formed hoofshots, said that one of his friends that posted here, was killed in a car accident? Had the whole forum going for like a day or week until they revealed it was a troll job. That was fucked.
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Coffee and TV was Harry Potter and Potam was the dead guy.
 
Hoss

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Bubbles said:
if Johnny wins he needs to post a lengthy and detailed account of things that have happened since he stopped reporting in. People have a right to know.
Also updated pics of Alison, Capri, Amanda, Deena, Kristen, Jamie, Seimone (or something like that, might have been Simone), Nicole and Tiffany. Those are the hookers I remember
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We got rules against posting pics of corpses bruh.

IIRC, 2 or 3 of them died while the drama was unfolding; and without Johnny's magic dick, the rest probably didn't last long.
 
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I totally forgot about "The Wolf" as part of J49's compendium - it was halarious, this old dude that cant get it up anymore but still is randy baby! so he gets his dusty rocks off by helping J49 and ... erm... cleaning the whores for him...heh
 
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Soygen said:
Coffee and TV was Harry Potter and Potam was the dead guy.
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Thanks. That's the one.

I also liked Araysar's Hillary trolljob where he defended her like a pro level white knight, and then on election day, posted a pic of his vote for Trump, and calling for MAGA. Maybe not an all-time great, but quite the dedicated long con.
 
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Vanessa

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Soygen said:
Coffee and TV was Harry Potter and Potam was the dead guy.
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They were the worst... Brittney right along with them.

Hoss said:
without Johnny's magic dick, the rest probably didn't last long.
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I never followed J49s exploits closely but have only bits and pieces of knowledge about that thread. Correct me if I'm mistaken, but didn't he quite literally have some medical issue going on with his junk? That his body would produce abnormally massive amounts of baby batter and he was always feeling the need to get his rocks off due to that? Was that a real thing? Did he ever get his prostate or scrote checked for issues down there?
 
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Hoss

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Vanessa said:
I never followed J49s exploits closely but have only bits and pieces of knowledge about that thread. Correct me if I'm mistaken, but didn't he quite literally have some medical issue going on with his junk? That his body would produce abnormally massive amounts of baby batter and he was always feeling the need to get his rocks off due to that? Was that a real thing? Did he ever get his prostate or scrote checked for issues down there?
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Wasn't anything diagnosed that I recall. You sound like a dude trying to rationalize cheating. I don't think Johnny53 Johnny53 ever did that. But he was machine gun johnny because he could cum again and again and again pretty quick. That's probably why The Wolf became a fan of his. He'd go to porn shops and fuck his whores in a video booth multiple times until he filled up the condom with the doors open so people could watch.
 
Mario Speedwagon

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I am not sure who will remember this but I have been lurking this board for a very long time. I do not see the "Wakandan Dick" incident.

For those that do not know, Someone created an account for browsing and never posted with it. I think it was 7 years went by and finally, of nowhere, this person posted a picture of a gigantic black dildo with the words Wakandan Dick on it. It was so random such an elaborate ruse, I still giggle about it to this day.

If I remember my FoH history correctly, this was on the original boards that were sold which prompted the mass exodus but as a career lurker who rarely sees any other shennigans going on here that was by far the funniest shit I ever saw here.

I was also here for Sam, that was also a freaking riot!

**Either I have profanity filter or the word I am using is being changed to Wakandan, it was not that lol
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His name was underarm.
 
Soygen

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His name was underarm.
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Image result for his name was robert paulson gif
 
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Stave

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Wait. What happened to the FOH porno? It says it was deleted by user... I know one of you guys have it downloaded. Upload it and post it somewhere and have a mod update the HoF post with the new link.

Also, somehow I missed all the J49 shenanigans. I tried to read them all about a year ago, but with the forum migration and whatnot, they were quite disjointed and without the pictures working I assume that you lose half the story. Would have been nice to read that while all the pics were up. Guess that one's also lost to the anals of history.
 
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Can someone post the goblin like vagina pic (in several spoilers)? Couldn't find it.
 
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What a natural beauty.
 
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