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iamacynic37

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That dreadnought drop pod is my next GET - you can carry 1 Dreadnought of 9 or less wounds.
Iron Hands can drop those turn one, then any deep strike units gotta 9" away lulz.
That is like 1/10th of the FW price, might get one too.

Chaplains are tite, my first mini was a chap in termie armor.
Captain with master craft bolter is tite, good synergy for Heavy intercessors and eliminators.

this real cool https://public.tableau.com/app/prof...CheckThe40kMetaDataDashboard/MetaDataOverview
Brad Salamanders pushing a 53% win rate, IH got 59% LFGGGGG
 
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Brad2770

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Say hello to my little friends. (Not all of them, but close enough)

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iamacynic37

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Jesus, dude, save some pussy for the rest of us!

That is going to be a MONSTER force to reckon with
 
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Brad2770

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Jesus, dude, save some pussy for the rest of us!

That is going to be a MONSTER force to reckon with
What’s not in that stack is Bray’Arth, the Levithan and Contemptor, that new box set with the Brutalist, the Impulsor, attack bike, one of the tech marines, the chaplain, Captain w/ heavy bolt, and all of the spell crow bits and upgrades.

The guys I’m going to play with are going to assemble a 500 point army out of what I have to paint first so I can start playing.

The Centurions in the pic are the wrong ones. I’ll be taking back Saturday to exchange.
 
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iamacynic37

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Better get a Stormbird, or Mastodon to transport all that shit lol
 
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iamacynic37

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#YUPPPP - transporting SM Primarias, Gravis, etc is a pain in my mechanical Iron Hand nuts.
Droppods are the way to go for IH but overall this sucks, and SMs are not alone.
Even being able to 10" and then unload doesn't seem right for some Titanic shit like a Mastodon.

I purport that the current state of balance across 40k, this alleged 6-book 10th edition, and rumors of terrain being large focused for/element to 10th facilitates that Transportation rules are also to be significantly changed.

As soon as transport for Primaris units changes I'mma be rocking that Storm Eagle Assault Gunship playing ride of the Valkyrie & whatnot.
 
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iamacynic37

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New arks preview dropped.
seems like Robot Gillman's up this time from the Heretical tau
 
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Regime

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iamacynic37

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Agreed, with Regime.
Melta & Flamers are never bad to field but generally, the ForgeWorld Resin stuff doesn't get the same bonuses as the mainline GW shit.
And it's more expensive, harder to work with.

Also, to note: allegedly these SM Factional bonuses / Codexes are being VERY streamlined and simplified for 10th. Perhaps even going away.
Falchion is hella tite tho - I'm still tryna find an ignores cover artillery/tank to blast Raven Guard to the Warp
 
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Regime

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Agreed, with Regime.
Melta & Flamers are never bad to field but generally, the ForgeWorld Resin stuff doesn't get the same bonuses as the mainline GW shit.
And it's more expensive, harder to work with.

Also, to note: allegedly these SM Factional bonuses / Codexes are being VERY streamlined and simplified for 10th. Perhaps even going away.
Falchion is hella tite tho - I'm still tryna find an ignores cover artillery/tank to blast Raven Guard to the Warp
Cool I am a fan of the streamlined rules which they need to be. Far too much shit going on in 9th to worry about all these bullshit changes. They better fluff the codexes back up to 8th edition standards. I am reading Drukari 8th. Just amazing.
 
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iamacynic37

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Agreed, Iron hands deserve their Smash Captain CHAD-Era level dominance.

Allegedly, this is all part of the plan from 8th-10th with More-Regular released of editions on a 4 year cycle. Sounds like the community, as always, is fucking freaking. I just need some better transport rules for Iron Hands lol
 

Brad2770

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So…. Went to a local game shop mini tourney. If you bought $100 of merch, you got put into a raffle. So, I bought:

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Razorback and paints for about $160, but I won the raffle:

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(also got a couple of free snap together Primaris to practice paint on first).

Someone also helped me get my first 500 point team.

Primaris Captain
10 tactical squad
10 assault squad
5 scouts with sniper rifles

I just got back, 14 hours later. I had a lot of fun. Definitely worth the trip.
 
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Lasch

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Not sure how you are doing rules for your first game, but if there is no limit on number of units it would probably be better to split those troop squads into 2, especially if you want to take take 2 flamers with the tactical marines.
 
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Brad2770

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Not sure how you are doing rules for your first game, but if there is no limit on number of units it would probably be better to split those troop squads into 2, especially if you want to take take 2 flamers with the tactical marines.
So, the guy that was helping me said the exact same thing, but BattleScribe wasn’t allowing us to split. I don’t remember the load out of each of the team. He’s supposed to send it to me later today. I’ll post when he does.

He also did some Best Case Scenario mock battles with some of my pieces. One of them that kind of made me sad was my Kratos tank decked out how I wanted against a Luman Russ (or something like that. It was my 320 point tank against a 150 point tank) and we both crippled each other without destroying. I’m sure the dice rolls had a lot to do with it, but in theory it was kind of sad not to get the results I thought I would for over double the points spent.

I was also quite surprised by the amount of women that attended that also participated and a police officer that also played.
 
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Brad2770

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++ Combat Patrol (Imperium - Adeptus Astartes - Salamanders) [31 PL, 3CP, 500pts] ++

+ Configuration +

**Chapter Selector**: Salamanders

Battle Size [6CP]: 2. Incursion (51-100 Total PL / 501-1000 Points)

Detachment Command Cost

Game Type: 1. Chapter Approved: Eternal War

+ HQ +

Primaris Captain [5 PL, 80pts]: Master-crafted power sword, Warlord
. Master-crafted auto bolt rifle

+ Troops +

Tactical Squad [10 PL, 180pts]
. 7x Space Marine: 7x Bolt pistol, 7x Boltgun, 7x Frag & Krak grenades
. Space Marine Sergeant: Combi-flamer, Thunder hammer
. Space Marine w/Heavy Weapon: Multi-melta
. Space Marine w/Special Weapon: Flamer

+ Elites +

Scout Squad [4 PL, 60pts]
. Scout Sergeant: Sniper rifle, Thunder hammer
. 4x Scout w/Boltgun: 4x Bolt pistol, 4x Boltgun, 4x Frag & Krak grenades

+ Fast Attack +

Assault Squad [12 PL, 180pts]: Jump Pack
. 5x Space Marine: 5x Astartes Chainsword, 5x Bolt pistol, 5x Frag & Krak grenades
. Space Marine Sergeant: Combat shield, Thunder hammer
. Space Marine w/Eviscerator: Bolt pistol
. Space Marine w/Eviscerator: Bolt pistol
. Space Marine w/Special Weapon: Flamer
. Space Marine w/Special Weapon: Flamer

++ Total: [31 PL, 3CP, 500pts] ++

Created with BattleScribe (BattleScribe: Build your army list. Fast.)
 
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Lasch

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So, it still won't let you split the tactical squad to two 5 mans?

and if you're feeling lazy/rushed on the painting, you could drop either 5 assault or 5 tacticals for a character - like a librarian or apothecary.
 
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