lurkingdirk confirmed fatty with no dominatrix
Fatty no. No dominatrix is true, though. I'm okay with that.
I, too, have a full head of hair. I've never asked anyone to describe it. My barber says I have nice hair. If he were stroking it and calling it luscious I might find it strange. I'm in good shape but have no need to post pictures so people can tell me what a wonderful body I have.
Yes, you posted it in a narcissistic way. Isn't it striking to you that no one could tell the difference between that and your usual tone?