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I'm holding off on writing a full review of this season til the end, but holy shit, nothing makes sense in this show.

Also, who is going to turn out to be the young Ford host? Am I really expected to believe that Ford of all people was able to resist the temptation to attempt to live forever in a host body? Arnold got Bernard, William/MiB will likely have a young version, but I'm supposed to think Ford is exempt from this? Because he's been proven so moral up to this point? Feh

I'm predicting some related cheap "oh shit" moment in the finale in an attempt to salvage interest in a season 3.
 
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Soygen

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Ford is going to get Bernard to upload him into Mother Brain, then he'll escape out into the internet like Lawnmower Man.
 
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Lightning Lord Rule

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Soygen said:
Ford is going to get Bernard to upload him into Mother Brain, then he'll escape out into the internet like Lawnmower Man.
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Hah! I just saw that on cable a few weeks back when I was bored. I remember the blonde's titties as being way better than they actually are :emoji_thinking:
 
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Lanx

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maybe when bernard zombie went to make that red ball, it was ford, it was MiB
 
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Khane

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I think this was supposed to be a pivotal episode but I was browsing the web through most of it.
 
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Lanx

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wormie said:
You did not enjoy the magical mind reading hats?
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does every samurai world guest wear a stupid bamboo hat?
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wormie

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Everyone on the show without a hat is a host.
 
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Brando

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We have no evidence so far that any human has lived for very long in a host body. I guess Ford could have figured it out and kept the secret for himself or it was figured out and William won't let old man Delos come back but it seems a bit far fetched. Meaning I'm sure we'll see it in the episode next week......
 
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Malakriss

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The Forge is a bigger Cradle, which means virtual. None of them are walking around in host bodies there which is what deteriorates.
 
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This show is fucking awesome. We just saw a goddamn portal tear open in the background and teddy blow his brains out!

This hype train for me until next week is equivalent to the purple sky scene at the end of season 3 of lost, I cannot wait!
 
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Chanur

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If anyone is able to handle being put in a host body its the MIB. He already feels like Westworld is where he belongs/his world.
 
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ZyyzYzzy

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what i don't get is daughter had the card, so she read the file.

she's not gonna think, "wow dad is a little bit crazy, maybe i should't push him over the edge, i mean he's already rebutted me as "real" at every turn and even left me"

btw, this mirrors s1 eps9 where he opened up the whole village to make sure they were robits.
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Love, it is what separates the humans from the hosts, just like last of the Mohicans, hes human because he loves. Bet the show will be fucking stupid like that
 
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spronk

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Well only one episode left. I liked this episode, the setups going in to it are pretty abysmal and silly but I like the mindfuck MiB must be going through, the nice contrast between him not killing himself and embracing his Dark Side(tm) and maybe getting sith powers soon vs Teddy deciding even Dolores pussy ain't worth this life anymore -- remember kids, no matter how hot a chick may be, some man out there is sick of her shit -- and every scene where Hannibal Lecter just starts monologuing evilly to the camera, smirking as if to say "I'm getting paid $10m this year for 30 mins of acting, how are you guys doing?"

I'll definitely be watching season 3 at the end in a binge watch, not weekly anymore. This season would have felt a lot better if I binged it next week and all the nonsense garbage with Dolores and Maeve and AnimeWorld wouldn't have been so bad.

The "profile" stuff is definitely weird and lame and just nonsense, why the fuck would some rich wife freak out about seeing her husband rape and kill in a theme park in this future. OMG, he's got delusions and may be a bit paranoid, thats probably like 99% of the people she knows. should been a cooler easter egg

"William never picked up cans that fell on the ground for me!" -- I think I saw that on airplane

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