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I'd say the biggest takeaway from this episode is that the Hosts aren't hearing voices but they're actively having their core code changed in the park. And only the ones that Arnold built. Gen 1 hosts look the same as any others as well.
 
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sneakyflute

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So we can attribute the different WW logos to either being lazy (why make a new commercial, run the same one for 30years) or thats the "themed" logo.

Also if this is 30years timeline, blond welcome bitch, has been a welcome bitch for 30 years. (She is also the ex-gf of Elon Musk IRL, who has been opposed to having robo overlords)

Also what i don't get is that they said Maeve has only been the manager for a year, but the security guy seemed to say Maeve has been there for a long time.



I think we have a problem.
Where?
Mariposa.
Madam's listed as probationary, but her performance has continued to decline even further.
Re-task Clementine for now. She's done the job before.
Controller: And the old unit?
Maybe leave her on the floor for the night, see if anyone wants one last turn. We recall her in the morning, decommission her. Shame.


Or just that old, she has to be one of the first gens, since she can wake and hear voices from that old bicameral mind, Arnold code.

They don't keep flashing the old logo because they're lazy or because of some editing oversight. They're saying, "Hey look, we're depicting two time periods here. We want you to look very closely and figure this shit out."
 
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Raes

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Also if this is 30years timeline, blond welcome bitch, has been a welcome bitch for 30 years.

If there are two timelines Clementine would also have to have been around for 30 years. Which would make Delores barely older than both of them.
 
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Soygen

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Yeah, I didn't even UNDERSTAND the negotiation. Felix is weird and has a hardon for learning to program Java so he innately trusts a robot. The other guy has been using the storage models as a brothel? And Maeve is going to do what? Tell on him or some shit? What was the leverage there? You're arguing with a fucking toaster then giving it super intelligence.
Yeah, I have to watch this episode again. That entire sequence of scenes seemed retarded. Was she bargaining to fuck that ginger tech? I don't understand how she has any leverage in this situation.
 
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Lanx

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Yeah, I have to watch this episode again. That entire sequence of scenes seemed retarded. Was she bargaining to fuck that ginger tech? I don't understand how she has any leverage in this situation.

These guys are just WW morticians/Coroners, they're dealing w/ a robo-madam who is already 14 bulk apperception smart.

She's basically using the threat of outing out fat guy cononer, illegal whore trafficing ring.

How? who know, but again, he's just a low level coroner or taxidermist basically and she's already been programmed to be smarter than them at just 14 bulk apperception.
 
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Soygen

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I mean, she's a robot. Put her asleep and cut her head off.
 
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TJT

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I mean, she's a robot. Put her asleep and cut her head off.

You're being blackmailed (somehow) by the robot you routinely take apart and stitch up after it gets killed daily. How would she out him? Just mem wipe her and KEEP MEM wiping her over and over again. Or say she needs full repair and send to maintenance. Bash her skull in and say it came that way. Who's going to know? Or care.

I also refuse to believe that something like this wouldn't be caught instantly. Ginger even says there's flags for that kind of thing. But the Maeve corrects him somehow? What?

Giving your robots super intelligence seems to be an inherently high risk feature they throttle intentionally. They would have safeguards if it ever happened.
 
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sneakyflute

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I just noticed the date of this tweet: . Now I'm kind of disappointed that they called attention to the biggest twist of the season before the show even premiered.
 
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Soygen

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You're being blackmailed (somehow) by the robot you routinely take apart and stitch up after it gets killed daily. How would she out him? Just mem wipe her and KEEP MEM wiping her over and over again. Or say she needs full repair and send to maintenance. Bash her skull in and say it came that way. Who's going to know? Or care.

I also refuse to believe that something like this wouldn't be caught instantly. Ginger even says there's flags for that kind of thing. But the Maeve corrects him somehow? What?

Giving your robots super intelligence seems to be an inherently high risk feature they throttle intentionally. They would have safeguards if it ever happened.
Ok, setting your total INT to 20. *actually set it to 1*

Problem solved.
 
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TJT

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Yeah make the bitch too dumb to blackmail your asses. You have ALL the power in this situation.

Stupid plot point.
 
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spronk

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I believe this was the first episode after the months long production halt as well, hopefully it doesn't indicate the show is already going down hill.

Keep in mind there is a one line in a previous episode, almost throwaway, setting the backstory about the world that is 30+ years in the future. I forget what exactly was said, but basically it was that everyone is happy and lacks for nothing except a purpose. I could see people who live in a world with no excitement or violence or anything not wanting to lose a job (which are probably rare in a "star trek" world), and if a robot that is supposed to never remember anything OR hurt anyone starts threatening you and your job you might just instinctively follow its orders. They could also be bred, as humans, through indoctrination and stuff to follow orders from authority figures. It is weak, but I am hoping its part of a bigger thing in how the outside world is that we don't probably see until next season. Sort of falls apart though when you think about how rebellious just those two are - breaking rules to learn AI coding, fucking robots on the side, etc.
 
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Soygen

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I did enjoy seeing mini-Ford's face open up and show us what the 1st gen bots looked like inside. I didn't hate this episode, but the tech/Maeve scenes were a bit far fetched. The creative director pissing on the map was pretty funny.
 
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kegkilla

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Yeah, I didn't even UNDERSTAND the negotiation. Felix is weird and has a hardon for learning to program Java so he innately trusts a robot. The other guy has been using the storage models as a brothel? And Maeve is going to do what? Tell on him or some shit? What was the leverage there? You're arguing with a fucking toaster then giving it super intelligence.
Seriously. So fucking dumb. Why not just turn her intelligence down to 1 then tell it to go get fucked.
 
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Lanx

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Seriously. So fucking dumb. Why not just turn her intelligence down to 1 then tell it to go get fucked.
Cuz she's the manager robo-whore. Park security would be like, "why dis bitch act so dumb?, why are other robo-whores being mismanaged? send her into repair again, DA FUQ! 1 intelligence? who did this?"
 
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kegkilla

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Cuz she's the manager robo-whore. Park security would be like, "why dis bitch act so dumb?, send her into repair again, DA FUQ! 1 intelligence? who did this?"
Yeah I mean for the two jackasses to get themselves out of the retarded situation they were in where they were being blackmailed by the robot.
 
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TJT

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Seriously. So fucking dumb. Why not just turn her intelligence down to 1 then tell it to go get fucked.

It's even more dumb because we have conflicting proof that other dudes there fuck the storage models anyway and even in maintenance mode it records stuff.

Basically the devs have way more "hidden features" if you will installed so there's nothing to indicate they don't already know. If anything they DO already know that the maintenance guys run the train on the models on the regular. Seems like it'd be something everyone is aware of they just don't talk about.
 
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TJT

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Cuz she's the manager robo-whore. Park security would be like, "why dis bitch act so dumb?, why are other robo-whores being mismanaged? send her into repair again, DA FUQ! 1 intelligence? who did this?"

Just say, uh IDK boss. I was toying around and messed it up. It was in sleep mode the whole time and I didn't realize I altered the intelligence. MAH BAD BOSS MAN, don't fire me.

I think' bashing the robot's skull in because it awoke in sleep mode three times and it scared you would have been an equally good play for them.
 
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Lanx

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It's even more dumb because we have conflicting proof that other dudes there fuck the storage models anyway and even in maintenance mode it records stuff.

Basically the devs have way more "hidden features" if you will installed so there's nothing to indicate they don't already know. If anything they DO already know that the maintenance guys run the train on the models on the regular.
yea i'm sure they do, sorta like how if you own a deli store, and you can't account for the weekly $100, loss, your cashier is robbing you, you can't prove it, and aside from being a thief, she does good work, and finding a new cashier would just be too troublesome, so it's acceptable loss.

Even tho, low level maintenance guys are basically fucking million dollar fuck dolls.
 
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TJT

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yea i'm sure they do, sorta like how if you own a deli store, and you can't account for the weekly $100, loss, your cashier is robbing you, you can't prove it, and aside from being a thief, she does good work, and finding a new cashier would just be too troublesome, so it's acceptable loss.

Considering these robo-whores get banged thousands of times. What's a little more in and out before you install a new vajayjay for them? Victimless crime and arguable job perk.

Or you could just hire dudes who aren't prone to bang robots or whatever. Just a thought.
 
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