What classic childhood movie would you like to be bastardized and remade by current hollywood.

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Time Bandits - Kenny Baker (R2D2) was one of the stars of this childhood classic.
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Many many minutes of full frontal from a SMOKING hot chick, they used to make films where hot tits were the real stars.

Runner up ...

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I know kids today beat their dicks to my little pony on the webz, but they wouldn't if Hollywood would bring back boobie laced teen comedies.
 
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Sebudai said:
My sister suggested redoing Young Guns. Now I'm gay.
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I could see that working . Get Charlie Sheen for a cameo in another peyote scene. He convinces the new guns the only way to be 'Pals 4 Life' is do like the Spartans of old and go Brokeback Mt. on each other.

Bon Jovi probably already wrote the song for that.
 
Enzee

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I love this movie and while I think updated graphics would be amazing it would only be good with the cast in it and by Gilliam. I can't think of anyone I would be happy with cast in it today.
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for it to be GOOD, it'd be nice if Gilliam directed.. but no director would ever remake their own movie, it'd be basically the same thing. Once you've envisioned a script a certain way, it's hard to see it differently without forcing it.

I would hope they'd get a good director to do it who can also create a unique visual style. Tim Burton, from 10 years ago, might have done a good job, for example.
 
PatrickStar

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Vulg said:
That was one of two that I wanted to add. Time Bandits was a mind trip as a kid.

The other one:

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George Clooney and Brad Pitt - the leads
Damon and Affleck - everyone thinks they are gay but are not (alledgedly). Like the Roger Moore character Damon thinks he is Jason Bourne and Affleck thinks he is Bruce Wayne
Usher and Timberlake - Sammy and Dean role
Jackie Chan and Jet Li - as the asian street racers
Emily Blunt and Kate Beckinsale - British chicks in a sports car
Bryan Cranston - new Sheikh
Jamie Farr - older Sheikh
Vin Diesel - lead villian, Telly Savalas role
 
Xarpolis

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I loved this as a kid. It would possibly work for a modern day style reboot as well. Granted, it would visibly look a lot better than the '85 version, but would it actually work with the mentality of today? I'm not sure, that's why it would only possibly work.
 
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Sterling said:
The lack of love for Cannibal Holocaust and Salo is disconcerting.
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CH would probably be a pg13 crap. None of that fucked up shit would be there, including the animal cruelty.

A serbian film or melancholie der engel would be another possibility.
 
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Stand By Me but I don't think any group of child actors could pull it off. No more River Phoenix's walking around :(

Bah I'm on a phone and the pic isn't posting. *fixed
 
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