What classic childhood movie would you like to be bastardized and remade by current hollywood.

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Greyform

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well since it's from MY childhood;

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Xarpolis

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You know what. How about a live action format version of...

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I used to love this as a kid. Pretty sure I got the VHS tape from McDonald's when I was really young.
 
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I'd love a good modern Master's of the Universe, but I don't even think kids these days know who the fuck He-man or Skeletor are.

Astroboy? Can't remember if that got remade, like Speedracer.

Can't really think of anything else from my childhood that hasn't already been sodomized by Hollywood.
 
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Kovaks

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My son is probably an outlier, he loves he-man, he watches the old episodes on DVD whenever he can and runs around with the sword yelling I have the power. That is one movie I would be OK with them rebooting. It pops up every once in a while but never goes anywhere.
 
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Rogosh

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Excalibur 1980 classic movie with patric stewart, liam nielson and helen miren. Supposedly Guy Ritchie used the original Excalibur for his new film King arthur: legend of the sword.

 
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Mrs. Gravy

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Chitty Chitty Bang Bang...it would be shown on TV fairly regularly when I was young...the child catcher scared the crap out of me.

(I laughed aloud at the Soylent Green post Greyform)
 
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Xarpolis

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Cynical said:
I'd love a good modern Master's of the Universe, but I don't even think kids these days know who the fuck He-man or Skeletor are.

Astroboy? Can't remember if that got remade, like Speedracer.
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After my daughter was born, my mom brought over a bunch of my old books so I could read them to her. One of them was a real shitty He-Man book. She loves it, we read it all the time.

As far as Astro Boy, they did an animated movie in 2009. It wasn't bad.

 
Sebudai

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Oh my god, people here love Baron Munchausen as much as I do. I have been quoting that movie since I was like 8.

My sister suggested redoing Young Guns. Now I'm gay.
 
Feanor

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Excalibur was the shit. Loved Munchausen as well. I was the only one that liked it, then again I was the only one that knew what Monty Python was as a kid. Gilliam's imaginative style sat well with me. I wouldn't want a remake.

Gremlins was a great suggestion. Surprised Hollywood hasn't mucked that up yet.
 
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Flight of the Navigator.

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