What Did President X Do for You?

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  1. Gravel Well-Known Member

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    It's been a while so I don't remember it all, but he sent me to Iraq a fuck load. Which kind of sucked (although it was also a good character builder).

    Also made flying a real pain in the dick.

    He established the 10% tax bracket, which Obama I guess decided to make permanent. I only figured this out from the other thread. Prior to 2001, we only had a 15% bracket at the bottom. The Bush cuts were extended by Obama for 2 years, which means in 2011 it should've gone away, but here we are and in 2017 the 10% bracket remains.

    That's about all I can think off of the top of my head.
     
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  2. Chanur Man With No Name DONOR

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    He touched me in inappropriate ways.
     
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    I did a lot of drugs in the Bush years and I'm now a relatively successful, well-adjusted 40 year old. Thanks, George!
     
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  4. BoozeCube Well-Known Member

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    Mother fucker he accomplished missions.

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  5. Chukzombi Well-Known Member

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    he kept the devils at bay for 8 years.
     
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    Deployed me three times.
     
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  7. BoozeCube Well-Known Member

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    - Gave my family tax cuts

    You're welcome, mission accomplished.

    - Killed a bunch of durkas in the Middle East who are better off dead. Not a direct effect but I do feel pretty good about them being dead.

    You're welcome, mission accomplished.

    - Promoted decency and family values which encouraged me to become the fine young man I am today

    You're welcome, mission accomplished.

    - Kept the United States safe from terror plots post 9/11

    You're welcome, mission accomplished.

    -provided plenty of material for comedians

    You're welcome, mission accomplished.

    -Saved the nation from Gore and Kerry Administrations.

    You're welcome, mission accomplished.

    -he sent me to Iraq a fuck load

    You're welcome, mission accomplished.

    -He touched me in inappropriate ways.

    You're welcome, mission accomplished.

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  8. Sebudai Well-Known Member DONOR

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    Positives: He sent me money once.
    Negatives: The TSA is the worst thing that has ever happened. I'd rather just have more 9/11's.
     
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  9. iannis Like I said I'm not high but my dog is and I am DONOR

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    Mission accomplising is high on the list! He showed me that the slaves have learned to love their chains. He showed me that, really, America only has three or four dependable military allies (depending on how you want to count). He showed the entire world the limits of the American military and the results of a fools hope of half assed occupation. I would hope that he showed us just how cancerous military contractors can be. These things... they're not pleasant. But it is better to know them.

    He also taught me how to say nuclear. I say it that way now.

    For the list of negatives... well, it's pretty long one too.
     
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  10. Big Phoenix Well-Known Member

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    my mother bought her house under dubya

    my mother had her house stolen right out from under her by a greedy sleazy corporation under OBAMA.

    THANKS ALOT OBAMA
     
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  12. Kiroy Marine Biologist DONOR

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  13. Tinger Active Member

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    Nixed Keystone XL, thanks obama.
    Couple of years we'll be selling oil to the chi commies anyways.
     
  14. Abefroman Registered Vorlon DONOR

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    Destabilized Iraq over a personal vendetta causing me to pay fucking $4.50 a gallon for gas.
     
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  15. iannis Like I said I'm not high but my dog is and I am DONOR

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    Lend covered it, but Obama could have easily stopped it. He made a choice about the role of his administration, it wasn't something that happened by accident.

    He chose NOT to stop it, a choice to let it happen which is not the same thing as "oops, it happened".

    And it's one of the few things that he doesn't toot his own horn taking credit for. Because it's a hard thing to take credit for. As you say, they were all States initiatives.

    If you think President Rmoney wouldn't have cracked down on that shit and cracked down on it hard then I submit to you: that belief is [trump]wrong[/trump].
     
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    made cuban cigars legal that was cool
    his bailout shit in 2009 saved my stock portfolio from melting down probably, world was hours away from financial collapse but probably romney would have done the exact same thing
    other than that more or less done nothing which is fine by me
     
  17. iannis Like I said I'm not high but my dog is and I am DONOR

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    This is also true. He could have done better. A large part of what he did was kick the can.

    But McCain, Romney? They wouldn't have kicked the can.

    The next President, probably even Trump if he understand that he can do it, has a stronger position to call for reclassification because of Obummers can-kicking.
     
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    Made me involved in a LOT of awkward conversations.

    Also indirectly lead to my insurance premiums more than doubling from what they were a few years ago.
     
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  19. Kiroy Marine Biologist DONOR

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    I couldn't imagine the awkward shit a black dude who leans right would have to take in everyday life, especially if he was out of the closet.
     
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  20. Jysin Well-Known Member DONOR

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    Probably my biggest gripe about GWB. The guy enacted TWO tax cuts while initiating two wars. It was part of what spiraled the country into a massive deficit. Wars are expensive, why the fuck would you decide to cut taxes then?

    Bush tax cuts - Wikipedia