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I know this is like a year late, but I saw searyx at kroger a couple months ago. he used to pop in to some parties once in a blue moon but he never does anymore.
Did he have a highlighter in his nose?

Erronius Erronius roll that beautiful bean footage
 
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He was with an older woman that I wasn't sure if it was his mom or significant other. I try to be nice to him when I do rarely see him because I was a fucking ass hole when I was younger and despite that he was always pretty chill with me except one time when we lived together and he called the cops on me because I put a piece of Colby jack cheese in his optical disk drive
 
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He was with an older woman that I wasn't sure if it was his mom or significant other. I try to be nice to him when I do rarely see him because I was a fucking ass hole when I was younger and despite that he was always pretty chill with me except one time when we lived together and he called the cops on me because I put a piece of Colby jack cheese in his optical disk drive
I bet you guys had some good EQ moments
 

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Aside from sometimes playing his druid so he didn't lose his hbc camp in mistmoore, we didn't really do much together in eq, because that was basically all he did in everquest. much later in PoP he joined my guild and we raided some, but he didn't last very long, mostly because he didn't really seem interested in raiding.

He sold me my first playboy magazine. it was the one with Drew barrymore which was pretty cool
 

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Sometimes Colby jack cheese comes in the shape of a circle which is the same shape as an optical disc drive

Edit- it may have been regular Colby cheese, I forget
 
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Sometimes Colby jack cheese comes in the shape of a circle which is the same shape as an optical disc drive

Edit- it may have been regular Colby cheese, I forget
I thought I was gonna get a fucking amazing story and all I got was a Drew Barrymore Playboy and cheese.
 
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I thought I was gonna get a fucking amazing story and all I got was a Drew Barrymore Playboy and cheese.
Please tell me using your wildest imagination how exciting any one persons everquest story could be. Were all fucking nerds.

The only reason anyone on this message board knows that Searyx has always been a fat middle aged faggot and not a hot irl wood elf is because i doxxed him and posted his irl pic. Please give me a little bit of credit at least
 
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Please tell me using your wildest imagination how exciting any one persons everquest story could be. Were all fucking nerds.

The only reason anyone on this message board knows that Searyx has always been a fat middle aged faggot and not a hot irl wood elf is because i doxxed him and posted his irl pic. Please give me a little bit of credit at least
LOL see that’s the kind of story we wanted!

I had no idea that picture was from you. My lord.
 
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Please tell me using your wildest imagination how exciting any one persons everquest story could be. Were all fucking nerds.
To be fair, a (very) few of them were single moms or bored housewives... It only took one or two to liven up a guild though!
 
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To be fair, a (very) few of them were single moms or bored housewives... It only took one or two to liven up a guild though!
High Elf Clerics and Wood elf druids

Sarcastic Romany Malco GIF by ABC Network
 
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Please tell me using your wildest imagination how exciting any one persons everquest story could be. Were all fucking nerds.

The only reason anyone on this message board knows that Searyx has always been a fat middle aged faggot and not a hot irl wood elf is because i doxxed him and posted his irl pic. Please give me a little bit of credit at least
That shit, with the picture and the highlighter in the nose was some of the funniest shit I've ever seen/read. Didn't the dude make it worse with some stupid ass statement like pedo art was better than being a pedo? Man I sure hope I'm remembering that correctly.
 

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High Elf Clerics and Wood elf druids

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Wood elf druid in our guild was a dude pretending to be a woman who got butthurt when 15 year old me couldn't comprehend what he was doing and told people flirting with him publicly they where flirting with a dude.
 
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Wood elf druid in our guild was a dude pretending to be a woman who got butthurt when 15 year old me couldn't comprehend what he was doing and told people flirting with him publicly they where flirting with a dude.
lol I remember your story. I just imagine Little P giggling while playing an Alt rogue sneaking around watching him cyber in /say.