What tickles your pickle
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Aaron
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Those old, slightly racist, pervy uncles you have friended on Facebook who either don't quite know how that page works, or just don't give a shit if you see that they like pages that only post pics of 20-something bikini babes, anti-Muslim pics and sexist shit. God I hope I'll live long enough to embarrass all my young politically correct nieces and nephews when holo-VR neural social networking takes off in 40 years time.
Oh, and while I haven't seen my aforementioned pervy uncle do this, I'm pretty sure those FB share buttons on porn vids are aimed at that demographic. Damn am I gonna share with the whole world every time my Viagra kicks in while I'm watching Ginger McTits and Sugar Pie Have Fun With The Pizza Guy in full holo-reality in the future.
Oh, and while I haven't seen my aforementioned pervy uncle do this, I'm pretty sure those FB share buttons on porn vids are aimed at that demographic. Damn am I gonna share with the whole world every time my Viagra kicks in while I'm watching Ginger McTits and Sugar Pie Have Fun With The Pizza Guy in full holo-reality in the future.
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cabbitcabbit
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Finally caught the mouse that's been lurking around for a week tonight in a glue trap. Put him out of my misery with a ziplock bag and an old boot.
Should have paid me rent, motherfucker.
Should have paid me rent, motherfucker.
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If you're going to kill it anyway, just use the old-fashioned snap traps. They work great with peanut butter for bait. I've also done it with ketchup and chocolate syrup. Put it out before bed, wake up to a dead mouse the next morning.
Alasliasolonik
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I've been up for a few hours now and no sense in going back to sleep but it will be quite the laugh when the wife wakes up and realizes it's a mexican food fart fest in here. I normally sleep by myself because I like sleeping but she tickled my pickle last night and I didn't want to get up.
Double pickle tickle.
Double pickle tickle.
Hoss
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Taxpayers Spend $3.5 Million to Find Out Why Lesbians Are Fat | MRCTV
Heard about this study this morning. It's trying to figure out why lesbian women and straight men are so much more likely to be fat than straight women or gay men. What's really tickling my pickle is that they're concentrating on the "Gendered Biopsychosocial Model" bullshit when the real reason is painfully obvious. Obviously semen is magical and fucking dudes keeps you thin. I bet if they looked, they'd find some correlation between obesity and straight women and gay men who swallow or raw dog. There was already a study years ago that proved women who raw dog are happier than those who use condoms. So we know baby gravy has an effect on the receivers beyond the possibility of impregnating them.
Heard about this study this morning. It's trying to figure out why lesbian women and straight men are so much more likely to be fat than straight women or gay men. What's really tickling my pickle is that they're concentrating on the "Gendered Biopsychosocial Model" bullshit when the real reason is painfully obvious. Obviously semen is magical and fucking dudes keeps you thin. I bet if they looked, they'd find some correlation between obesity and straight women and gay men who swallow or raw dog. There was already a study years ago that proved women who raw dog are happier than those who use condoms. So we know baby gravy has an effect on the receivers beyond the possibility of impregnating them.
Hoss
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Reading that article lead me to this. I like greg hardy more than ever now. I need to see if I can find a full list of his guns somewhere.
PHOTO: Here is the list of guns Greg Hardy turned in to police - CBSSports.com
But what tickles my pickle is that apparently I have more guns than a multi millionaire 'gun nut'.
Borzak
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Hard to tell, but the only gun on there that looks worth a shit is the Benelli. They always use the word arsenal. This week the guy in LA who had 2,000 gun was finally an arsenal. Lots of times they use the word arsenal I think, I got more shit than that in one room at the house. Sometimes it's 4 guns lol.
Hoss
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I heard about that guy, but I'm still looking for pictures. 2000 guns and like 2 tons of ammo or something. I liked how sure the cops were that some of them would be tied to crimes. None of them were illegal, no record on the guy, no foul play in his death, but surely some of these guns will be crime guns. That way we can close some cases we don't care about anyway, and we never have to give this arsenal to his next of kin.