What tickles your pickle

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Holy shit, this has been an awesome day. I ordered a regular quarter pounder at McD's but they gave me a quarter pounder with cheese. Between that and the gummy worms I'm going to bed with a thoroughly tickled pickle.
Not to untickle your pickle, but do they even sell quarter pounders without cheese unless you specifically ask for it?
 

McCheese

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Not to untickle your pickle, but do they even sell quarter pounders without cheese unless you specifically ask for it?
You know, I swear it was separately listed as "Quarter Pounder" and "Quarter Pounder with cheese" on the menu board, but looking at their website I only see it with cheese. Interesting. It could be that I misread the menu board, as I was at the drive thru and I don't handle such high pressure situations like that well.
 

Izo

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You know, I swear it was separately listed as "Quarter Pounder" and "Quarter Pounder with cheese" on the menu board, but looking at their website I only see it with cheese. Interesting. It could be that I misread the menu board, as I was at the drive thru and I don't handle such high pressure situations like that well.
Consider having your eyes checked, and a diabetes screening too.
 

Khane

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McCheese, even if they did offer it, why would you ever order a plain quarter pounder?
 

Hoss

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Maybe he's cheap and thinks its cheaper to put cheese on at home.
 

Borzak

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Got to fire our IT guy today. He went into total meltdown mode. He was told when I was hired he was working under me now. I told him 4 months ago he had to start relocating our stuff from Phoenix to TX since we are closing that office. Our drawings for the engineering department were stored in Phoenix and not TX.

He's made 3 trips out there and as far as I can tell hasn't accomplished anything. I realise it takes time but he couldn't answer questions as to what he was doing, what kind of time frame etc...We're not a very IT oriented company. I've hired an entire department of engineers and designers in the understanding that we were migrating to a software they were hired to use and familiar with. IT guy today said he wasn't going to screw with it.

When we sat down and talked to the president of the company (I'm a VP) he said tough shit and then got into how he found out my credit card limit is higher than his, how the company paid for my housing for the first few months and paid to move all my stuff etc...Dude you're the fucking IT in a company that is now located under one roof and only has 35 people in the office and half of those are doing accounting and payroll etc for our multiple locations that are just shops (no office personel).

He had to be escorted out of the building, good thing I got another IT guy in here a few weeks ago to get up to speed with passwords and stuff.

He had a nice thing going, I know his salary and for someone without an IT degree it's going to be hard to find a comparable salary considering Austin is within commuting distance from our office and I had no problem finding someone with greater qualifications for less and they seem really happy about not being in a coroporate type posistion.

Oh well. Mission accomplished. Pickle tickled.
 

eXarc

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when I can peel the fucking sticker (like a pricetag or something) off of something without it leaving those annoying ass marks

ugh so good
 

Adebisi

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Rocking an interview because you're super relaxed since you don't actually need the job.

Now let's see what salary they offer.
 

Izo

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Rocking an interview because you're super relaxed since you don't actually need the job.

Now let's see what salary they offer.
Did you tell them you're the king of tuconets? I mean, that's got to count for something IRL, right?