What tickles your pickle
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1. Go down on girlfriend only to soon find out it smells, power through it (rustled)
2. Put dick in vag for a bit
3. Have her suck so she knows what I went through.
4. Finish tickled
2. Put dick in vag for a bit
3. Have her suck so she knows what I went through.
4. Finish tickled
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Clearing out my spam folder today. There were a number of them that tickled my pickle, but this was the best. Got it at least twice
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How are you sexy?
Its me Adriana you remember me from Facebook? I saw your pictures today and you're CUTE!
Imagine me giving you a massage and later a bj
you would love it. Wouldn't you?
Get dirty with me Hun.
xoxo
Adriana"
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Sounds legit to me! I deleted the link to see her nude pictures because I don't want you jackholes horning in on my action. It occurred to me that I may only be immune to this because I'm the only one left in the world who doesn't facebook. So tell me, would this have fooled any of you?
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How are you sexy?
Its me Adriana you remember me from Facebook? I saw your pictures today and you're CUTE!
Imagine me giving you a massage and later a bj
Get dirty with me Hun.
xoxo
Adriana"
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Sounds legit to me! I deleted the link to see her nude pictures because I don't want you jackholes horning in on my action. It occurred to me that I may only be immune to this because I'm the only one left in the world who doesn't facebook. So tell me, would this have fooled any of you?
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What are my choices, red and blue?
Red pill is sudafed. I do have allergy problems, but sinus medicine breaks my dick.
Blue pill is viagra, that would probably break my wife's pussy. Then her jaw. Then her asshole.
Neither sounds good. How about an orange flintstones vitamin? Is that a choice?
Red pill is sudafed. I do have allergy problems, but sinus medicine breaks my dick.
Blue pill is viagra, that would probably break my wife's pussy. Then her jaw. Then her asshole.
Neither sounds good. How about an orange flintstones vitamin? Is that a choice?
dechire
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Take half a red pill and forget about your sinus and supplement your broken dick with half a blue pill. I am confident your wife will be OK. Problem solved.
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Taking a shit, forget that the plumbing sucks and so forget to do some courtesy flushes. Flush the toilet when I'm done, and it aint going down. It's just kind of slowly rotating around. Hating life because now I'm going to have to plunge it, because I aint the kind of asshole what leaves a clogged up toilet. Reach for the plunger, and then I hear the toilet making it's *glug glug* flush sound.
Fuck yeah, found the max capacity of that damned toilet. Fuck you toilet!
Fuck yeah, found the max capacity of that damned toilet. Fuck you toilet!
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm the only person ever to have clogged a toilet. Don't worry guys, your secret is safe.
The plumbing there is terrible because there's tons of sand in the water. That's a jimmy rustle though, so this isn't the right thread.
The plumbing there is terrible because there's tons of sand in the water. That's a jimmy rustle though, so this isn't the right thread.
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Worked (talked to) this guy on Ham radio earlier tonight.
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Joseph Walsh. Yup that Joe Walsh. He co-host a week ham radio weekly youtube broadcast. First contact with him. Apparently he's been a huge ham radio nut since the early 60's. He said he had a toilet put it next to his home radio station so he wouldn't miss anything.
WB6ACU - Callsign Lookup by QRZ.COM
Joseph Walsh. Yup that Joe Walsh. He co-host a week ham radio weekly youtube broadcast. First contact with him. Apparently he's been a huge ham radio nut since the early 60's. He said he had a toilet put it next to his home radio station so he wouldn't miss anything.