What tickles your pickle
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I get this feeling when I crack a cold frosty 'Dew during a gaming session. I'll open it, take a sip, and maybe forget about it for 20-30 minutes. When I go to pick it up, its still basically full.Sometimes I buy a bag of sweets or snacks during lunch but don't eat them all. I then put them in my desk drawer and forget about it. Then, days later I open the drawer and find the leftovers. It's like a gift from my past self to my present self!
Hoss
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Got home last night and almost out of the blue, the wife asked if she could give me a BJ (I made her beg). As she was going to her knees, I caught her in the leg with my talon like toenails. It was bad, I could feel the toenail digging into soft flesh. It was no fault of my own, other than the fact that I haven't trimmed my nails in a coons age, but just the same I was thinking, "well fuck, looks like another night of me trying to teach my dick to suck itself". To her credit, she walked that shit off and got back to business.
That tickled my pickle on multiple levels.
That tickled my pickle on multiple levels.
Hoss
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Yes sir, I'll call the ferrier in the morning.
I don't know what you were trying to say, but I suspect you were trying to burn me. I'll give you a mulligan. Sober up and try again tomorrow
Oblio
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I tried to open my front door with my car door button.
I'm tickled because now that I'm a confirmed retard, I have no more worries.
Dalien
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Some fat fuck double parked his giant SUV shitwagon with the left side taking up around 20% of the space I wanted to park in. I managed to squeeze my car into the remainder of the space, effectively blocking him from opening his driver side door. I went inside, used the restroom, took my sweet time checking out etc.
I guess he was too fat to climb over from his passenger side because he was standing there waiting for me to leave when I came out. His jimmies were probably rustled but maybe he'll reconsider parking like an asshole next time. I acted oblivious to his plight and ignored him while leaving, but my pickle was definitely tickled.
I guess he was too fat to climb over from his passenger side because he was standing there waiting for me to leave when I came out. His jimmies were probably rustled but maybe he'll reconsider parking like an asshole next time. I acted oblivious to his plight and ignored him while leaving, but my pickle was definitely tickled.
Sterling
El Presidente
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Should have busted out your phone and started messing with it for a couple of minutes to further rustle him.
Heylel
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McCheese
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People who slowly follow you in their car when you're walking back to your own car in a crowded parking lot. If it's really crowded, I purposely walk down the wrong parking aisle until I get near my car, then cut through one or two aisles to get to my car. This happened last weekend, and there were cars EVERYWHERE stalking people walking back from the restaurants, despite there being ample empty parking spaces at the back of the lot. God forbid people park and walk an extra 2 minutes.
*Edit* Should clarify, this isn't' a jimmie rustle, but a pickle tickler because I really enjoy bolting through the aisles of cars and imaging the sadness on the face of the douchebag who was stalking me.
*Edit* Should clarify, this isn't' a jimmie rustle, but a pickle tickler because I really enjoy bolting through the aisles of cars and imaging the sadness on the face of the douchebag who was stalking me.
