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Siliconemelons

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Not to be totally pro scum bag…

But pit maneuver killed the 2 in the one,

The white truck, the dude starts the truck and puts it into gear and cop goes “time to jump in front of a big pick up truck!!” Then go “ he tried to run me over!! Bang bang bang!”
 
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Siliconemelons said:
The white truck, the dude starts the truck and puts it into gear and cop goes “time to jump in front of a big pick up truck!!” Then go “ he tried to run me over!! Bang bang bang!”
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Damn. You make cops sound like women. They're like men but with no reason or accountability.
 
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I'm out of town working, staying in a cheap hotel. I just farted and immediately heard a couple kids in the room next door burst out laughing. Pretty sure I heard one say "that was a fart"
 
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My Indian employee was replying to an email, “sorry for the inconvenience” it autocorrected to “sorry for the incontinence”
 
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I'm waking up early tomorrow to map a wind farm. Trying to start flying right at sunrise. I set my alarm clock to play Danger Zone an hour before sunrise and I know my wife is going to call me a homo when she hears Kenny loggins
 
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Fitness Coach: "Massive legs leads to a longer, healthier life".

OK, good enough for me.
 
Sevens

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Voyce said:
My Indian employee was replying to an email, “sorry for the inconvenience” it autocorrected to “sorry for the incontinence”
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Rofl
 
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Ah so ascii art is an uncharted frontier for AI?

Weird, because I always assumed those ascii naked ladies were generated with an early form of AI. I just couldn't believe anyone was autistic enough to do this by hand.

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Hoss

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Today I learned that most internet scammers operate out of a penis museum in iceland.

www.nytimes.com

Some of the Web’s Sketchiest Sites Share an Address in Iceland

A Reykjavik building that houses a penis museum and an H&M is also the virtual home to an array of perpetrators of identity theft, ransomware and disinformation.
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I'm fucking dying here
Thordur O. Thordarson, the museum’s chief operating officer, expressed bewilderment at the building’s links to nefarious activity online. “We are a penis museum, yes,” he said during a tour of its scientific and cultural displays, “but we are a serious penis museum.”
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“We had the aim to create what we called the Switzerland of bytes,” said Mordur Ingolfsson, who was a member of the Pirate Party, which helped enact some of Iceland’s first internet privacy laws. What happened instead “is abuse of the work that we did,” he said.
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The motherfucking pirate party didn't see this coming?
 
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I was stuck in bad traffic today. At one point, I saw a pickup truck driving on the shoulder to bypass traffic. About a quarter mile later, I saw him parked in the shoulder with a state trooper talking to him. The troopers car was parked up in the trees and he was just standing out there nabbing people driving down the shoulder.
 
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At work, we had one of those emails going out to the world. Someone responded with "Adding Jesus to the conversation" and it made me lol.


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I use a VPN a lot and when I download podcasts, it tries to insert local commercials. Right now the podcaster thinks I'm in Ireland and I'm loving it. Commercials just start talking jibberish, which I assume is Celtic.

In case anyone is wondering, apparently sepsis is a real problem in Ireland right now. At least according to the haitch ess eeee
 
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Did a bunch of interviews for an OJT for the fall semester for my electrical engineering degree and, while I got offered an OJT everywhere, I also got an actual job offer. So, looks like I'll be done with college in a month.
 
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Hoss

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Hoss said:
I use a VPN a lot and when I download podcasts, it tries to insert local commercials. Right now the podcaster thinks I'm in Ireland and I'm loving it. Commercials just start talking jibberish, which I assume is Celtic.

In case anyone is wondering, apparently sepsis is a real problem in Ireland right now. At least according to the haitch ess eeee
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I just wanted to update that the VPN says I'm in japan now and I'm a little bit excited and little bit worried about what kind of local commercials that's going to bring me.
 
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