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Hoss

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RobXIII said:
Can I ask how much (if) younger you went? I'm in the market early next year, interested to see what it's like on the other side (I was married for 19.9999, alllmost made it)
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Start out with half your age and see if the sex is worth it.

Hopefully you are at least 34.
 
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Gf was very friendly about a successfuly navigated holiday.

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The wall socket in my bathroom heard us.
 
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Fucker

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Tortfeasor said:
Got divorced after 18 years last year. Got my first GF since the split a few weeks ago. Spent last week fucking 3x a day. Went and got a vasectomy today so we can fuck without condoms.
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lol@ condoms. Spray and pray is more fun.
 
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RobXIII said:
Can I ask how much (if) younger you went? I'm in the market early next year, interested to see what it's like on the other side (I was married for 19.9999, alllmost made it)
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I’m 43 ands she’s 38. She’s divorced too and we both have teenage kids. She’s also way hotter than me. Being single again after so long is a trip but it got way easier after reading a bunch of Robert Greene. Highly recommend you read his books on seduction and human nature
 
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Kithani

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Just googled “nicest restaurants in <city we live in>” to look into Valentine’s Day reservations.

Google suggested Twin Peaks
 
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Bandwagon

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I was standing next to this sign and some dude waiting for a table said said "salami slammer". I looked at him and held my hand out to shake his hand and said "i just go by [bandwagon] now".

He didn't get the joke at.fucking.all. his wife laughed though
 
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Bandwagon

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"So I talked to my sister for a bit today"

"PLEASE do not recap an entire conversation with your sister to me"

*rolls over*



I figured out marriage lol
 
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