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• Yesterday at 2:16 PM

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RobXIII said:

Can I ask how much (if) younger you went? I'm in the market early next year, interested to see what it's like on the other side (I was married for 19.9999, alllmost made it)

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Start out with half your age and see if the sex is worth it.

Hopefully you are at least 34.

 

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• Yesterday at 4:37 PM

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Gf was very friendly about a successfuly navigated holiday.

The wall socket in my bathroom heard us.

 

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• Today at 11:04 AM

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Tortfeasor said:

Got divorced after 18 years last year. Got my first GF since the split a few weeks ago. Spent last week fucking 3x a day. Went and got a vasectomy today so we can fuck without condoms.

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lol@ condoms. Spray and pray is more fun.

 

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• Today at 11:09 AM

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Bandwagon said:

Get a kayak and a dog instead

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lol. Not the endorsement of married life I would have expected from someone so recently wed.

 

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• Today at 11:32 AM

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lurker said:

lol. Not the endorsement of married life I would have expected from someone so recently wed.

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I've been telling my wife since before she was my wife that I'm doing fishing & whores if it doesn't work out with her.

 

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