Whats rustling your jimmies?

Wizardhawk_sl said:

Unless you or they work in restaurants because when I am employed they never give me weekends off even when I put on my availability that I can't work on Sunday. Which brings up another rustle. Why the fuck do places ask for availability when hiring someone and then completely disregard that shit 2 weeks later and tell you "too bad, I need you to work". No, bitch, you do not need me to work every single Sunday 100% of the time because there are 15 other motherfucking cooks here who can also work on Sunday but for some reason never have to.

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How many customers have you infected with typhoid fever so far, Wiz?

Oh shit, someone alert Fedor.

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People who eat loudly are like people who breathe loudly. They don't realize they do it and even when it's pointed out to them they are incapable of stopping. In short, they're animals.

McCheese_sl said:

People who eat loudly are like people who breathe loudly. They don't realize they do it and even when it's pointed out to them they are incapable of stopping. In short, they're animals.

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indeed

Izo_sl said:

How many customers have you infected with typhoid fever so far, Wiz?

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No clue but i've given at least 30 people food poisoning. That's what the fuckers get for coming in and ordering 17 seconds before we close.

I've rustled a co-workers jimmies before. I take deep breaths when I'm stressed, sort of a controlled breathing thing, and when I breathe out I sigh. I don't realize it, it's totally unconscious.

UF&Shands hospital in jacksonville somewhat rustled my jimmies, I broke my clavicle yesterday when I got in a motorcycle accident and they only prescribed me Hydrocodone/Acetaminophen 5-325's

Gravy_sl said:

I have a good friend whose jaw clicks with every chew. A very audible click. It's a good thing he's such a good guy.

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My jaw used to do something akin to this. Every now and then, something would just sort of slip out of place on the right hinge, and would cause it to click when I opened my mouth, or would even slide far enough out of place to lock my jaw shut entirely. Was a massive jimmy rustler.

Doesn't do it any more, although I have no clue why it stopped.

The Indian IT motherfuckers who flush the urinal before using it. The things auto flush after the previous person used it, what is flushing it again while you're standing in front of it asking for splash all over yourself from the new flush accomplishing?

Hoss_sl said:

Anyway, what was my point? Oh yeah, dirk are you constantly on the rag? i need the answer for scientific research.

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No. I just realise that people eating loudly is rude, and I don't care for that.

But please. Continue chewing loudly, and then getting upset at people who tell you it's gross. Really, it's delightful to listen to you orally process food. You have to know that's true in your heart of hearts.

The stupid 7+ year contracts that MLB players get.

lurkingdirk_sl said:

No. I just realise that people eating loudly is rude, and I don't care for that.

But please. Continue chewing loudly, and then getting upset at people who tell you it's gross. Really, it's delightful to listen to you orally process food. You have to know that's true in your heart of hearts.

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But that's why Asians chew and slurp so loudly while eating. It's a sign of respect for the cook. It's considered rude to NOT make noise like that while eating. Trollface already confirmed this.

Khane_sl said:

But that's why Asians chew and slurp so loudly while eating. It's a sign of respect for the cook. It's considered rude to NOT make noise like that while eating. Trollface already confirmed this.

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It not American therefore its wrong! /sarcasm

Inefficient coworkers that add extra work for everybody including themselves due to their slack.
Example: Walk 40feet to supply closet and return with crate. Take 1 item out of crate and walk 40 feet back to supply closet and place opened crate on random rack then 40 feet again to starting position, forcing the next person to walk back when that item runs out.
vs. Walk 40feet to supply closet and return with crate. Take 1 item out of crate and dump (not sort) remaining items into bin directly next to where they removed the first item to and then dispose of the crate in the shoot within arms reach.

extra detail: The supply closet is not in a location for a smoke sneak. Cellphone rules are slack, so they don't have to sneak off to use their phones either.