I'm currently being bombarded by way over the top sarcasm by the fat chicks at work.
"Why don't you ever eat those pies anymore you always used to bring in for lunch?"
"They were like 1400 calories each, I gained like 5 pounds doing that and only now managed to get rid of it."
"Oh that must have been terrible for you. Five whole pounds? You poor baby."
"Hey, xeq can't eat at lunch anymore because he gained five pounds and has to lose them."
"Oh my, that must be so difficult, for you, gaining five pounds. Do you want to talk about it? Were you traumatized? Post traumatic stress?"
"I've got some chef boyardee in my locker you can have, or are you swearing off calories entirely now?"