Burren
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Whats rustling your jimmies?
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Hoss
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The only thing to do is to make the TP bill go up by wasting or stealing the paper
Had one acting like a dick one time insisting I give him an amount, so I told "a thousand dollars, it doesn't matter just turn the pump on". It stopped at 100, I was fucking livid. I offered to train him how to use his fancy electronical slide rule.
People who bum rush the elevator as the doors open and block the exit or attempt to get on when others are trying to step out. This is tied with ppl who come to a full stop at small and low ass parking lot speed bump they could take at 20 mph and not even feel it.
I was walking into a restaurant a few weeks ago and held the door open for my 2 year old twin daughters, when out of nowhere some grown ass ginger man strolls out on his cell phone like I was holding the door open for him. I'm going to have to get better at observing the surroundings so I can better protect my kids from these goddamn soulless gingers.
Aaron
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If it's one thing that studying America has taught me it's that every single idiot in that country has a constitutional right to have everything dumbed down far enough that even Lashequa's fat ghetto ass and Bubba Hick's hillbilly mullet can understand and use it without having to apply too much brain power, cos if The Guberment/Big Buhizzniz/The Ilurmenatey dare to make them try to remember a 4 digit code when they want to pay for a pack of Coor's Light and some Camel's instead of marking "X" on the dotted line then shit's gonna get real!
Edit: and just so that it's clear, I have nothing against Americans with half a brain or more. I just feel for you all with having to put up with this shit. You need to cull some of your dumbest population, then you'd be in for some good times again.
Aaron
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This awesome classical rock station opened for business in my home town earlier this year. Fantastic selection of music, and me and my friends love it. Then, earlier this month, they decided that for November and December they would change it to play Christmas songs 24/7. And I don't mean only Christmas rock songs, I'm talking about the full catalogue here from Bing Crosby's White Christmas to Wham!'s Last Christmas. Talk about not knowing who your target audience is! Now I'll have to listen to the far shittier classical rock/pop station til after Christmas. Jimmies rustled!
Hoss
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Dude, that sounds awesome, but you accidentally posted in the jimmy rustle thread. You need to ask amod to move this to the pickle your tickle thread. In years past, I couldn't even find a station that started on thanksgiving.
Aaron
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Big Phoenix
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I would say dont you usually get to keep the money in those circumstances but in this day and age of asset forfeiture lol.
Abefroman
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Ordered a TV from Costco and it shipped Monday. 4 fucking days later it is still sitting in LA after the carrier picked it up. I call and get some bullshit about a port strike, even though that strike ended over a fucking week ago. 10 min ago it miraculously has moved to in transit!
Conefed
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Traffic congestion for no good reason at all.
Having the driver in front of me waver in speeds so I cannot use my cruise.
Driver in front of me breaking - especially when there are multiple car lengths between them and the next car - especially when they're in the left lane - especially when I moved from right lane to the left not knowing this jackass was there and losing 4+ positions in line - especially if said jackass is texting.
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Having the driver in front of me waver in speeds so I cannot use my cruise.
Driver in front of me breaking - especially when there are multiple car lengths between them and the next car - especially when they're in the left lane - especially when I moved from right lane to the left not knowing this jackass was there and losing 4+ positions in line - especially if said jackass is texting.
An employee at my Arby's found a bag that had $40,000 in it. Dern right we got in contact with the guy and gave it back. That's a whole heck of a lot of money to steal. People are busy and get sidetracked. If I left my phone and came back in, I'd expect it to still be there - same for my laptop or anything else of value.
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Burren
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Big Phoenix
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urge to kill rising;
Is there anyway to deal with these fuckwits? Ive been hit nearly twice while out walking by these stupid fucks. Few nights ago I heard them riding around at 1am going full throttle down the road. The apartments they live in(I live in a condominium next to their shithole complex) is a fucking dump and the management clearly doesnt care these fucktards do what they do.
Aside from calling the cops which is going to do practically next to nothing is there anyway to deal with these stupid fucks? Lease isnt up til April so moving isnt an option for now.
Is there anyway to deal with these fuckwits? Ive been hit nearly twice while out walking by these stupid fucks. Few nights ago I heard them riding around at 1am going full throttle down the road. The apartments they live in(I live in a condominium next to their shithole complex) is a fucking dump and the management clearly doesnt care these fucktards do what they do.
Aside from calling the cops which is going to do practically next to nothing is there anyway to deal with these stupid fucks? Lease isnt up til April so moving isnt an option for now.