Whats rustling your jimmies?

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Mrs. Gravy

Mrs. Gravy

Quite Saucy
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My jillies (girl-jimmies) are in an uproar. I have, this day, received a ridiculous amount of encrypted e mails that require at least three steps to flipping open and the content had been insufficient. 5 different people discussing one fucking person's case and each of those 5, either: not answering the questions posed, partially answering the questions posed or providing the dumbest fucking answers that only prompt more (intelligent) questions. Aaaaaaagh. I am not opening any more of those today. Seriously, I had a lot more important work to do than to deal with their dumb asses today.

Thank you for the place to put this.
 
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Ferris

Ferris

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Lurkers who just pop up to put a useless post in the rustled thread. And they can't even be bothered to add an avatar. Cocks.
 
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Fifey

Fifey

Trakanon Raider
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Got my back tooth pulled today, now it's impossibly uncomfortable to eat any foods I want to eat and I can't even smoke CBD oils since it will cause dry socket.
 
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Raponchi

Raponchi

Frog
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I'm easy going on most shit in life, but if you don't respect the queue at the store my jimmies blow the fuck up. I don't give a shit if you are disabled, old, black, what ever. Put some respect on the queue. Asians and old ppl are the worst.
 
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Borzak

Borzak

Silver Baron of the Realm
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Flooding all along the gulf coast due to a tropical depression moving in and sitting. Had a woman on TV where houses were flooded, semis washed off the road and such "Oh it's terrible, water is in peoples house, they can't get to the store, and they can't gtake their dog out to go go in the yard". Priorities. Suprised she didn't say "it's fucking up my pokemom catching".
 
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Sylas

Sylas

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Didn't we used to have a "You know your getting old when" thread?

Guess this is a rustled jimmy thing.

So I was watching some porn and notice that the actress looks really young and it distracts me, so much so I have to stop the video and internet sleuth it up to ensure that she is of legal age, find out that she is in fact 22, yet but still too young and I end up having to pop on MILF porn (well in porn terms that's only 30-35) to cleanse my palette.

The whole time i'm thinking "you poor thing what did your father do to you" and "little girl you need jesus"

fuck when did I get so old.
 
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Hoss

Hoss

Make America's Team Great Again
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Sylas said:
The whole time i'm thinking "you poor thing what did your father do to you"
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Give royal her name and I bet he can link you a video of what her daddy did to her.
 
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Fogel

Fogel

Mr. Poopybutthole
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Harshaw said:
People that walk their cats on leashes.
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This is a thing? I always assumed this:

funny-cat-pics-lets-go-for-a-walk-he-said.jpg
 
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Aulgeezer

Aulgeezer

N00b
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All drivers of Hyundai's i10, must be a requirement to hand your license in on buying such a car as it then entitles you to drive 20mph below the speedlimit at all times unless someone goes to overtake then you immediately turn into their path without indicating and straddle two lanes so no one has the slightest fucking idea where your may go next.
 
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joz123

joz123

Potato del Grande
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9,462
Just had a 4 for 4 combo from Wendy's and the junior bacon cheeseburger had raw bacon on it. Bacon doesn't always make something better.
 
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Borzak

Borzak

Silver Baron of the Realm
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35,014
I'm useless as tits on a boar hog. Everyone is flooded 45 minutes away and I have multiple boats with shallow drive motor, kayak, acess to a 2-1/2 ton truck and I can't do anything due to lack of energy and getting short of breath. Sucks.
 
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Johnny53

Johnny53

Vyemm Raider
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Spirit airlines
2.5 hour delay in Ac
1 hour delay in ft. lauderdale

return trip

1.25 hour delay in montego bay
flight on time in ft. lauderdale but we ran thru the airport to catch it
thank you T.S.A. ( do i look like a terrorist)
 
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popsicledeath

popsicledeath

Potato del Grande
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11,831
Dear house guests,

I have toe nail clippers in my bathroom because I have toe nails, and I live here. Yes, you also have toe nails, but please refer back to whose bathroom it is and thus whose toe nail clippers I can hear you using from down the hall.

Regards,

Rustled
 
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Feanor

Feanor

Karazhan Raider
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35,305
People named Jorge that get mad when I pronounce their name George.

"It's Hor-hay"
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Kreugen

Kreugen

Vyemm Raider
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Being locked out from a banking site because it asked security questions that had nothing to do with the ones I had set.
 
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