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Leadsalad

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Sludig said:
He can enjoy his mold from leaving it for days. Even if he's the kind of fag that gets overwhelmed and doesnt know where to start, he should have at least followed others lead once there.
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I'd venture a guess that this individual consumes a primarily soy based diet. It has warped his worldview so far that he actually believes that he is an attractive female and that all men exist only to serve him, free of charge now. #realfeminist
 
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Sludig

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lurkingdirk said:
This guy gets it.
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Also close to home since my fucking water heater blew this week costing me a day of work and up toot midnight the first night after discovering it at 7am when i had no hot water. Chasing the mythical 72 hours to dry or death by black mold, be it spores or the cost of remediation.
 
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Zhavric

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Take the day off work.
Tell myself I will do all the things.
Do none of the things. Not even shower. Just sit around. Fap. Play video games. Sleep.
Feel fat and unhealthy.
Come back to work.
While gone another co-worker dropped dead of a heart attack and had to be shocked back to life. In an induced coma now.
No words for how this makes me feel.
 
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RobXIII

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Zhavric said:
Take the day off work.
Tell myself I will do all the things.
Do none of the things. Not even shower. Just sit around. Fap. Play video games. Sleep.
Feel fat and unhealthy.
Come back to work.
While gone another co-worker dropped dead of a heart attack and had to be shocked back to life. In an induced coma now.
No words for how this makes me feel.
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aaand the older you get, the longer fapping takes (for some of us anyway), talk about a spent day ;)
 
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Hoss

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LOL if i'm not careful I'll get cramps fapping.
 
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Conefed

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I'm livid ya'll and I don't know what to do.

New phone, like 3 weeks old: password got reset somehow. I don't know it. I have voice recordings requisite for work on it. Today was the day I needed them to cash in. Only way I know how to reset the pw is to factory reset, which removes those quest items from my inventory.
Backdoors include fingerprint and face recognition. On the day. At turn in. Message 1 smooth. 2 smooth. 3.. locks up. I turn off and turn on. fignerprint and face options are now removed. I don't know passlock. miss deadline.
Go to Verizon. wait in line. take a nap. an hour at least. says can't do anything. refers me to Samsung.com
first I have to answer generic questions from NPC, then I have to answer basically those same questions from person. they say I must call to reset password.
CALL?? motherfucker I'm LOCKED OUT.
this is 2017+
why do I need to call and wait in line and use my voice and hear somebody else's voice? disgusting.

so how do I make a phone call. Skype maybe?

i still need those files for next time. I can't just say fuck it and reset. I literally may lose my job over this.
 
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Some motherfucker rear ended my wife's four month old car on her way home from work this morning, fucked it up pretty bad, trunk is smashed closed, fortunately it's still driveable.... She works in labor and delivery, nights, and now she has to go back to work to be monitored for four hours, since she's pregnant and was in an accident. Hurray for sleeping at the hospital.
 
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karma

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How hard it is to shop for video cards and power supplies right now. Dont know if this is cryptocurrency related but damn anything in stock (and there isnt alot of that) on amazon is expensive for being delivered from mars.
 
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a c i d.f l y

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karma said:
How hard it is to shop for video cards and power supplies right now. Dont know if this is cryptocurrency related but damn anything in stock (and there isnt alot of that) on amazon is expensive for being delivered from mars.
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This was at Fry's. The best they had were like HD5430's or some shit. And yes, it is the fault of cryptocurrency.

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Aamry

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a c i d.f l y said:
This was at Fry's. The best they had were like HD5430's or some shit. And yes, it is the fault of cryptocurrency.
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Thankfully I was able to purchase my 1070 prior to all this jazz, but that was like a year ago.

Something jimmy rustlin', if I run an internet heavy program (any online game, or torrent, or just a bunch of netflix) my computer eventually slows down and locks up. I figure it's a motherboard flaw? I can run graphics benchtests all day without an issue, but try and torrent a 4k porn and I'm lucky if my computer doesn't crash.
 
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Mist

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Aamry said:
Thankfully I was able to purchase my 1070 prior to all this jazz, but that was like a year ago.

Something jimmy rustlin', if I run an internet heavy program (any online game, or torrent, or just a bunch of netflix) my computer eventually slows down and locks up. I figure it's a motherboard flaw? I can run graphics benchtests all day without an issue, but try and torrent a 4k porn and I'm lucky if my computer doesn't crash.
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Try disabling the onboard NIC and putting a NIC card in. Or just update the NIC drivers.
 
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Hoss

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fucker from AT&T called me last night offering to bundle my phone, TV and internet for $99 a month. I already have Direct TV (which is owned by AT&T) and am paying more than $99 just for it, so i was like hell yeah! I asked him what kind of internet we were talking about, like how does it get to the house and he said fiber right to my door. Inside I'm going "HOLY SHIT YES!" But remaining calm because inside I'm also thinking "Too good to be true". Then he asks who I use for TV, I tell him them, he asks who I use for internet and I tell him cable but I can't remember the name of the company. Then he asks who my home phone is with and i tell him I don't have a home phone anymore because I just use my cell phone. Somewhere between 'anymore' and 'because' the fucker hangs up on me? WTF man, I'd get another damn landline! I called the number back but it was AT&T's main number and I didn't want to negotiate the automated menus.
 
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Aamry

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Hoss said:
fucker from AT&T called me last night offering to bundle my phone, TV and internet for $99 a month. I already have Direct TV (which is owned by AT&T) and am paying more than $99 just for it, so i was like hell yeah! I asked him what kind of internet we were talking about, like how does it get to the house and he said fiber right to my door. Inside I'm going "HOLY SHIT YES!" But remaining calm because inside I'm also thinking "Too good to be true". Then he asks who I use for TV, I tell him them, he asks who I use for internet and I tell him cable but I can't remember the name of the company. Then he asks who my home phone is with and i tell him I don't have a home phone anymore because I just use my cell phone. Somewhere between 'anymore' and 'because' the fucker hangs up on me? WTF man, I'd get another damn landline! I called the number back but it was AT&T's main number and I didn't want to negotiate the automated menus.
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I have ATT Fiber, unfortunately it's Fiber to the street and DSL to the Door? something like that, but I still get 100mb down ~26mb up for 60 bucks a month flat. It's cheaper than comcast was and damn faster.
 
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Gamma Rays

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When companies call things Turbo because it sounds cool. Even when it has nothing to do with what an actual turbo is / does.

What about a range of tents?

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