Whats rustling your jimmies?
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Sludig
Potato del Grande
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55mph back road, bitch pulls out like 15 yards in front of the truck ahead of me. Both of us have to slam brakes. Less fun on a motorcycle. Ended up racing up alongside her window laying the horn on scaring the piss out of her before taking off on ahead. No stops for 10 miles so didnt get to wait for her to ask what the fuck is wrong with her. Sadly didnt have m6 120 decible horn on yet id purchased day before.
Siliconemelons
Naxxramas 1.0 Raider
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It is more of intentionally mislabeled - but that mislabeling was done wrong. LOL
should have been like "So you meant to mislabel them, and did it wrong?"
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Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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You must have been on a conference call with my old boss. I cannot believe there are 2 people like that in the country. He gave us gems like;
You can lead a horse to water but you can't shoot him
This process is critical, it can't afford more than 99% downtime.
I'm tired of pulling rabbits out of my butt.
I laugh about it now, but it certainly rustled my jimmies when I was working for him.
a c i d.f l y
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Skype for Business. Anytime someone with a shitty ass remote connection is hosting a meeting, it can take like 5-6 minutes to join when there are more than 4 people joining at the same time, and Skype, being the pinnacle of excellent coding, blocks me from being able to use any other chat window while I wait for that cocksucker meeting to initialize.
Siliconemelons
Naxxramas 1.0 Raider
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Wife woke me up to stalk a roach.
Finally killed it and now I can't get back to bed.
Soup time
Finally killed it and now I can't get back to bed.
Soup time
Calbiyum
Molten Core Raider
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People who don't use push to talk. Seriously I blame fucking Skype for this shit. Once that became the "cool" voice chat nobody used it and now in pos discord nobody does either. All you hear is breathing people adjusting their microphone and banging on their mad loud mechanical keyboard.
My eq2 guild is the only one I've seen recently to make it so that you needed to have voice activation on to talk. Edit: push to talk not voice activation
And now that theyre talking they are going crazy over 80 proof vodka. What a bunch of pussies
My eq2 guild is the only one I've seen recently to make it so that you needed to have voice activation on to talk. Edit: push to talk not voice activation
And now that theyre talking they are going crazy over 80 proof vodka. What a bunch of pussies
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a c i d.f l y
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Have a buddy with asthma that refuses to buy anything better than a $12 headset that basically keeps the mic directly in front of his fat ass mouth breathing. A foam cap or being able to move the mic out of direct line of mouth breathing, but alas, cheap ass who will buy a $3000 system every two years, but not a decent headset... Another that vapes like he's trying to suck that last bit of cum out. Shit drives me bonkers.
As far as mechanical keyboards, I manually installed rubber bushings on every key so that you never hear my monster keyboard typing, which also improved my wpm as an aside.
I regularly use the hot key to mute Skype at work, which results a lot of talking while muted, but it's better than them hearing the porn I have playing in the background.
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sleevedraw
Revolver Ocelot
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Managers who play lip service and say they will address an issue but never do.
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zombiewizardhawk
Potato del Grande
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All the Infinity War rentals I can find either don't say what resolution they play in or only go up to 720p for some reason... Spent all day wanting to watch it after work but fuck 720p.
joz123
Potato del Grande
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Got into a car accident a month ago in a parking lot. Report it to insurance, let them know guy backed up into me as I was about to pull forward from already backing out my spot, assume the other guy will be 100% at fault. Nobody from my insurance calls me at all about the results, but they keep hounding me to get my car fixed so they get the $250 deductible. I finally call 3 weeks later to find out they blamed both of us 50/50 because "It was in a parking lot." They didn't care about any of the photos of the damage or how I was already out of my spot about to pull forward.
So in other words FUCK StateFarm. Horrible customer service and they didn't give a shit about trying to find out who actually caused the accident. So now because of their lazy asses I have that on my record for 3 years and will have higher premiums.
Also tried to contact my statefarm agent multiple times about it and she's always on the phone or just not there, can never reach her. She always has someone else call me back. When I talked to the other lady she just says contact claims who are the shitheads that won't help. Endless loop of shit.
So in other words FUCK StateFarm. Horrible customer service and they didn't give a shit about trying to find out who actually caused the accident. So now because of their lazy asses I have that on my record for 3 years and will have higher premiums.
Also tried to contact my statefarm agent multiple times about it and she's always on the phone or just not there, can never reach her. She always has someone else call me back. When I talked to the other lady she just says contact claims who are the shitheads that won't help. Endless loop of shit.
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Calbiyum
Molten Core Raider
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Its insane because pretty much every9ne can do this. Not answer you back so 50% of people wont even follow up. Then throw you in a never ending loop so you jist say fuck it its not worth it and they can just continue to screw you over and habe maybe 1 out of 500 people go thru the trouble to correct them
Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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You got off better than me. I got hit in a parking lot one time and they called it 100% my fault because my truck was in reverse. Never mind that I hadn't moved yet. Nevermind that the cunt had an expired license. Never mind that the cunt hit me so hard that she knocked me into the next car. Nevermind that when the cunt called her dad she said "Daddy it happened again. No, it was a taco bell this time". It was obvious she was speeding through the parking lot way too close to the parked cars and clipped my trailer hitch. She had a rip in her front fender to prove it.
And don't get me started on the rental car. I probably already mentioned it somewhere on this site. I had to get a rental car for some warranty repair on my truck and decided to use my own insurance because I was too poor to buy theirs. A month later my insurance company was calling me about a cracked windshield on the rental. I told them there was no cracked windshield and I still had the check in paper to prove it. I tried to go see the cracked windshield at the rental agency and they wouldn't let me look at the car. The insurance adjuster eventually told me he didn't care about my check in paperwork or seeing a picture of the damage; he was about to pay the claim no matter what, but for some reason he needed my acknowledgement. I refused to give it to him. Fast forward a year or so later (the next cycle after the cunt hit me in the parking lot) and my insurance rates suddenly double. When I call to find out what happened we discover the non existent cracked windshield had gone down as an at fault accident. Something that should never happen with a windshield claim. I was told that adjuster was no longer working with the company, and that I'd have to wait for some kind of review board to meet to get that claim changed. But until then, I'd just have to accept the contract with the doubled rate.
Lesson learned on that one. The next time I saw what looked like insurance fraud I immediately called a supervisor and reported it.
Varia Vespasa
Vyemm Raider
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I can top that- way back when I drove down to the San Diego from Vancouver with somewhat old tires. Figured they had enough left in them for the trip. Lost one before we got to the border. Replaced it with my spare, but didnt want to make the whole drive without a spare so when we stopped for a short break around 9pm in some place in Washington and saw a garage still going full out at that time of night we took time to buy a new tire and put the spare back in the trunk. Less than two hours later something took a 1 inch square out of the inner side of the tire. Not the tread, but the actual sidewall, and it was a chunk that was just... gone. And it was a rear tire too- dont know how the hell whatever did that missed the front tire. So back on with the spare and drove another 40 mins to a gas station and presented them with the guarantee. Had to wait till dawn for the manager to get in to approve the free replacement. Got less than 2 hours out of a brand new tire, but at least it was the one tire on the car that was guaranteed. At least you could fix your nail hole.
Void
BAU BAU
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This is minor compared to a lot of stuff in this thread lately, but people that leave a full car length (or more, I saw one that had to be about 3 lengths) between them and the car in front of them WHEN STOPPED! Sure, give yourself plenty of room when actually moving, but you pull up to a stoplight and don't at least get reasonably close to the car in front of you? Go fuck yourself! There are people probably hanging their ass out into the intersection behind you that would love to have some of your fucking space. What is the point of that? Are they prone to suddenly lurching forward uncontrollably? Unlike many mystifying driving habits, this one seems to span all races and genders and ages. I just don't fucking get it. Can anyone give even a slightly reasonable explanation for this, besides just being a complete fucking moron?
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Burren
Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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If I had to guess, I would say a good 25% of drivers are incapable of keeping their foot on the brake pedal to keep the car from moving, when at a light. Is the pedal too difficult to press? Does everyone have nerve damage and twitch all the time? WTF... The other day I sat in my car and marveled at the SUV in the lane next to me that inched forward every few seconds for the full duration of the light; with cars in front of them.
Lanx
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I'm a city driver, so i'm pretty much sexually assaulting their bumper, at least i used to. I've stopped this, i noticed ppl "roll back" a bit, i'm sure this is the manual shifting (i've only driven auto, i'm thinking of trading in the old civic for an old beater manual, or we just go w/ a suv), ppl are just "slow" at traffic lights out here in KS.