Whats rustling your jimmies?

Hoss · Oct 8, 2019

Having to use blinkers for funeral processions now. As if it's not bad enough I'm there grieving, but now I gotta listen to Clickclick clickclick clickclick for 30 minutes. This is all because of Daytime Running Lights. They do nothing to improve safety and force funeral processions to find something else to set them apart.

Can't wait till dumbasses start driving everywhere with their blinkers on and funeral processions have to lay on their horns instead. We already see the driving with blinkers thing during bad weather, so people are obviously following the same retarded logic that it makes them stand out and therefore somehow safer.

Slaanesh69 · Oct 8, 2019

FonderJarl said:
This is exactly why I always park as far away as I can. Don’t put yourself in such a position

Yeah I used to own a large pick-up and parked at the end of the lot at all times.

Then you come back to your vehicle and some assbag parks beside you in the middle of no-man's-land. They do it on purpose. To rustle. Fuckers.

FonderJarl · Oct 8, 2019

Hoss said:
Having to use blinkers for funeral processions now. As if it's not bad enough I'm there grieving, but now I gotta listen to Clickclick clickclick clickclick for 30 minutes. This is all because of Daytime Running Lights. They do nothing to improve safety and force funeral processions to find something else to set them apart.

Can't wait till dumbasses start driving everywhere with their blinkers on and funeral processions have to lay on their horns instead. We already see the driving with blinkers thing during bad weather, so people are obviously following the same retarded logic that it makes them stand out and therefore somehow safer.

This has been sop as long as ive been alive. 35 plus years now. Sorry for your loss. Peace be with you.

Hoss · Oct 8, 2019

FonderJarl said:
This has been sop as long as ive been alive. 35 plus years now.

This is incorrect. DRLs were first allowed in the US in 1995, that's 25 years. They didn't become standard till well after that. I would guess around 2005 it could be said most new cars had them, but even then it wasn't widespread enough that funeral processions had to use flashers so the escort cops would know where it ended. I went through a long dry spell in having to go to funerals, but I think the first time I encountered the flasher thing was within the last 5 years.

Adebisi · Oct 11, 2019

There's a handicapped washroom on my office floor that is amazing. Its got its own window, in its own room away from the normie stalls. Tall shutter. Sink. You could set up a hammock in there if you wanted.

When I gotta take my 30 minute daily dump and that room is taken... Rustled.

Sludig · Oct 11, 2019

People that take more than 2 minutes just to take a shit.

Aldarion · Oct 11, 2019

Nobody takes more than 2 minutes to take a shit. Its just that while you're sitting on the toilet is one of the few times most people will leave you completely alone and not bother you.

My latest rustle. People who talk to me while I am obviously doing something. Sure, I'm currently suspended upside while holding a heavy object in one hand and trying to splice two wires together with the other hand. But thisd be a really swell time to start telling me about what that lady who, you know the one who used to know Janet but that was before she broke up with Tim, anyway she has that little yappy dog, you know? Betty, thats her name. Anyway, Betty said - do you remember Betty? WHY ARENT YOU LISTENING TO ME???

Some people get rustled if they're interrupted during conversation. That doesnt phase me, its normal conversational give and take. But I get super rustled if I'm doing something and someone starts talking to me. Its this incredibly rude assumption - whatever you are doing is dumb and unimportant, so you should stop doing it and listen to me.

Aldarion · Oct 11, 2019

And I'm gonna add a second one, inspired by the example I gave in the previous post which reminded me.

If you are speaking to me in such long, rambling sentences that I cannot mentally diagram your sentence and find the subject, verb, and object, I immediately and permanently label you in my mind as a crazy person. And it rustles me nonstop until you stop talking and let someone who speaks actual English take over.

Hoss · Oct 11, 2019

Aldarion said:
Nobody takes more than 2 minutes to take a shit. Its just that while you're sitting on the toilet is one of the few times most people will leave you completely alone and not bother you.

My latest rustle. People who talk to me while I am obviously doing something. Sure, I'm currently suspended upside while holding a heavy object in one hand and trying to splice two wires together with the other hand. But thisd be a really swell time to start telling me about what that lady who, you know the one who used to know Janet but that was before she broke up with Tim, anyway she has that little yappy dog, you know? Betty, thats her name. Anyway, Betty said - do you remember Betty? WHY ARENT YOU LISTENING TO ME???

Some people get rustled if they're interrupted during conversation. That doesnt phase me, its normal conversational give and take. But I get super rustled if I'm doing something and someone starts talking to me. Its this incredibly rude assumption - whatever you are doing is dumb and unimportant, so you should stop doing it and listen to me.

Are you capable of ignoring them? Ignore them till you're done, then pull some imaginary headphones out of your ear and ask "Were you talking to me"?

I did that once. The look on his face was priceless. I said they were called invisibuds and I got them at bed bath and beyond. If it's a girl, say they came from home depot.

Bubbles · Oct 18, 2019

my car is a shit bucket on wheels. Have to pay about a grand for the yearly maintenance, new rear break rotors and for some new dingle-dangle generator part.

Conefed · Oct 22, 2019

Weddings on weekdays. It has been hell getting off from work and other things that don't happen on weekends.

Deathwing · Oct 22, 2019

So don't go.

For someone that finally divorced his cunt of a wife(as you've described her here), you seem to have an issue telling the rest of the faggots in your life to gtfo.

Xequecal · Oct 22, 2019

Conefed said:
Weddings on weekdays. It has been hell getting off from work and other things that don't happen on weekends.

Speaking of weddings, my sister is planning on having hers in a location that she specifically chose because it doesn't have cell phone service. "Maybe I can get people to actually talk to each other for a few hours."

Aldarion · Oct 22, 2019

Important paperwork that can only be returned by postal mail or fax. Its 2019, I can upload documents online to *buy a goddamn house* but THIS little piece of trivial bullshit, THIS requires such high security that only a fax will do!

Private entities can do what they like, but I propose it should literally be illegal for a federal agency to do this.

Fucking faxes.

k^M · Oct 22, 2019

Aldarion said:
Important paperwork that can only be returned by postal mail or fax. Its 2019, I can upload documents online to *buy a goddamn house* but THIS little piece of trivial bullshit, THIS requires such high security that only a fax will do!

Private entities can do what they like, but I propose it should literally be illegal for a federal agency to do this.

Fucking faxes.

This rustles my memories of jimmies fiercely. When I bought my car, the loan went to a bank that would not allow reminders, auto pay, or any other basic function to operate through their website if you weren't a member of the bank itself (which isn't even in this city, let alone state). After dealing with bullshit of that bank, I just paid the rest of the loan down and told them to go fuck themselves.

SorrowsEnd · Oct 22, 2019

I never understand people complaining about going to weddings. Just stop going.

The wife and I decided a decade ago it's just not worth it. We just blanket decline them all with no excuses given. Have a great wedding, we won't be part of it!

Hoss · Oct 22, 2019

Look, sometimes people gotta save money on the wedding. Picking a weekday helps you cut costs in 2 ways. First, the venue will be cheaper, and second fewer people will show. Stop fucking whining at people trying to save money.

I tried to save money by not hiring a photographer. But it didn't work, my mom gave us one as a wedding gift. I'd rather have had the money.

Siliconemelons · Oct 23, 2019

If you have 2k to start a business and a shred of personality - you can be a wedding photographer.

I was going to say that they are simply the most overpriced thing about weddings - but no, EVERYTHING is overpriced on weddings.

12$ dozen roses on anyday, 50$ of Valentine's day and 150$ if they are for a wedding.

35$ birthday cake decorated and all that, 300$ if it's for a wedding.

25$ airport limo, 250$ wedding limo.

Fifey · Oct 23, 2019

Best buy calims to offer next day shipping. I dont own a car and wanted to buy a TV so instead of a 50 dollar uber ride, went for next day shipping. Have Tuesdays off work so ordered Monday so it would arrive on my day off, nope here i am Wednesday missing half a day waiting, would of saved money taking the uber at this rate.

Big Phoenix · Oct 23, 2019

Can anyone explain to me why in God's name people put spaces after names when doing data entry? And they're not even God Damn consistent in doing it.

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