Whats rustling your jimmies?
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
McQueen
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The first thing my new backyard neighbor did was put in a full-size basketball court complete with stadium lighting. Their six kids with their incessant sportsball practice echoes perfectly in my favorite bathroom. I just want to shit and take my baths in peace. 
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Hoss
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The first thing my new backyard neighbor did was put in a full-size basketball court complete with stadium lighting. Their six kids with their incessant sportsball practice echoes perfectly in my favorite bathroom. I just want to shit and take my baths in peace.
If it's your favorite bathroom, then it obviously has a gun rack. Time to use that smokepole to make some racket of your own.
McQueen
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Please. Every room in my home has at least one hidden firearm. The dad and largest daughter present shoulder+ over the privacy fence they installed while on their obnoxious sportsball court.
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Time to use the ball for target practicePlease. Every room in my home has at least one hidden firearm. The dad and largest daughter present shoulder+ over the privacy fence they installed while on their obnoxious sportsball court.
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joz123
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Fucking century link and their POS service. I might go a few days without any problems, then BAM disconnect for 10 minutes, service comes back on then disconnected again every 5 minutes. Stupid city only has Cox or century link and where I live it's only century link. It is only 25 bucks a month but man is it unreliable.
Oblio
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If you are in a rural area look for Microwave Internet. Never used it myself, but have heard good things.
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joz123
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Oblio
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Ahh I gotcha, I lived there for a decade up north near Shadow Ridge HS (Las Vegas not North Las Vegas). I was fortunate enough to have Cox, eww can't believe I just typed that.
Right before I clicked post I did a quick google and found this...
Las Vegas Wireless Internet
Fucker
Log Wizard
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This is the same company that had most of their shit nationwide go down because of a single bad network card. These fuckers don't hire professionals anymore.
Aamry
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A week after I posted this, I am off furlough. I only had a week of unemployment. What the shit.
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This is the same company that doesn't have support for Fiber customers on nights or weekends. I've had their service in two cities (Las Vegas and Seattle) and the service was shit both times. I'm an idiot for going back to them a second time. To put it in perspective, Comcast has been treating me better than they ever did.
Campbell1oo4
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I got paid for February, and my bank gave me my money back from my Lufthansa flight!
But I haven't gotten paid for March...
Also one of my students is a high level lawyer here in Germany (at least in the province I live in) and he was saying his tax rate is something in the neighborhood of 65% and I was absolutely shocked. Turns out a lot of that money goes to refugees, who get free apartments and 1500 euro is pocket money per month.
I make about 1000 euro per month and I work around thirty hours per week, not including travel time. What the fuck are these people doing with their free time that they warrant all that cash? Why aren't I making more money?
Turns out the average German citizen is relatively poor compared to other European nations. The average Greek is richer than the average German, but Germany has social programs that can help. Greeks don't.
Shit's fucked.
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Burren
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Big part of why Germany and many other European countries are running the risk of being removed from their own lands by "refugees" who contribute nothing, demand things change to suit them instead of the other way around, out-breed the local European population, and in many cases can just run around unchecked and immune to the laws. In your example, it's costing Germany hundreds of millions of Euros now and could cost them everything over time.
Guess that turned into my rustle for the day! Glad you got your refund, by the way.
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Izo
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IKEA pick & collect.
Half the stuff is not in the bag, note says we’ll send you some, maybe. 2 items not accounted for as well. Pimply faced youth doesn’t give a shit ofc.
Izo: Can I get a refund?
PFY: uh, I don’t know, sir, let me talk to my manager. Dials manager. Gives number for customer service.
Customer service phone: straight to voicemail, we’re experiencing technica difficulties, call another day.
Izo: What do?
PFY: You have to go up to custumer service, the queue is not that long. They have your stuff.
Walk into store, re-opened today. Queue is long, million people there to spread corona.
Customer service rep: I don’t have your stuff.
Izo: Give me refund.
CSR: We can’t sir, system is down. Go into store and find stuff. Thankyou for letting us charge you for pick & collect, which you pick and collect, while giving you corona. Have a nice day, sir.
Izo: sic.
2h ikea hell for some redic shit for the wife. FML.
Half the stuff is not in the bag, note says we’ll send you some, maybe. 2 items not accounted for as well. Pimply faced youth doesn’t give a shit ofc.
Izo: Can I get a refund?
PFY: uh, I don’t know, sir, let me talk to my manager. Dials manager. Gives number for customer service.
Customer service phone: straight to voicemail, we’re experiencing technica difficulties, call another day.
Izo: What do?
PFY: You have to go up to custumer service, the queue is not that long. They have your stuff.
Walk into store, re-opened today. Queue is long, million people there to spread corona.
Customer service rep: I don’t have your stuff.
Izo: Give me refund.
CSR: We can’t sir, system is down. Go into store and find stuff. Thankyou for letting us charge you for pick & collect, which you pick and collect, while giving you corona. Have a nice day, sir.
Izo: sic.
2h ikea hell for some redic shit for the wife. FML.
It happens a lot in the Backside thread... When these women are showing off their ass, but have to put their fingers where the cheeks meet the leg. It is not sexy. Is the butt too saggy to just let us see it. It certainly does not add to the allure. What the fuck are you trying to hide?
Hoss
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Oh shit you were dealing with THE PFY? You're lucky you survived. As I recall, he eventually learned all of the BOFH's tricks and offed him. The lad's a stone cold killer. Hope you didn't cop too much of an attitude with him, he might have setup a surprise for you.
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Oh double shit! Looks like he's still writing them. I got some catching up to do.
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Hoss
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I'd need an illustration to be sure, but it sounds like you just have a weird fetish. Those poses look fine. Especially if you can see her chest, because that pose will make her tits poke out.