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wellijustdontknow

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I'd need an illustration to be sure, but it sounds like you just have a weird fetish. Those poses look fine. Especially if you can see her chest, because that pose will make her tits poke out.

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Hoss

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I think burren is right. Looks like it's a still from a video where she was shaking her ass manually.
 

Burren

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Now, let's be realistic here: we may or may not necessarily agree with what she's doing. But, she wouldn't be kicked out, would she?
 
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My wife had to get blood work done yesterday, it's a pretty regular thing for her. She delayed it as long as her doctor would let her, but yesterday she had to go. While there, she was wearing a mask and latex gloves. Except for the staff at the clinic no one else was. They were sitting in chairs next to strangers, and my wife watched as person after person handled the cups at the drinking fountain with bare hands that hadn't recently been washed.

It's no wonder this shit is still spreading. People are fucking stupid.
 
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wellijustdontknow

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Now, let's be realistic here: we may or may not necessarily agree with what she's doing. But, she wouldn't be kicked out, would she?
Oh no, of course not. And another damn thing that gets me rustled. I hate the fucking ass shaking, stupid twerking bullshit. When the fucking fuck did that get to be a thing that's attractive. An otherwise gorgeous girl with a fine body starts that nonsense, and I scroll as quickly as possible. It's fucking disgusting.
 
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Hoss

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Most YouTube videos have computer generated captions you can turn on.

Been meaning to get back to this. This is what I get half the time when I turn on captions in youtube. Unreadable.

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RobXIII

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12-minute porn video, 11 minutes 30 seconds of *not* porn.

12 minute porn vid, god-tier boobs, 11 out of 10 body. Cameraman zooms in 200% on anus, ignores the boobs for 11 minutes, then focuses on the dude's face as he finishes. Wat.
 
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People closing your tabs

Businesses requiring you sign for credit cards (during the pandemic)

The excuses made to reopen socializing

I bought a new computer and for the first time in history of new computer purchases, it's slow despite having seemingly improved stats

Minecraft mods don't work nice
Feeling like a noob

Soap commercials on YouTube - they really grind my gears. Thought it was just the one dude, but they've since had other people and it must be the writing or directing or something - such smugness

Shitty comedies
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Hoss

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I bought a new computer and for the first time in history of new computer purchases, it's slow despite having seemingly improved stats

Bloatware? I've had that happen to me and removing the bloatware helped. But it might also be that processors aren't really making the huge leaps they used to make while applications are.
 
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My wife had to get blood work done yesterday, it's a pretty regular thing for her. She delayed it as long as her doctor would let her, but yesterday she had to go. While there, she was wearing a mask and latex gloves. Except for the staff at the clinic no one else was. They were sitting in chairs next to strangers, and my wife watched as person after person handled the cups at the drinking fountain with bare hands that hadn't recently been washed.

It's no wonder this shit is still spreading. People are fucking stupid.


I went to the Dr. Today, it was supposed to happen back in March when I turned 40, thought I should do the grown up thing and start getting a yearly checkup. They called yesterday and and requested I bring my own mask if possible but they could supply me with one if not.

Arrive early to fill out the first time paperwork, stand on my assigned x 6 feet away from the administrative assistant. The desk is protected by what looks like bullet proof plexiglass and she has her mask on. Communication with all the PPE is basically impossible. I'm yelling through my mask to no avail and she finally just laughs and tells me to come up to the glass. She takes my information and then goes to hand me the clipboard to realize it doesn't fit through the small openings they have at the bottom, she has to get get on her desk and hand it over top to me.

I go to the back and and notice that as you walk by the nurses and techs in the back theyll quickly put their mask on, Dr puts his on right as he walks in, then we go to take blood and as we walk in the tech quickly puts her mask on.

I dont mind wearing the mask at the Drs office and dont expect that they have it on at all times but it felt very much like it was for show.
 
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Amazon Fresh.
Wait weeks in virtual line to be able to shop. When I am notified I can, they are out of everything I need to get, not to mention you have to pay to MAYBE get a 2 hour delivery window on certain days.
 

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Rustled myself today. Made 2lbs of tasty pulled pork for dinner. Finished up dinner and I usually wait for the crockpot to cool a tiny bit before I set it in the fridge for leftovers. About 8hrs, I finally remember I haven't shoved the crockpot in the fridge yet. RIP the last 1lb-1.5lbs of leftover pulled pork. Feels fucking bad.
 
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Hoss

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I'm not sure that ruins the meat. but whatever.
 
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wellijustdontknow

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Rustled myself today. Made 2lbs of tasty pulled pork for dinner. Finished up dinner and I usually wait for the crockpot to cool a tiny bit before I set it in the fridge for leftovers. About 8hrs, I finally remember I haven't shoved the crockpot in the fridge yet. RIP the last 1lb-1.5lbs of leftover pulled pork. Feels fucking bad.
I don't get it... Did you leave the crock pot cooking for eight hours, or leave the meat sitting out at room temperature for eight hours?