Whats rustling your jimmies?

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Fucker

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Finding yourself in the brief window each year where heating your place is making it too hot, yet cooling it makes it too cold. Like apartment porridge.

You and Mist must have the same make and model thermostat.
 
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RobXIII

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I never really thought about it, to be honest. Never really thought about the future when I was a teenager. Was way too much into hanging out with my friends and chasing girls.

Thought about joining the army, but was told college would get me a better job. So I went to college and picked something I had liked when I was in highschool. Maybe Hoss was right, that someone told me and I didn't believe them. Wish I had listened I guess.
I was the same way, didn't think about the future at all until the day I graduated high school lol. Military isn't a bad gig in this economy, one of the few jobs that has a decent pension and included health care. I'm not really counting the broken pensions in New England states (they're going bankrupt giving out 160k a year sometimes for one cop / fire fighter for life, that rustles me as a taxpayer lol)
 
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Mist

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My new neighbors have a boat and horses. All I have is a new Subaru.

It's making me feeling a little insecure. Is this what having a small penis is like?
 

a_skeleton_05

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My new neighbors have a boat and horses. All I have is a new Subaru.
Feeling a little insecure. Is this what having a small penis is like?
Ask all the men that come into proximity to you as I'm sure their dick and balls retreat up into their body as if they jumped into a frozen lake.
 

Mist

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Ask all the men that come into proximity to you as I'm sure their dick and balls retreat up into their body as if they jumped into a frozen lake.
That's the effect that I'm going for.
 
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Fucker

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My new neighbors have a boat and horses. All I have is a new Subaru.

It's making me feeling a little insecure. Is this what having a small penis is like?

People enjoying the fruits of their labor is eqivalent to having a small penis? I wonder what you'd think if you found out they know how to work a thermostat.
 
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Mist

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People enjoying the fruits of their labor is eqivalent to having a small penis? I wonder what you'd think if you found out they know how to work a thermostat.
I'm not accusing them of having a small penis. I said "I'm feeling a little insecure" and then asked all of the many small-dicked men of this forum if this is what it feels like to have a small dick.

Try to read better, small-dicked man, who also can't read.
 
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Fucker

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I'm not accusing them of having a small penis. I said "I'm feeling a little insecure" and then asked all of the many small-dicked men of this forum if this is what it feels like to have a small dick.

Try to read better, small-dicked man, who also can't read.

Try to write better, sweaty ugly dyke.
 

Izo

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I'm not accusing them of having a small penis. I said "I'm feeling a little insecure" and then asked all of the many small-dicked men of this forum if this is what it feels like to have a small dick.

Try to read better, small-dicked man, who also can't read.
Why do you care what size dick men have?
 

Mist

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It's amazing how you guys can't understand the point of a joke.
 
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Sevens

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Why would someone feel insecure about the size of their dick?
I have the body I have, some things I can change (My weight, muscle mass etc) some I cant (color of my eyes, my height etc) if some one doesnt like something about my body they can fuck right off.
 

ZyyzYzzy

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Wow some of you are very autistic. Mist was trying to make a funny saying she feels like she has a small dick because she's not flaunting her money with stupid purchases.

Whats rustling my jimmies? Being in the same side of something as mist because autistic retards
 
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lurkingdirk

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Wow some of you are very autistic. Mist was trying to make a funny saying she feels like she has a small dick because she's not flaunting her money with stupid purchases.

Whats rustling my jimmies? Being in the same side of something as mist because autistic retards

And because you have a small dick.
 
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Aamry

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There's a tiktok trend of measuring between your outstretched thumb and pinky, and it's supposed to be your dick length.... but my dick isn't that big.
 
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Burren

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My OPs Manager: "I sent an email, please verify it came through".
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Me: "Is ________ the information you wanted to send? I just want to verify".
My Ops Manager: "I'm not doing this today. No reason for me to re-verify what I sent you".
Me: WTF.....
 

Hoss

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Why would someone feel insecure about the size of their dick?
I have the body I have, some things I can change (My weight, muscle mass etc) some I cant (color of my eyes, my height etc) if some one doesnt like something about my body they can fuck right off.

Not true. if your dick is small it's because you didn't beat it off enough (or correctly) as a child. back and forth makes it longer, rolling it side to side makes it thicker. I thought everyone knew that.

There's a tiktok trend of measuring between your outstretched thumb and pinky, and it's supposed to be your dick length.... but my dick isn't that big.

That's idiotic. You gotta measure from your anus to just beyond the tip. That's the true measurement.
 
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