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Aldarion said:
This reply rustles my jimmies in return. WTF exactly did you think I meant, when I used the phrase "immune-boosting ketchup"?
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In his defense, cooked tomatoes are considered immune system boosters. That should apply to ketchup even if it does have other garbage in it.
 
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Pyros said:
Plain plain, or plain with salt? Cause salt is more than enough for me, I don't like dipping into sauces or whatever, but no salt is just kinda weird.
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Salt is fine, as long as they aren't putting it on like a fucking blizzard. I swear I went to outback once and the fries were inedible just from all the salt on em.
 
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Aldarion said:
This reply rustles my jimmies in return. WTF exactly did you think I meant, when I used the phrase "immune-boosting ketchup"?

I do always enjoy when people think that the ketchup packets are the only thing people touched while preparing your food. If you're eating food prepared by other people, you're eating food other people touched. Best just accept it. The ketchup packet is so far down the list of contamination concerns its hysterical.
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Staff do different roles, there's a difference between a dedicated food person touching and wrapping your food and staff who also touch waste/money
 
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I prefer multiple dipping sauces for fries. Ketchup, Mayo, coarse grain mustard. Then you can mix as you like. Vinegar is good with thick cut fries.
 
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Cheese sauce needs to be with chili on top of crinkle cut fries.

Regular fries with chili cheese? Fries not crinkly enough, 2/10, would not smash.

Malt vinegar is delicious though, and if you don't like malt vinegar you probably drive a Subaru
 
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/s *I* prefer my steak well done, with a healthy dose of ketchup /s


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Aldarion

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Conefed said:
Staff do different roles, there's a difference between a dedicated food person touching and wrapping your food and staff who also touch waste/money
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I'll grant you that the money to food route of contamination only applies to the ketchup packets.

The doorknob-to-food, cellphone-to-food, and touch-his-face-then-touch-your-food routes apply to everyone in the room.

And at fast food places, they're typically wearing gloves which makes it even worse, because you sometimes wash your hands but they never wash their gloves. So the hands themselves become the worst source of contamination.

I'm not germphobic; I'm saying that avoiding ketchup packets out of a worry about germs is like putting down one of those faggot-ass paper toilet seat covers in public restrooms cause you're scared of butt germs, then touching the doorknob on the way out. Its entirely backwards.

I bet you anything those ketchup packets have fewer kinds and lower levels of dangerous bacteria on them than the food preparers nasty ass gloves.
 
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Aldarion said:
I bet you anything those ketchup packets have fewer kinds and lower levels of dangerous bacteria on them than the food preparers nasty ass gloves.
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If there was a way to prove this I'd take the bet. EZ money.
 
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It's down in the teens temperature-wise, so my heater is on full blast and it's drying the fuck out of my eyes.
 
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Aldarion said:
I'll grant you that the money to food route of contamination only applies to the ketchup packets.

The doorknob-to-food, cellphone-to-food, and touch-his-face-then-touch-your-food routes apply to everyone in the room.

And at fast food places, they're typically wearing gloves which makes it even worse, because you sometimes wash your hands but they never wash their gloves. So the hands themselves become the worst source of contamination.

I'm not germphobic; I'm saying that avoiding ketchup packets out of a worry about germs is like putting down one of those faggot-ass paper toilet seat covers in public restrooms cause you're scared of butt germs, then touching the doorknob on the way out. Its entirely backwards.

I bet you anything those ketchup packets have fewer kinds and lower levels of dangerous bacteria on them than the food preparers nasty ass gloves.
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I was in food service for a decade and hygiene, even at fast food wasn't that bad when properly managed
 
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I was driving down I-95 through St Augustine a few months back, and noticed they were building a nice big outdoor range off the highway. Came through last weekend, it's a Sherriff's training facility. Rustled
 
Conefed

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Fucker said:
Except that it is never properly managed.
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I was a manager and I had good bosses also.
I think poor hygiene is more meme than reality

Edit: I may have to take it back because I now realize my experiences were before smart phone explosion.
 
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