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Brad2770

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I have lived in Texas my whole life. This kind of freeze happens about once every ten years. From my memory:

2001 and lasted about 3 days. (it was when my ex and I started dating)

2011 and lasted about a week.

2021

I know it happened before 2001, but I don’t remember the exact year or so, but it happens more than some are leading on. Once in a lifetime? No. I also don’t remember there being energy shortages.
 
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H.A. Monkey

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The Texas power grid is almost entirely independent from the national grid. The last time Texas lost/interrupted power happened for a prolonged time, the Federal fucking government advised the local officials of Texas to get their shit together so this wouldn’t happen again. Yet it happened again. Stupid is as stupid does.
 
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Brad2770

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H.A. Monkey said:
The Texas power grid is almost entirely independent from the national grid. The last time Texas lost/interrupted power happened for a prolonged time, the Federal fucking government advised the local officials of Texas to get their shit together so this wouldn’t happen again. Yet it happened again. Stupid is as stupid does.
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Going to have to show me where the power went out. I just said I don’t remember energy losses in weather like this before.
 
Erronius

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So is this a picture of Dallas or Houston?

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Hoss

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H.A. Monkey said:
The Texas power grid is almost entirely independent from the national grid.
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Where do you get this retarded shit? How does Texas sell power to california if they're independent? Why did Texas black out it's own citizens to send power to Louisiana if it's cut off from everyone else?
 
H.A. Monkey

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Brad2770 said:
Going to have to show me where the power went out. I just said I don’t remember energy losses in weather like this before.
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Where do you get this retarded shit? How does Texas sell power to california if they're independent? Why did Texas black out it's own citizens to send power to Louisiana if it's cut off from everyone else?
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Hoss your inability to read or search does not mean it’s retarded shit. It means you’re an incompetent fuckwit who refuses to believe the truth.
 
Hoss

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H.A. Monkey said:

LMGTFY - Let Me Google That For You

For all those people who find it more convenient to bother you with their question rather than to Google it for themselves.
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Hoss your inability to read or search does not mean it’s retarded shit. It means you’re an incompetent fuckwit who refuses to believe the truth.
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At this point I don't know if you're retarded or trolling.
 
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Fucking porn that turns to shit.

Women randomly pissing, making those god awful blowjob noises, puzzling cuts to show the dudes face or angles that have 90% man ass.
 
Deathwing

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Spontaneous pissing? Hook me up bro, I need to rub one out. Intentional urination doesn't do for me anymore.
 
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Hoss

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I'm in a hotel for pre flight covid screening. Not allowed to leave except for screenings, they even bring me food. That's not even what's rustling anymore because it's been like this all year. This time there's a security guard stationed outside my room which means I have to actually get dressed to grab my food and dump my trash. She's not a1lways there, but I can't see her chair through the peep sight, so I just have to get dressed.

I'm not sure if she can hear the porn I'm playing and I don't really care.
 
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Burren

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Hoss said:
I'm in a hotel for pre flight covid screening. Not allowed to leave except for screenings, they even bring me food. That's not even what's rustling anymore because it's been like this all year. This time there's a security guard stationed outside my room which means I have to actually get dressed to grab my food and dump my trash. She's not a1lways there, but I can't see her chair through the peep sight, so I just have to get dressed.

I'm not sure if she can hear the porn I'm playing and I don't really care.
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TUrn it up louder and see if she knocks on the door...
 
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lurkingdirk

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Hoss said:
I'm in a hotel for pre flight covid screening. Not allowed to leave except for screenings, they even bring me food. That's not even what's rustling anymore because it's been like this all year. This time there's a security guard stationed outside my room which means I have to actually get dressed to grab my food and dump my trash. She's not a1lways there, but I can't see her chair through the peep sight, so I just have to get dressed.

I'm not sure if she can hear the porn I'm playing and I don't really care.
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No, man. Drop your trash naked and hard.
 
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Denamian

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When I started my shift last night my boss asked me to train a newbie on some things this morning. No time to prep and we're both remote right now, so it will be over teams to make things worse. It's pretty simple stuff, but goddamn does the lack of notice have me rustled.
 
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Aamry

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I put in my 1 month notice a bit ago, I'm leaving my current company on 3/18.

My boss called me, and told me I'd be spending 2 weeks in Destin FL working down there, so I'll only have 4 days to pack all my crap up and move when I get back.
 
Hoss

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I still laugh about the guy I used to work with who gave 3 months notice. He was about a week away from getting fired but the boss was a weenie so he let him stay for 3 months.
 
Aamry

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Hoss said:
I still laugh about the guy I used to work with who gave 3 months notice. He was about a week away from getting fired but the boss was a weenie so he let him stay for 3 months.
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I put in 1 month so I could get my vacation time paid out lol
 
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