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Whats rustling your jimmies?
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Fucker
Log Wizard
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I was stuck in line behind this dipshit who kept asking for dumb things and asking dumb questions. THe guy behind the counter had enough and said "We are done" and pointed her toward the door.
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Fogel
Mr. Poopybutthole
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Also damn near every place has an app so
1. You can figure out what you want ahead of time
2. You can customize the shit out of it
3. Can do all of the above without having to deal with 80 IQ drive through worker combined with shitty speaker/microphone
1. You can figure out what you want ahead of time
2. You can customize the shit out of it
3. Can do all of the above without having to deal with 80 IQ drive through worker combined with shitty speaker/microphone
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Fucker
Log Wizard
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Fucking delivery drivers fuck up more often than not. Grocery people always bring stuff to the front door despite clear instructions to go to the garage. I had one Doordash driver leave the meal in the middle of the driveway. And another left it on the side door despite clear instructions to go to the front door and ring the bell. They probably wonder why they are delivery drivers.
Morsakin
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Without going into the details for obvious reasons -- jury duty. Just the selection process -- big case -- but, with COVID restrictions so we arrived at the NRG arena here in Houston. Seating in the rafters with one row in front and wouldn't you guess it, this fucking guy right in the middle in front of the podium, socially distanced essentially staring down 2 dozen lawyers for eight solid hours.
We were told we are going to need to come back tomorrow so the other defendants (large corporations, each with their own legal team) can finish asking us questions.
Oh, and 4 people were removed for contempt of court in the opening hour after they refused to wear a mask.
We were told we are going to need to come back tomorrow so the other defendants (large corporations, each with their own legal team) can finish asking us questions.
Oh, and 4 people were removed for contempt of court in the opening hour after they refused to wear a mask.
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Lambourne
Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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Don't know if it's some Euro thing but like 80% of the drive thru customers here seem to prefer to wait in the drive thru line for 20 minutes while there is absolutely no one inside at the counter. They then proceed to eat their food in their car in the parking lot. How about walking the 20 steps to go inside so you can sit at a table and wash your hands before and after eating. Bonus: not getting your car all sticky and smelly.
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Burren
Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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News flash: a large portion of the world's population is very, very stupid.
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Void
BAU BAU
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Can you bend over far enough to kiss your ass goodbye? Because that's about all you can do.
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I watched a video recently, said that that is almost impossible. Some type of dead man lock up with the undercarriage that catches in place?
Fucker
Log Wizard
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Scoresby
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I mean Abbott did say there would not be a mask requirement in Texas. Between this and the schools (and no doubt others), it will be interesting to see who blinks.
Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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Otis safety elevators have that lockup. I forget the exact year, but any elevator made to carry people after like 1900 had to have that safety device. If you look you'll see an Otis label on every elevator you use (at least I have when I looked). When they have a freight elevator and don't allow passengers it's usually because it doesn't have the safety catch.
I can't remember the details, but not all elevators use the same mechanism and some are better than others. And, of course, just like any device it can fail.
I have thought of this and my plan was to try to jump. I'm probably wrong though so you should do something else. I don't know the parachute landingm that sounds like a good plan.
I see this post was made tuesday. Did you survive?
Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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I bet he was in federal court though. Abbot's mandate means nothing to them.
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Izo
Tranny Chaser
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Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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My only response to that is .... it's fun to jump just as the elevator is stopping and I can tell any other passengers that I'm practicing for if the safety latches fail. Not fun to lay flat on the floor of an elevator and it's downright rude if there are other people.
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