Whats rustling your jimmies?
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Bandwagon
Kolohe
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I was just getting in my car to run to the corner store when 2 of the cars went by at about 75mph. 2nd one was trying to draft off the first or some stupid shit. He was about 10ft off the other cars bumper. I ended up following them when I pulled out of the driveway and got up to about 60 when I saw the sheriff come around the corner. He just told me not to follow them home and now he's parked right on the S turn instead of the fire station in the middle of the straight stretch. No one is doing 90mph coming out of 90 degree S turns. What a dipshit. The fire station parking lot isn't even visible from more than 200ft away in either direction.
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Be a shame if someone set their sprinklers out and accidentally had them dowsing the street in front of your house.....
Campbell1oo4
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I work with a guy who lives on a quiet street in a rural county outside of town.
He told me there are a bunch of longhaired rednecks that whip by on motorcycles. Or at least they did. Apparently he went out there and threw a baseball at them and they stopped.
I'm inclined to believe him. He doesn't seem the type to tell lies to make himself look big.
He told me there are a bunch of longhaired rednecks that whip by on motorcycles. Or at least they did. Apparently he went out there and threw a baseball at them and they stopped.
I'm inclined to believe him. He doesn't seem the type to tell lies to make himself look big.
Brad2770
Avatar of War Slayer
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This summer has been nice. I surely hope it’s not one that lingers to the end of Oct.
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Fucker
Log Wizard
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There was some young guy at the end of the street when I first moved here who blasted around on his motorcycle at 75MPH. One day a cop was parked in between me and my neighbor's house and they cracked him fucking hard. They cuffed him and took his motorcycle. Reckless driving in this state is a nasty charge. I guess he was some giant meathead. I never saw him again and a few days later the repo man took his fake M3 and fake AMG and the bank took his house.
Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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Got a guy who sent me a "modbus map". Only problem is that there's no modbus communications. For those who don't know, modbus is an old communication protocol that's still used everywhere because it's solid and simple. But it's being used less and less these days and apparently kids today think a fucking "modbus map" is just a list of tags and what registers they use in different controllers. I swear to god one day I'm going to start throwing modems at these kids. Literally. I have a cabinet full of motorola 9600 baud modems and nothing better to do with them.
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elcaro1101
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Big Phoenix
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The_Black_Log Foler
PalsCo CEO - Stock Pals | Pantheon Pals
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Sludig
Potato del Grande
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Been posted a few times including prior to the post you quoted as we got on car derail.
Piece of shit below
The_Black_Log Foler
PalsCo CEO - Stock Pals | Pantheon Pals
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Big Phoenix
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You want to sleep in on your vacation? Well fuck you were starting major street construction at 730am right outside your house!
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Who sleeps in on their vacation? Get up early to get more fishing done. Or whatever. Vacation time is be alive time.
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