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Hoss

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I don't understand why to level Trade Skills, I have to do Trade Skills, because I don't understand why any retard wants to play a poor simulation of Black Smiting and do 2,000 menial clicks after collecting 10,000 heavy items that fill up your inventory.

The target audience is autists and autists get joy from completing menial tasks.

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Hoss

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What is a mini-break from the wife? Were they married at the time or just dating?

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Obviously it means they fought and broke up, then got together again pretty quick. He did say future wife, so no they were not married.
 
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Voyce

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The target audience is autists and autists get joy from completing menial tasks.

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Target audience for video games is people who buy that specific genre of games

I've never played an hour of Minecraft, but it exists all the same.

I don't want pseudo Minecraft in an RPG, unless it sticks in its own lane, which it didn't.

I'll say this much, if the next Elder Scrolls comes out in my lifetime, if they go HAM on fucking Crafting again, I'm just altogether done with Elder Scrolls.

I'll probably be playing Elden Souls by the time it comes out anyway.
 

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What is a mini-break from the wife? Were they married at the time or just dating?
Hoss is correct. They were dating, not living together, and though they didn't know it at the time, she was pregnant (thus the couple of months difference in the ages of the oldest daughter and this new girl). They fought, she told him to get lost, so he went to Reno to forget about it for a night or two, no plans other than to get wasted and gamble some money away. Meets the random girl on the bus, both hammered, fucked one time. Blammo, life turned upside down 28 years later!

By the way, the wife knew he was a manwhore when they were dating. There could have EASILY been a few with kids a couple of months older than the oldest daughter. But since this one is younger, of course it immediately goes to cheating. Even though she'll never take responsibility for breaking up with him that day and then taking him back a day or two later. One of those, "you are supposed to love me and pine for me when I break up with you, not fuck someone else!" For all we know, she went out and fucked someone that night too, but since she was already pregnant we'll never have any proof.

I think I'm more upset over their behavior than he is. He's more just beaten down and saying he deserves whatever happens. True, it is his fault, but come on, almost 30 years from that point on of being faithful, hard-working, loving, attentive, etc. Fucking cunts. Hence my jimmies still being rustled!
 

Koushirou

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Yeah, that's not fucking cheating, lol. Feel sorry for him. He did dumb, but he didn't cheat. Hopefully his family gets the fuck over it.
 
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Big Phoenix

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He got some more info from speaking directly to the girl finally, and it turns out he very likely is the dad. He literally knew her mom for 3 hours on a bus ride to Reno, both of them hammered out of their minds, when he was on a mini-break from his future wife when they were fighting, and banged her in a car when he drove her home from the bus station, which is why he didn't remember it until he heard the story. The mom told the daughter that she never looked for him because there was nothing between them except a drunken fling and he didn't owe her anything. Which is great, except that the girl wanted to find her dad of course, and now his wife and daughter can't understand that their lives are vastly better for him being in their lives, no matter what mistakes he made early on. His son completely understands at least, and basically said all the same things I have been telling him, but we'll see what the cunts end up thinking after they've cooled down.

I so much wanted it to not be him, just so he could hold it over their heads forever for being such judgy cunts. Ah well. If there's anyone still young on these boards, remember to wrap that rascal! You never know when it might come back to haunt you.
I had no idea grobbeetroll had a brother.

Either way, sounds like your friend and wife are getting exactly what they deserve just a real fucking shame these galaxy brains decided to also bring some children into the world to scar with their shit life choices.
 
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Cad

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Yeah, that's not fucking cheating, lol. Feel sorry for him. He did dumb, but he didn't cheat. Hopefully his family gets the fuck over it.
So glad I don't have daughters. Thank the lucky sperm.
 

Fadaar

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sounds like the wife needs to go for a swim in the ocean about 10 miles offshore with her feet tied to an anvil before she ruins his life
 

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He got some more info from speaking directly to the girl finally, and it turns out he very likely is the dad. He literally knew her mom for 3 hours on a bus ride to Reno, both of them hammered out of their minds, when he was on a mini-break from his future wife when they were fighting, and banged her in a car when he drove her home from the bus station, which is why he didn't remember it until he heard the story. The mom told the daughter that she never looked for him because there was nothing between them except a drunken fling and he didn't owe her anything. Which is great, except that the girl wanted to find her dad of course, and now his wife and daughter can't understand that their lives are vastly better for him being in their lives, no matter what mistakes he made early on. His son completely understands at least, and basically said all the same things I have been telling him, but we'll see what the cunts end up thinking after they've cooled down.

I so much wanted it to not be him, just so he could hold it over their heads forever for being such judgy cunts. Ah well. If there's anyone still young on these boards, remember to wrap that rascal! You never know when it might come back to haunt you.
So basically everyone involved sounds like a piece of shit tbh. Well except the kids but I’d put my money on shitheads based on their parents lol
 
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SeanDoe1z1

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Your coworker has some fertile sperm. Incidental babies no matter what he does.

every single one of my kids (3) has been first month tries.

It started to fuck with me I even DNA tested because I’m a skeptical motherfucker for a variety of reasons.

But I also never got to the point where I felt like dropping loads in random women not expecting some shit like that. Coworker got a letter from a grandma, kid 15 wanting to see dad. Had no idea… same thing, mom didn’t want him to be the dad. No dna test needed, picture was included. that motherfucker was the spitting image of him.

Life is weird. Women can be super fucked up when it comes to kids. Hard to trust anything.
 

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Moving, was going to rent old house. But the ac is on its last legs and probably needs replaced. At 6-8k supposedly, debating if that changes the calculus to sell instead of rent it a few years before selling.
 

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Woman caught on video violently assaulting her child for a minute and what does the DA do? Offer the monster a no jail time plea deal. Though the monster didnt take the plea deal which means the DA is probably going to hammer them;

Officials added Xlander rejected a plea deal on March 16 that would have seen her plead guilty to assault in the second; she would have avoided jail time and received five years probation and orders of protection for those involved, the district attorney’s office said.

Caught red handed violently abusing your child and youre offered probation. God I fucking hate the retards running this country.

 

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Woman caught on video violently assaulting her child for a minute and what does the DA do? Offer the monster a no jail time plea deal. Though the monster didnt take the plea deal which means the DA is probably going to hammer them;



Caught red handed violently abusing your child and youre offered probation. God I fucking hate the retards running this country.

Shit makes me sick. There are two videos that pop up on the chans regularly of children being beaten badly, not something I can bear.
 
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Woman caught on video violently assaulting her child for a minute and what does the DA do? Offer the monster a no jail time plea deal. Though the monster didnt take the plea deal which means the DA is probably going to hammer them;



Caught red handed violently abusing your child and youre offered probation. God I fucking hate the retards running this country.


Capital punishment is OK.
 
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Bandwagon

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We have a ~22yo male supernerd that works with us. Nice enough guy, but he's basically a soyboy/brony.

He hurt his back after 1 day of field work, so his sister in law (24yo mousey lesbian I've mentioned a few times) has been doing all the field work instead. And she's a fucking Rockstar.

Anyways....brony fainted in the bathroom today a d fell over and broke the toilet.

That's it. Thats the whole story.
 
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Koushirou

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We have a ~22yo male supernerd that works with us. Nice enough guy, but he's basically a soyboy/brony.

He hurt his back after 1 day of field work, so his sister in law (24yo mousey lesbian I've mentioned a few times) has been doing all the field work instead. And she's a fucking Rockstar.

Anyways....brony fainted in the bathroom today a d fell over and broke the toilet.

That's it. Thats the whole story.

But was he vaxxed?
 
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Guurn

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Maybe this should be in the parents thread but I'm rustled by myself so here goes.

My 15 month old grandson isn't talking yet and I'm starting to get those pangs of worry and competitiveness I remember from raising my kids. My rational mind tells me, you can ask him to get the red pen off of the table and bring it to me and he will do that, quit worrying. My concern mind is telling, omg he walked on his tip toes when he was excited once, he's autistic.

Shits exhausting.
 

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Maybe this should be in the parents thread but I'm rustled by myself so here goes.

My 15 month old grandson isn't talking yet and I'm starting to get those pangs of worry and competitiveness I remember from raising my kids. My rational mind tells me, you can ask him to get the red pen off of the table and bring it to me and he will do that, quit worrying. My concern mind is telling, omg he walked on his tip toes when he was excited once, he's autistic.

Shits exhausting.
I'm sure this isn't the case and you're stressing for nothing, but just in case you DO end up having an autistic grandson- CONGRATULATIONS ON HAVING A GRANDAUGHTER!
 
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