Whats rustling your jimmies?

Brahma

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Go to turn on my sprinklers for the grass. Fuckin squirrels have dug up my yard. HTF do you kill these little tree rats?
 

Haus

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Go to turn on my sprinklers for the grass. Fuckin squirrels have dug up my yard. HTF do you kill these little tree rats?
Alternative to guns. Do you not have a dog in your back yard? Out old long haired Dox would kill squirrels, and leave them in a pile in the middle of the yard as a warning to others....
 
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Brahma

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Alternative to guns. Do you not have a dog in your back yard? Out old long haired Dox would kill squirrels, and leave them in a pile in the middle of the yard as a warning to others....

No dog unfortunately. My neighbor JUST recommended cinnamon, or anything with a strong smell, like moth balls. Put it along the fence or where they frequently run.
 

Burren

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No dog unfortunately. My neighbor JUST recommended cinnamon, or anything with a strong smell, like moth balls. Put it along the fence or where they frequently run.

Will be gone with the first rain and doesn't actually deter critters. Just makes softies feel good about being humane.
 
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Gavinmad

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a hundred dollar break action piece of crap from wal-mart is good enough for backyard squirrels. That thing Bandwagon linked is for a professional exterminator taking on Iguanas and Egyptian Geese down in Florida or some shit.
 

Goatface

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Go to turn on my sprinklers for the grass. Fuckin squirrels have dug up my yard. HTF do you kill these little tree rats?
are they digging around spots of brown grass?

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i have a bunch of tree squirrels that keep burying nuts in my planter boxes.
 

Goatface

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Brown and green. Looks like they buried shit in the ground...
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you might have grubs, if bad, you can just pull grass up as they eat the roots. squirrels will eat grubs.
or could just be digging for seeds and stuff.
 

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No dog unfortunately. My neighbor JUST recommended cinnamon, or anything with a strong smell, like moth balls. Put it along the fence or where they frequently run.
Your neighbor sounds like a pussy. Try tannerite.
 
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you might have grubs, if bad, you can just pull grass up as they eat the roots. squirrels will eat grubs.
or could just be digging for seeds and stuff.
Grubs are a thing where I am but I’m rural enough I don’t care. Every now and then my dog catches a raccoon or armadillo and chews them into a lifeless pulp. They both dig for grubs too. Dillos leave a small hole and raccoons a big one. Are we sure the squirrels even dug it? Could be raccoons.
 

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Imagine this-- you are female, ignorant, have little experience and get promoted as part of an initiative to "increase female leadership" in a mostly male organization. You are almost universally despised by your colleagues. Two of the other (few) women speak out against their new, incompetent boss. These two, by the way, both have ivy league undergraduate degrees, but are relatively new to the company. They are both fired by their new boss; leaving the local group with no real valuable female leads at all.
 
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RobXIII

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Pic stolen from another thread, but the water park just opened up for the season, and every year more and more % of people are beyond morbidly obese like below. Rustled because you just know that you're swimming in water that has touched parts they just can't wipe. Blech.

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Sevens

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This weekend went clothes shopping, wanted to get some short / shirt combos for summer
3 pairs of shorts, all the same size, 3 shirts all the same size
Shorts fit just fine, 2 of the shirts fit just fine
How the hell can a shirt that is the same size as the two others I bought be too small?
Just irritating how inconsistent clothes sizes are.
 

Izo

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This weekend went clothes shopping, wanted to get some short / shirt combos for summer
3 pairs of shorts, all the same size, 3 shirts all the same size
Shorts fit just fine, 2 of the shirts fit just fine
How the hell can a shirt that is the same size as the two others I bought be too small?
Just irritating how inconsistent clothes sizes are.
Try the mens department next time?
 
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