Edaw
Parody
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Whats rustling your jimmies?
- Thread starter Big Phoenix
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Fogel
Mr. Poopybutthole
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I identify as Lord Emperor and if you don't refer to me as such you're committing a literal hate crime
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Ishad
Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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Fucker
Log Wizard
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A bank teller once told me I was pronouncing my last name wrong. She was adamant about it and was about 5 seconds away from a knuckle sandwich.
Ishad
Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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I had a client tell me the area code I was calling from was from a Minneapolis zip code and would not believe that it was from Nashville despite me never having been to Minneapolis and buying the phone in Nashville. Some people are fucking stupid.
Void
BAU BAU
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I have a similar issue, and for the most part I just let it slide. The one that gets me the most, however, is my boss' wife. She's from Ecuador and half the time I can't understand a word she's fucking saying, but she's super sweet and nice and I have interacted with her countless times over the past 20+ years. We've gone as a group to countless movies/dinners/drinks over the years, so this isn't some lady I barely know. I've told her how to spell my name countless times, her husband knows exactly how to spell it (obviously), and yet any time she texts me about something (usually when my cats or theirs are sick) she spells it completely wrong. Which is double weird because most people don't type the name of the person they are texting since both parties know who they're talking to, but maybe it is the Ecuadoran in her or something. Once when we were out having dinner I almost made her give me her phone so I could check how it was spelled there and fix it if necessary, but then I realized she might not be able to find my name in order to text me if it isn't spelled the way she thinks it should be.
Goatface
Avatar of War Slayer
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my mom found out in her 50's, that officially her name was spelled with a L instead of an i. it changed the pronunciation and she didn't tell me till i asked why one of my little cousins was using the other name. strange thing, they changed everything for her for free, but if she wanted to keep the i, would had to pay.
probably posted this some where here before, but i always find it funny. my dad's official name on his birth certificate is "familyname" boy #3. he was born at home, doctor checked on them, they had not settled on a name, so he put that as a place holder. they had so long to change it, but didn't, so that is what got submitted.
another side story, when i was young, that doctor was still practicing. his office was in his house. don't mean he converted a house to an office, but during the day it was an office and night his house. the waiting room was his living room, dining room is where his helper was and the exam room might have been a big pantry.
probably posted this some where here before, but i always find it funny. my dad's official name on his birth certificate is "familyname" boy #3. he was born at home, doctor checked on them, they had not settled on a name, so he put that as a place holder. they had so long to change it, but didn't, so that is what got submitted.
another side story, when i was young, that doctor was still practicing. his office was in his house. don't mean he converted a house to an office, but during the day it was an office and night his house. the waiting room was his living room, dining room is where his helper was and the exam room might have been a big pantry.
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Void
BAU BAU
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Burren
Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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I was thinking more along the lines of identifying as an A10 warthog and my pronouns are BRRRRRRRRRRRP and cunt. If you don't have the correct number of Rs or abbreviate either in any way you are committing a literal hate crime.
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Fucker
Log Wizard
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Took a nap. Woke up. Bent over to get socks and a ton of clear liquid dumped out of my nose. CSF leak...cerebrospinal fluid. Essentially brain juice was leaking out of my nose. Rather alarming but also kind of funny.
No, you can't have my stuff.
No, you can't have my stuff.
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Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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I guess it's going to work it's way down. Enjoy it while you can. It's gunna get real weird when it gets to your left nut.
Dashkett
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I have had a deep ear infection work pain upwards to my temple and down that side of my neck before. Might be if the back end of your jaw also hurts a bit right under the ear lobe. I'm no doc, just anectdotal.
Conefed
Blackwing Lair Raider
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1. Hovering over the Skip Ad icon, watching it count down to only have there be another ad behind it.
2. When you're oh so close to getting in the turn lane but the vehicle in front of you isn't far up enough for you to get by despite a sizeable distance in front of their own vehicle.
2. When you're oh so close to getting in the turn lane but the vehicle in front of you isn't far up enough for you to get by despite a sizeable distance in front of their own vehicle.
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