Whats rustling your jimmies?
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sleevedraw
Revolver Ocelot
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Fucker
Log Wizard
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21st century and mankind is busy undiscovering fire and electricity.
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elcaro1101
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Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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Try pretending you're white next time. Works surprisingly well.
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Those winds ripped through Dallas that morning and destroyed the attached greenhouse/patio I have on my house....
I had contractors come out to assess things, as well as insurance adjustors. The contractors told me after (in line with what the adjustor said) was that it was going to be a total rebuild. (but then told me that they might be able to still re-use the sliding glass doors, but we'd need to carefully remove them, and the adjustor would just pay out for them, helping with the cost).
So the doors are carefully removed and set to the side...
Now 13 days later while still waiting for the insurance claim and finalized quotes for repairs we have another 40mph wind night, it lifts the sliding door portions of the sliding glass doors (which were stored to the side) and slams them just right to shatter the glass all over my back yard.
fucking yay.
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joz123
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Out here we get sand tornados with the high winds. Can't see shit in those and always afraid I'm just gonna crash into another car.
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Kolohe
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My friends roommate is a 31yo manchild. His girlfriend works 2 jobs, he works none. He just smokes weed all day and dreams of being a YouTube star.
Anyways, he spent 6 months learning a Vivaldi song and put it on YouTube thinking it was going to go viral. He was disappointed it didn't have a million views after 2 days. I told him to keep working at it, but maybe it's not a good job to plan his life around "making it" on YouTube. Told him he should think about getting a part time job and keep working on piano and YouTube when he can. Honestly, I was very gentle with wording when talking to the guy and being supportive because he has a man crush on me and is very fragile.
Apparently all that sent him into a manic episode and his girlfriend just checked him into a mental hospital.
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Anyways, he spent 6 months learning a Vivaldi song and put it on YouTube thinking it was going to go viral. He was disappointed it didn't have a million views after 2 days. I told him to keep working at it, but maybe it's not a good job to plan his life around "making it" on YouTube. Told him he should think about getting a part time job and keep working on piano and YouTube when he can. Honestly, I was very gentle with wording when talking to the guy and being supportive because he has a man crush on me and is very fragile.
Apparently all that sent him into a manic episode and his girlfriend just checked him into a mental hospital.
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Burren
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Kolohe
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My friend is a graphic artist that's done some freelance work as a cartoonist. I've been encouraging her for a year to just keep a journal of everything he does and says and turn him into a comic strip. She's got about 20 interactions written down at this point.
And yea.....he's the poster boy for the millenial boy stereotype. Sweet guy, but his limp wristery makes my dick soft.
edit: Snippets from her roomate jounal....
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Edaw
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You know, another thing which rustles my jimmies something furious is something of a "Well, I guess I'll be pissed at God" situation involving kids.
Mrs. Haus
and I tried for a dozen years after getting married to have kids. Turns out even with medical science throwing everything they could at it, it just wasn't meant to be. Sent us both into a depression. Now on the other side of it, I have this consistent realization that when she and I get older and need assistance (like my mom does now, which I am now caretaking her), there will be nobody to take care of us. And part of me started to resent those I knew who had kids. Then I look at what the current generation of 20-somethings are doing and realize when they're parents are in their 70's they will still be raising these perpetual manchildren who will then be 50-something manchildren, and it makes me giggle some.- 3
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Bandwagon
Kolohe
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I wish this kid was an asshole so I wouldn't feel bad laying some wisdom on him. When I say he's "fragile", I mean in the same way a 10 year old is....not a femboy.
Funny thing is, he moved from Texas to Portland, OR about a year in to COVID and I remember thinking "Who the fuck is making THAT move right now?!". Question answered.
Funny thing is, he moved from Texas to Portland, OR about a year in to COVID and I remember thinking "Who the fuck is making THAT move right now?!". Question answered.
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TBT-TheBigToe
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This image that keeps getting posted over, and over, and over again on Twitter and on FoH...
"...for it also TO be this..." or "...for it TO also be this...", that missing "to" rustles the fuck out of me.
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