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lurkingdirk

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Some degenerate fuck head backed into my truck in the grocery parking lot and destroyed the entire rear light on the passenger side. No note, just drove away. Fucker.
 
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Sevens

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The height cylinder on my computer chair has a slow leak, so either I raise it up every 30 mins or so or I sit with my desk at chest level.
 
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Edaw

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The height cylinder on my computer chair has a slow leak, so either I raise it up every 30 mins or so or I sit with my desk at chest level.
Several options:

Option one: Lower the desk
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Option two: Raise the chair
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Option three (my favorite):
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Aamry

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The height cylinder on my computer chair has a slow leak, so either I raise it up every 30 mins or so or I sit with my desk at chest level.
Like every chair I've ever owned will leakdown over the course of a day
 
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Big Phoenix

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Call mom

me blah blah blah blah

mom can i call you back in a second im busy

All the fucking time. We will be sitting down eating someone will call her and she will answer the phone just to tell the person shes eating and she will call them back later.
 

Gavinmad

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Some degenerate fuck head backed into my truck in the grocery parking lot and destroyed the entire rear light on the passenger side. No note, just drove away. Fucker.
I've seen dash cam footage from unoccupied cars in parking lots getting backed into, so presumably they can be programmed to either keep the camera on for X minutes after the car is turned off, or to kick on if they detect an impact.
 

Aamry

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You might want to check the weight rating on your chairs bro.
I do weigh a lot, but all my chairs were within weight standards... now when I was roofing however, I was overweight for practically every ladder we had
 
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Conefed

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When links don't directly go to the thing they're advertising.

My particular example, "Follow this link to apply for job" - clicking on link goes to company's homepage, ie not the job. Have to find where the job is posted and then apply.

Bonus rustle, when job allows uploading of resume but doesn't include autofill option so have to recreate resume on their site manually.
 
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Hoss

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I've seen dash cam footage from unoccupied cars in parking lots getting backed into, so presumably they can be programmed to either keep the camera on for X minutes after the car is turned off, or to kick on if they detect an impact.

they also have motion detectors. The one my wife just bought has both of those options.
 

Hoss

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When links don't directly go to the thing they're advertising.

My particular example, "Follow this link to apply for job" - clicking on link goes to company's homepage, ie not the job. Have to find where the job is posted and then apply.

Bonus rustle, when job allows uploading of resume but doesn't include autofill option so have to recreate resume on their site manually.

All part of the interview process. Do they want a candidate who can't find the right link?
 
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Denamian

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I've seen dash cam footage from unoccupied cars in parking lots getting backed into, so presumably they can be programmed to either keep the camera on for X minutes after the car is turned off, or to kick on if they detect an impact.

Most have some sort of parking mode nowadays. Mine will run for up to 48 hours, though it will shut down early if it detects the car battery getting too low.
 

Sanrith Descartes

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Cad

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Sentry mode is on (if you have it enabled) anytime the car is locked. You do not have to enable it each time.
 
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