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Karen
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Most of these climate activist cunts don't know the difference between climate and weather and constantly confusing the two. They're just as retarded as the trannies.
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Whats rustling your jimmies?
- Thread starter Big Phoenix
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
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Today my jimmies are being rustled by the downfall of a PERFECT FUCKING ROBE.
For x-mas this year
Mrs. Haus
got me a new house robe. I've always been picky about robes, to the point I at one point had three robes. One thin linen, one flurry microfiber (for morning warmth), and one terry cloth for after shower. The thin linen robe I had literally had for almost a quarter of a century because it was the perfect ankle length, fit my shoulders perfectly (which are on the wide side), and fit my stubby dwarven arms well as well... But it was getting threadbare and had ripped in a couple small places.
She outdid herself finding me this perfect waffle woven linen/cotton robe. This thing was a damn work of art. Also the perfect length, also fit my odd dimensions surprisingly well (had to cuff roll the sleeves one roll for my arms), Was just thick enough to absorb when I got out of the shower, but breathable enough not to be too warm. Let me retire my linen robe AND the terry cloth one. Softest and comfiest fabric I've ever had a robe of. Perfectly soft... Plus on top of all this it had a FREAKIN HOOD!. It was a seemingly perfect Gandalf the grey wizard robe.
After me now wearing it three weeks she finally decides she'll wash it. Comes out of the dryer (set to low/normal which is how we roll here) HALF it's size. The perfect sleeves now barely get over my forearm and are skin tight, the perfect length is now around my knees, and I feel like Lou Ferigno getting it across my shoulders.
I go back and look at the packaging which we still had. No special instructions, no tag in the robe itself denoting special "Do not machine dry" or any somesuch... mother fucker!
Putting it through a warm water rinse right now and going to try a few tricks to see if I can get it to relax/stretch back to it's original size... But now I'm mourning a dammed robe...
For x-mas this year
Mrs. Haus
got me a new house robe. I've always been picky about robes, to the point I at one point had three robes. One thin linen, one flurry microfiber (for morning warmth), and one terry cloth for after shower. The thin linen robe I had literally had for almost a quarter of a century because it was the perfect ankle length, fit my shoulders perfectly (which are on the wide side), and fit my stubby dwarven arms well as well... But it was getting threadbare and had ripped in a couple small places. She outdid herself finding me this perfect waffle woven linen/cotton robe. This thing was a damn work of art. Also the perfect length, also fit my odd dimensions surprisingly well (had to cuff roll the sleeves one roll for my arms), Was just thick enough to absorb when I got out of the shower, but breathable enough not to be too warm. Let me retire my linen robe AND the terry cloth one. Softest and comfiest fabric I've ever had a robe of. Perfectly soft... Plus on top of all this it had a FREAKIN HOOD!. It was a seemingly perfect Gandalf the grey wizard robe.
After me now wearing it three weeks she finally decides she'll wash it. Comes out of the dryer (set to low/normal which is how we roll here) HALF it's size. The perfect sleeves now barely get over my forearm and are skin tight, the perfect length is now around my knees, and I feel like Lou Ferigno getting it across my shoulders.
I go back and look at the packaging which we still had. No special instructions, no tag in the robe itself denoting special "Do not machine dry" or any somesuch... mother fucker!
Putting it through a warm water rinse right now and going to try a few tricks to see if I can get it to relax/stretch back to it's original size... But now I'm mourning a dammed robe...
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Big Phoenix
Pronouns: zie/zhem/zer
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Fucking windows is trying to install hp printer software on my computer when I've never connected a single printer to it.
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Arbitrary
Tranny Chaser
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Palum
what Suineg set it to
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Yea but I bet an HP printer has tried to connect to your PC.
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Palum
what Suineg set it to
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Well it's even more secure to just not let you inAccount lockout after the 2nd failed attempt?
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Denamian
Night Janitor
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If the client wants to pay me to sit on my ass and do nothing while I wait for their IT department to open and unfuck this just before I clock out, I'm cool with that. They're the ones who gave me bad login credentials to start with. It least this isn't the double (at one time it was triple) nested remote connections like I've had to deal with in the past.
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Palum
what Suineg set it to
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TBT-TheBigToe
<Rickshaw Potatoes>
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I can't vent about having to print an inch of blank label before I can print one label without going off into a fucking unhinged rant about I want everything to fucking burn.
"If there is a new way,
I'll be the first in line...
...but it better work this time."
- Dave Mustaine.
"If there is a new way,
I'll be the first in line...
...but it better work this time."
- Dave Mustaine.
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Denamian
Night Janitor
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Siliconemelons
Naxxramas 1.0 Raider
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Pretty much anything involving printers is rage inducing.
apparently I get the joy of servicing a large format printer tomorrow, because. Reasons
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Update because I know you people truly care about my robe life....Today my jimmies are being rustled by the downfall of a PERFECT FUCKING ROBE.
For x-mas this year
She outdid herself finding me this perfect waffle woven linen/cotton robe. This thing was a damn work of art. Also the perfect length, also fit my odd dimensions surprisingly well (had to cuff roll the sleeves one roll for my arms), Was just thick enough to absorb when I got out of the shower, but breathable enough not to be too warm. Let me retire my linen robe AND the terry cloth one. Softest and comfiest fabric I've ever had a robe of. Perfectly soft... Plus on top of all this it had a FREAKIN HOOD!. It was a seemingly perfect Gandalf the grey wizard robe.
After me now wearing it three weeks she finally decides she'll wash it. Comes out of the dryer (set to low/normal which is how we roll here) HALF it's size. The perfect sleeves now barely get over my forearm and are skin tight, the perfect length is now around my knees, and I feel like Lou Ferigno getting it across my shoulders.
I go back and look at the packaging which we still had. No special instructions, no tag in the robe itself denoting special "Do not machine dry" or any somesuch... mother fucker!
Putting it through a warm water rinse right now and going to try a few tricks to see if I can get it to relax/stretch back to it's original size... But now I'm mourning a dammed robe...
If you have a cotton/linen item which was shrunk by putting through a dryer...
Put it back in the wash on warm, don't add detergent, instead add around 1/4 cup of conditioner (yes, like you use on your hair). Let it run through and fully cycle through the rinse. Then stretch back to it's original size and hang to air dry.
Back to being the perfect f'ing robe.
set state.jimmies.haus == "Unrustled"
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Big Phoenix
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Facebook has suggested a woman to me I met off a dating app that I talked to probably 2 years ago strictly via texting.
It reminded she randomly sent me a picture of her nice tits then promptly stopped talking to me 2 days later after asking if I was only interested in sex.
It reminded she randomly sent me a picture of her nice tits then promptly stopped talking to me 2 days later after asking if I was only interested in sex.
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Rustled that this post didn't include a picture of said 'nice tits'
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Sanrith Descartes
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Laser printer: printing as black as the Ace of Spades.
Also laser printer: Error - Replace Toner.
Fuck printer manufacturers.
Also laser printer: Error - Replace Toner.
Fuck printer manufacturers.
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A5150Ylee
Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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Computer: Enter password.Account lockout after the 2nd failed attempt?
Me: Password01
Computer: Incorrect password. Enter password.
Me: Password01
Computer: Incorrect password. Enter password.
Me: Password01
Computer: Incorrect password. Your account has been locked. Enter a new password.
Me: Password01
Computer: Your new password can not be the same as your old password.
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