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Aldarion said:
Wait there are people who disagree with this IRL?

I thought that was one of those universal things like ugly people, where even newborns will show the same response
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You obviously haven't seen some of the pics the degenerates here have posted over the years. I've even called a few of them out over it. I don't have the links because why would I, but trust me, it has come up more often than it should.

If I go more than a week without clipping my fingernails, I feel like one of those black bitches with the dagger fake nails and it drives me fucking insane. Your pic is how I keep mine as well.
 
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Aldarion said:
anything longer than this IMO (random GIS)
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His fingers, a symphony of perfection, elegantly stretching towards me. Pristine cuticles, a flawless canvas untouched by the relentless warfare my own hands have endured. I'm mesmerized by the effortless grace, the refined execution. Each nail meticulously tended to, a stark contrast to the battlefield of jagged cuticles I've navigated for a lifetime.

I find myself lost in the pristine lines, a silent envy echoing within. How many manicures, how much meticulous care, must have gone into maintaining those immaculate digits? My own fingers bear witness to years of neglect, a testament to a life too hurried to indulge in such vanities.

His hands speak of discipline, a commitment to refinement that eludes me. My own cuticles, a map of neglect, a brutal reminder of the countless times I've allowed stress and haste to mar the landscape of my hands. I yearn for the tranquility that must accompany those flawless cuticles – a serenity that has eluded me in the chaotic frenzy of my own existence.

As I trace the contours of his pristine fingers in the photograph, I can't escape the awareness of my own hands' imperfections. A silent vow stirs within me, a pledge to reclaim the elegance stolen by years of disregard. Perhaps, in the pursuit of flawless cuticles, I'll find a semblance of the composure that has long eluded my chaotic, mangled fingertips.
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Siliconemelons said:
Long nails on dudes are druggies or trannies
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Or guitar players. There's a guy I've worked with for 8 years that has really long nails on one hand. Like.....REALLY long. Grosses me out every time I see it.

Other than him, the only men I saw with really long nails were always black guys in the military. I called one of my friends out on it and all he said was "I leave em long so I can scratch, cuz". He just meant scratching his scalp.
 
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Bandwagon said:
Or guitar players. There's a guy I've worked with for 8 years that has really long nails on one hand. Like.....REALLY long. Grosses me out every time I see it.

Other than him, the only men I saw with really long nails were always black guys in the military. I called one of my friends out on it and all he said was "I leave em long so I can scratch, cuz". He just meant scratching his scalp.
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Pretty easy to scratch with short, non-disgusting nails. He's just lazy and unclean.
 
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this guy, its like he has 1000 channels, seems like i block one and 2 more show up
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I've never done data entry, but as a programmer, it seems almost automatic to sanitize form inputs. Trimming white space is part of that sanitization. Does that not happen in data entry?
 
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Deathwing said:
I've never done data entry, but as a programmer, it seems almost automatic to sanitize form inputs. Trimming white space is part of that sanitization. Does that not happen in data entry?
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Yes but that's not how Lowest Bidder makes their applications
 
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Deathwing said:
I've never done data entry, but as a programmer, it seems almost automatic to sanitize form inputs. Trimming white space is part of that sanitization. Does that not happen in data entry?
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Somewhere someone didn't.

Got emailed list of upcoming new hires. Copy and pasted their names into my csv then run my script to create their windows/email accounts. 10 minutes later get an email about azure sync issues. Half the last names had a space after them.
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Yes but that's not how Lowest Bidder makes their applications
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Fucking paycom.
 
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Big Phoenix said:
People who put spaces after first last names when doing data entry.
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Try cleaning up customer data sets for a company that has been around 30+ years and never set down any type of input standards for their software.

Jones, R. A.
Jones, RA
Jones, R A
Jones, RA.
Jones, R.A.


I could go on but...
 
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Big Phoenix said:
Somewhere someone didn't.

Got emailed list of upcoming new hires. Copy and pasted their names into my csv then run my script to create their windows/email accounts. 10 minutes later get an email about azure sync issues. Half the last names had a space after them.

Fucking paycom.
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Sounds like your script should have sanitized too!
 
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Sanrith Descartes said:
Try cleaning up customer data sets for a company that has been around 30+ years and never set down any type of input standards for their software.

Jones, R. A.
Jones, RA
Jones, R A
Jones, RA.
Jones, R.A.


I could go on but...
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Even worse when said list of employee/newhires has people with 5-6 names. I have used the words "The hell am I supposed to do with this?" to HR before trying to figure out that data entry.
 
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