Whats rustling your jimmies?
- Thread starter Big Phoenix
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Ex gf cooked bratwurst once and we had 4 people in 1 house with 1 bathroom with this same result. God was that an epic rustle and why I never eat bratwursts ever again.
Aamry
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I don't keep track, but I'd say atleast once a year, sometimes more than once per year. What's life without stomach acid etching your back teeth?
Kreugen
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I will do anything to keep from puking. New years day I was sitting on the toilet with a trash can in my lap while running the faucet so I could splash water on my face while the room spun like a park ride and I discovered the true definition of a cold sweat.
It wound up blowing out of my rear as planned. Now I know why it's called a Pu-Pu platter.
Most of the damage was probably the whipped cream flavored vodka I was swigging out of a glass. Liquor is supposed to taste bad for a reason.
Also, fuck Fireball.
I did have a week long flu where I was throwing up so hard I was painfully sore from my rib cage up to my neck. Broth or jello may as well have been a bowl of ipecac chowder.
It wound up blowing out of my rear as planned. Now I know why it's called a Pu-Pu platter.
Most of the damage was probably the whipped cream flavored vodka I was swigging out of a glass. Liquor is supposed to taste bad for a reason.
Also, fuck Fireball.
I did have a week long flu where I was throwing up so hard I was painfully sore from my rib cage up to my neck. Broth or jello may as well have been a bowl of ipecac chowder.
Fifey
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I go very long times without vomiting, I think I forced something out last year once and before that was like 2005 or 2006 when I drank too much and decided to take a handful of vicodin.
My Jimmie are currently rustled because Portland rent is getting retarded, it goes up 50 to 75 bucks every fucking year. Used to be able to get a 1br for around 750, now we are paying 1265 and it's probably going to jump to 1400 come renewal.
My Jimmie are currently rustled because Portland rent is getting retarded, it goes up 50 to 75 bucks every fucking year. Used to be able to get a 1br for around 750, now we are paying 1265 and it's probably going to jump to 1400 come renewal.
opiate82
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Do you live near a Canadian border crossing? I promise it is 10x worse at those Costco's...
I always say I fucking love Costco, I fucking hate Costco shoppers. Used to be a time where there was a special hour where only business owners and teachers were allowed in, oh how I miss that hour.
Hoss
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Fucking assistants for our department hold onto the expense checks until the afternoon. They actually get released first thing in the morning on friday (or maybe last thing on thursday nights). No reason they can't get them to us before lunch, they don't even check that they're correct or anything like that. It rustles me so much because I'm never near a bank except when I'm at lunch.
Gavinmad
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I don't really drink anymore, but I'm prone to upset stomachs from all the meds im on and I usually get the flu every year. Also I have nieces that I can usually count on to get me sick at least once or twice a year.
I'm guessing Borzak is NEVER around kids.
I'm guessing Borzak is NEVER around kids.
Hoss
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It was foggy this morning. Before I got to the freeway, the best visibility I had was maybe 100 yrds, but it was as bad as 20 yards in some places. Yet for some reason, 25% of the people on the road didn't bother, or know to turn their fucking lights on. WTF, do they not teach that anymore in driver's ed?
Actually, I blame DRLs. Only thing I can think of is that people are used to DRLs and think they didn't need to turn on the lights for fog, not realizing the tail lights are important too. Not that that DRLs explain what I saw this morning because I saw the headlights on most of them.
Actually, I blame DRLs. Only thing I can think of is that people are used to DRLs and think they didn't need to turn on the lights for fog, not realizing the tail lights are important too. Not that that DRLs explain what I saw this morning because I saw the headlights on most of them.
Siliconemelons
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Those where fingers yo, they where pulling pork too fast and...well...you are now a cannibal.
cabbitcabbit
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This state requiring you to have a fucking prescription for Sudafed. Just scan IDs like every other state. Lucky me, I can drive 15 minutes into Washington.
Big Phoenix
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Borzak
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They still sell it over the counter here, as far as I know. I bought some a few months ago at the pharmacy and I've never had a prescription for it and I'm pretty sure the actual pharmacy part was closed when I went in.
Siliconemelons
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You may not have bought the "real" stuff, but the new mix for shelf stuff, most pharm otc stuff is as above or ID'ed - thanks Travon for making lean mainstream! If you did, don't buy it with any form of "drank" or I am fairly sure the pharm computer will flag you
Mah jimminitys >_<
joz123
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Pharmacies out here require ID's for cough medicine now. Try to buy one, get carded, my head isn't exactly centered in my photo on the ID because I had to take the photo without my prescription glasses on and didn't know where to fucking look, so the cashier thinks it's a fake and I get denied cough medicine when I was coughing in the bitches face. Mah jimmies.
zombiewizardhawk
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Lol a while back when I was doing DXM a bunch I could get it from WalMart without many problems but the one time I went to cvs or walgreens (don't even remember which one it was) they wouldn't sell me my 2 bottles of extra strength robitussin, said I could only buy one. At WalMart I got odd looks from the cashiers on occassion but usually no fucks given and nobody ever said a word to me (this was like 2007-2008 before it was as well-known, I think it was even before CCC were required to be behind the counter to stop the stupid kids who don't know that mass acetiminophen was bad from stealing them).
I finally got to the point where I could smell cough syrup without getting instant vomit reactions like 2 years ago and now I can actually take some Nyquil and whatnot when i'm sick again.
Borzak
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Is that a federal law, I looked in the bathroom and it's regular sudafed in the red and white box. I know at one time they were saying you couldn't buy it in the adjacent state without an ID but you could here at the time.You may not have bought the "real" stuff, but the new mix for shelf stuff, most pharm otc stuff is as above or ID'ed - thanks Travon for making lean mainstream! If you did, don't buy it with any form of "drank" or I am fairly sure the pharm computer will flag you
Mah jimminitys >_<
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Waited until now to do the free windows 10 update, figured there was plenty of time for them to work out kinks/update drivers. Network driver is not compatible and dell still hasn't updated their drivers when its a well known issue and has been for months.