Whats rustling your jimmies?

Getting used to a new keyboard. I keep hitting the werong keys.

My non wiping hand smells like poop. How the hell does this happen.

Kreugen_sl said:

My non wiping hand smells like poop. How the hell does this happen.

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Mebbe you're using the wrong soap?

the latter in my case. trying always merits a little respect so long as it's sincere.

have transmission repaired, notice sport mode doesn't work, schedule to have it the same time as my 7 day checkup where they recheck fluid so i just have to take off work once.... go in and neither a lift to do the 7 day check or the guy that handles "electronic issues" is available so they accomplished nothing.

Picasso_sl said:

have transmission repaired, notice sport mode doesn't work, schedule to have it the same time as my 7 day checkup where they recheck fluid so i just have to take off work once.... go in and neither a lift to do the 7 day check or the guy that handles "electronic issues" is available so they accomplished nothing.

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Don't know if it'll make you feel better but... You're way better off waiting for the "electronic issues" guy. Because that guy is a god among men. It's always something simple, unless the new guy gets it. If the problem is electronic rather than mechanical anyone who doesn't know their shit is just pissing away everyone's time. If you have the correct diagnostic equipment it's a simple flow chart to solve anything but if somebody had the patience and methodical work ethic to FOLLOW THE GOD DAMN FLOW CHART WAYNE then they would "be" the "electronics guy".

Personally fuck anything to do with electrical. I'll take it to "the guy" or I'll set the god damn thing on fire.

When stack of cars don't even begin to move at green light until it turns yellow so only a few cars get through, and I'm not one of them

this sunday my wifes younger sister is bringing her boyfriend over for breakfast and wants us to meet him and accept him, meanwhile her husband Mark will be at home, if mark accepts the fact that his wife flaunts her boyfriend to the family, thats his business, but i do not think i should be expected to approve of this, thankfully, i will be watching my father all morning and will miss this fiasco
jimmies still rustled

Chanur_sl said:

You're wife is okay with this? Would it be easier for you if he was paying your sister in law?

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no...but it is her sister, and ugh although her sister is very pretty, i have known her since she was 11, and she punched me in the balls one time, and shes a high maintainence pain in the ass

Sacel_sl said:

When stack of cars don't even begin to move at green light until it turns yellow so only a few cars get through, and I'm not one of them

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When I realize that I've read someone else's post incorrectly and you were in fact, not bitching about a stack of CARDS in the road.

Johnny49_sl said:

she punched me in the balls one time

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How much did that cost you?

Sacel_sl said:

When stack of cars don't even begin to move at green light until it turns yellow so only a few cars get through, and I'm not one of them

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My one primary hope for driverless cars isn't safety related at all, but purely the reduction of delays & traffic jams due to stupid and inattentive drivers.

Light stays green for 30 seconds, but the first car in line takes 10 seconds to notice it changed, and every car behind that one takes an additional 3-4 seconds to react. Only a handful of cars make it through. If that shit were automated by computer sensors the first car could be moving forward in 1-2 seconds, and every other car the same once the car in front of them starts moving. Probably get twice as many cars through every green light, vastly reducing backups.

Same with any roads or highways that merge(either naturally or due to construction). People don't know how to handle that shit at all.

Or the people that decide at the last minute that they need to be turning at the intersection, but are in the wrong lane, but instead of moving forward and doubling-back at the next turn while in the flow of traffic, they completely stop their lane unexpectedly and wait for an opening to turn/merge over, having not planned ahead whatsoever.

It's incredible how many people think they are good drivers just because they never get a ticket or accident, when in reality they make choices on the road everyday that are at best, un-optimal, and at worst completely negligent.

Johnny49_sl said:

this sunday my wifes younger sister is bringing her boyfriend over for breakfast and wants us to meet him and accept him, meanwhile her husband Mark will be at home, if mark accepts the fact that his wife flaunts her boyfriend to the family, thats his business, but i do not think i should be expected to approve of this, thankfully, i will be watching my father all morning and will miss this fiasco
jimmies still rustled

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The lack of self awareness in this post is amazing. You're mad that your sister-in-law has a husband and a boyfriend and yet here you are with an enormous thread dedicated to LiveJournaling your encounters with your girlfriend because your wife won't suck your dick. Or is it just the fact that she gets to 'flant' it while you have to keep it on the down low that makes you jealous? Maybe you could ask her for pointers.

Skanda_sl said:

The lack of self awareness in this post is amazing. You're mad that your sister-in-law has a husband and a boyfriend and yet here you are with an enormous thread dedicated to LiveJournaling your encounters with your girlfriend because your wife won't suck your dick. Or is it just the fact that she gets to 'flant' it while you have to keep it on the down low that makes you jealous? Maybe you could ask her for pointers.

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A. not a girlfriend....HOOKER ( i pay for sex )
B. i don't embarrass my mate by flaunting if front of the family, nor do i put family in a position to make a moral acceptance choice
C. she can do what she wants, just not in front of my family