Whats rustling your jimmies?

Borzak

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opiate82_sl said:
Ever since I got a Jetta TDI I can't believe how often people will skip all the other empty pumps and block the diesel one. Then they mad-dog me when I pull up behind them waiting for them to clear out so I can actually get fuel.

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Been driving a diesel truck for 13 years, many times you pull up and there are 14 gas pumps and 2 diesel pumps with 2 cars at the diesel pumps and every gas pump open.
 
Adebisi

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It's prolly b/c it's always on the side. Ladies are afraid to drive their car into the middle of the scary gas port.
 
McCheese

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I saw that an obese coworker of mine uses the handicapped spaces at work. She walks around just fine in the office, trundling to-and-fro, chatting with colleagues and waddling into the kitchen to check what leftovers are sitting out for her to absorb. God forbid she walk the extra 2 minutes it would take to park in a regular spot.

She's also extremely heavily perfumed and has extremely close-cropped hair. She reminds me of Varys.
 
Famm

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Heavily perfumed female co-workers rustle me badly. Some girls, usually attractive and younger ones, can wear scents that aren't obnoxious and they don't swim in it. Why do these old hags always have on a gallon of the most nostril burning garbage every damn day? You can't even pass by their door without feeling like your eyes might start to water.
 
Soygen

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Trust me, you don't want to smell those hags without it.
 
Adebisi

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Can't let that two gallon tub of Kirkland brand Costco fragrance go to waste.
 
Deathwing

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Famm_sl said:
Heavily perfumed female co-workers rustle me badly. Some girls, usually attractive and younger ones, can wear scents that aren't obnoxious and they don't swim in it. Why do these old hags always have on a gallon of the most nostril burning garbage every damn day? You can't even pass by their door without feeling like your eyes might start to water.
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Same for male co-workers? I think we've had this debate back at FoH, but basically no one should wear perfume/cologne because you shouldn't shit where you eat. Unless you work at a bar, feel free to hit on your co-workers then.


Unrelated pet peeve: people that don't take the gym seriously. If you're going to show up, at least look like you give a shit. Don't come directly from work and not even change. I'm looking at you, 300+ guy still in dress pants and shirt, reading the WSJ on the stationary bicycle.
 
Porkchop

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McCheese_sl said:
I saw that an obese coworker of mine uses the handicapped spaces at work. She walks around just fine in the office, trundling to-and-fro, chatting with colleagues and waddling into the kitchen to check what leftovers are sitting out for her to absorb. God forbid she walk the extra 2 minutes it would take to park in a regular spot.

She's also extremely heavily perfumed and has extremely close-cropped hair. She reminds me of Varys.
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Wow, do you work in a manufacturing plant in so. cal? You just described two of the women in our accounting dept.
 
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people in cars that are new/nice enough that i know they have bluetooth connectivity holding their smartphones with their hand or shoulder and consequently driving like shit. the dealer will pair that shit for you, why are you not using it?
 
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My father called me the other day asking what was a good free antivirus program. I know dick all about this stuff but I was like "well Microsoft makes something called Security Essentials now. That would at least get you some small amount of protection until you buy something." He calls me the next day and tells me he caught a fucking virus trying to find that package online. Never helping him with computer shit again.
 
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Kaspersky or McAfee. Some will swear up and down by Webroot, but a reason exists Windows loads twice as fast with it. It doesn't do jack shit.

Honestly, you want the best internet security? Don't browse like a fucking retard. That .ru website you found with what you wanted? You can wait.
 
Dalien

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Antivirus programs rustle my jimmies. At this point in internet evolution they are worse than having an actual virus. My boss at work insists on running Trend Micro Internet Security on all our computers and they all run slow as balls because that program is always doing who the fuck knows what. My dad does the same thing at home running McAfee on all their computers. Every time I'm asked why their computers are running so slow I tell them to remove that shit and just get Firefox+Noscript. Malwarebytes+Spybot to remove any AIDS they do happen to get. They only go to Yahoo and news sites and shit so they're not going to get infected with anything anyways.

It's been like a decade since I have actually gotten a real computer virus and I have no problem going to that shady .ru porn site. But nope, can't remove Trend Micro because learning to use Noscript would confuse our secretary too much while shes twittering her facebook. Fuuuuu.
 
ohkcrlho

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Borzak_sl said:
Been driving a diesel truck for 13 years, many times you pull up and there are 14 gas pumps and 2 diesel pumps with 2 cars at the diesel pumps and every gas pump open.
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i think that is a problem in countries which don't have many cars that run on diesel.
i have also a TDI and fortunately,in every gas pump,there is a diesel one.

one thing that is rustling my jimmies:this fucking heat!!!!
 
Adebisi

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Ever since the Diesel pump post, I have made sure I don't park at the only diesel spot when there are other pumps available. I'm sorry TDIers.

I would like a Golf TDI someday. I love me some roadtrips.
 
Grayson Carlyle

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Adebisi_sl said:
Ever since the Diesel pump post, I have made sure I don't park at the only diesel spot when there are other pumps available. I'm sorry TDIers.

I would like a Golf TDI someday. I love me some roadtrips.
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This has been a very confusing topic to me. I can't understand why there is even an issue, unless you have diesel pumps thatalsoserve gasoline?
 
JVIRUS

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Grayson Carlyle_sl said:
This has been a very confusing topic to me. I can't understand why there is even an issue, unless you have diesel pumps thatalsoserve gasoline?
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That's precisely the issue.
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People that nose pick...AND NIBBLE...NIBBLE the booger in plain view. Icannotignore that like a blatant nut scratch. Arrrrrgh an acquaintance of mine that does this is a research scientist at the University of Rochester. Why are all my pals such freakshows?
 
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