Whats rustling your jimmies?

Porkchop

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Hoss_sl said:
Speaking of NFL, I don't think I've listed this one yet.
-Not being able to watch or even listen to my fucking team unless I pay through the nose for sunday ticket.
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Can't help with the other ones, but check out the "Where to watch the games online" sticky in the sports forum.. most of the sites on there have every game, every sunday. Also, for the radio, get Sirius. $30 radio and $30 for 4 months and you get a crystal clear local broadcast for both teams in every game.
 
Borzak

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The flagship station of the Saints streams their radio call on the internet every week. Surely the cowboys do that as well.

Justin.TV normally has most streams as well but it takes a while to find them.
 
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I remember having my transmission (I assume that's what it was, anyway) start taking a shit when I was driving on 95 and not near any exits. I couldn't go faster than 35mph so I put on my hazards and moved into the far right lane while I creeped towards the next exit to get off. Nonetheless, I got numerous honks as people veered around me.

Haha funny you mention a Chevy Cavalier. That's what I was driving at the time. It's also the reason I'll never buy another American made car.
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Also had a Cavalier through college. Head gasket leaked. General pain in the ass. And, like you, the reason I'll never buy American again.
 
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Oh - roundabouts. I don't give a fuck that they are there, I just seethe with hatred when the ignoramous in front me stops and waits for all traffic to disappear before entering. Hurrr. Oh and I usually get honked at for using it correctly since the guy I merged in front of thinks he needs the entire circle to navigate safely.
 
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November_sl said:
Also had a Cavalier through college. Head gasket leaked. General pain in the ass. And, like you, the reason I'll never buy American again.
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Yep, me too. Goddamn middle console caught on fire while I was on the interstate. And that's where the power windows were housed. And they were down and it started to hail.

Not that it's all directly related, but I haven't bought another Chevy since.
 
Hoss

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Borzak_sl said:
I can pick up the Shreveport station pretty good during the day at least to Kingwood, they are not a 50,000 watt superstation like WWL etc...but they reach pretty far. I really thought Houston would have had a station that broadcast them.
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Bah, checked them all out, no one was streaming, and I can't get any of them on the radio. Though i didn't try that justin.TV place, and forgot to look at the sticky. I might try those next week.
 
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Bah, checked them all out, no one was streaming, and I can't get any of them on the radio. Though i didn't try that justin.TV place, and forgot to look at the sticky. I might try those next week.
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A couple weeks ago I was able to listen to the Bengals game through 700WLW on the I heart radio app. Of course we're talking different markets here, but perhaps there's a Dallas station that would be the same?

Try something here:Dallas Cowboys Radio and Schedule
 
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Holy fuck, did YouTube just delete all of my channels/subscriptions? Did this happen to anyone else?

/rustled.

EDIT: Crisis averted. It just auto-logged me in with my gmail account instead of my YouTube account, which it has been trying to get me to consolidate for months now (I think Big Phoenix has been bitching about that lately). I guess they are really stepping up their game to make everything fall under one username now.

Still rustled though.
 
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Borzak_sl said:
People who can only follow a flow chart and can't use what people used to refer to as common sense. I'm looking to rent a house/apartment for a year long contract out of state. I got turned down due to no recent rental history. I currently own 2 homes (with no mortgage), own land, have a credit score of just under 800, own a business, some of the best personal and business references you can possibly imagine including a board member of Exxon/Mobil as a personal one.

But without recent rental history of a cheap apartment I am too risky lol. I even offered to pay 12 months up front cash and they said they had no provision to do that.
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Sounds like a blessing buddy and might have saved you from a bad rental. I would rent to you on accident with that portfolio and credit score.
 
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This past weekend I saw a holiday commercial on tv. It wasn't even october yet, come on man!
 
McCheese

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mures_sl said:
This past weekend I saw a holiday commercial on tv. It wasn't even october yet, come on man!
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Christmas Store in the local mall has been open for a few weeks already. Santa Claus is tossing in his grave.
 
Hoss

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Flashing programmable highway signs. Don't know if they are the same in other parts, but they're fucking retarded around here. They usually have a somewhat important message on them, like where an accident is, an amber alert, or the best way to get the gun show. At least, I think they do, I only have about a 6 second window where I can see them, so I can't read the bastards unless traffic is already fucked up. They flash on for 3 seconds and then are off for 2 and there's always 2 pages of information even when it's not close to being necessary. For instance, on amber alerts, they seem to think its important that we know which city's police is looking for the kid and what its name is. Fuck that, if I ever see a car I think matches an amber alert, I'm calling 911, not directory assistance to get a number for the constabulary in buttfuck oklahoma.

For the love of all that is good, someone needs consolidate those messages into 1 page when possible, and when not, get rid of the time the sign is completely off.
 
Borzak

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Hoss_sl said:
Flashing programmable highway signs. Don't know if they are the same in other parts, but they're fucking retarded around here. They usually have a somewhat important message on them, like where an accident is, an amber alert, or the best way to get the gun show. At least, I think they do, I only have about a 6 second window where I can see them, so I can't read the bastards unless traffic is already fucked up. They flash on for 3 seconds and then are off for 2 and there's always 2 pages of information even when it's not close to being necessary. For instance, on amber alerts, they seem to think its important that we know which city's police is looking for the kid and what its name is. Fuck that, if I ever see a car I think matches an amber alert, I'm calling 911, not directory assistance to get a number for the constabulary in buttfuck oklahoma.

For the love of all that is good, someone needs consolidate those messages into 1 page when possible, and when not, get rid of the time the sign is completely off.
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Last week I passed one that said "Bridge closed ahead" and considering it's across the MS river and I would have to go up or down river 90 miles either way to go around it I thought that was a big deal. It would flash "Bridge closed ahead" then go blank and then flash again. I drove a little further to figure out where to turn around and the next one said "Bridge closed ahead" and then flashed "To wide loads". Damn near turned aroud too early. I wonder how many others did that as well.
 
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Guy that was brought in to run the company I work for, has the brilliant forward thinking idea of putting giant QR codes on our company delivery vans.

I can't imagine what could go wrong there?
 
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I saw a van with a QR code while I was a passenger. Tried to scan it, but couldn't get a good enough read on it from the distance we were, thought, well, I'll never find out what they sell.

Edit: one of the main bridges in Jacksonville was hit by a ship last week, so now it's going to be closed 24/7 till they fix the damage. It was bad enough that they closed it at night and on weekends for whatever repairs they have been doing for over two years now.
 
Borzak

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Yeah I read that about the bridge, contractor towing a Navy ship. Supposidly the height of the ship was 148ft above the waterline and the bridge is at 152ft and had made it before.
 
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Face book has decided that the only status updates that I should be allowed to read are the one posted by the idiot friend of a former girlfriend. I friended him years ago after we had met and I knew then that he was a moron, douchebag and he brought me countless hours of entertainment from his attempts to sound smart and failing miserably. What rustles my jimmies? The fact that he has changed from posting statuses about looking for weed and his court dates to commentaries about the government and the intelligence of those around him. I miss the days of reading about him being 100% useless and an absolute waste of air. Now that he has started taking classes at some local college he has been imbued with the ability (possibly from his 101-level classes in psychology and sociology) to dissect his friends and point out their lack of "maturity" and how he is now super intelligent and a "better person" than most. I am rustled.
The other, smaller rustling comes from the fact that I am realizing that I am a douche for wanting him to fail miserably because he is a poor excuse for a human and his new found pretentiousness is driving me nuts.
 
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Jobitz_sl said:
Face book has decided that the only status updates that I should be allowed to read are the one posted by the idiot friend of a former girlfriend. I friended him years ago after we had met and I knew then that he was a moron, douchebag and he brought me countless hours of entertainment from his attempts to sound smart and failing miserably. What rustles my jimmies? The fact that he has changed from posting statuses about looking for weed and his court dates to commentaries about the government and the intelligence of those around him. I miss the days of reading about him being 100% useless and an absolute waste of air. Now that he has started taking classes at some local college he has been imbued with the ability (possibly from his 101-level classes in psychology and sociology) to dissect his friends and point out their lack of "maturity" and how he is now super intelligent and a "better person" than most. I am rustled.
The other, smaller rustling comes from the fact that I am realizing that I am a douche for wanting him to fail miserably because he is a poor excuse for a human and his new found pretentiousness is driving me nuts.
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You're bound to read one of his dipshit status updates that will be so tumor-inducing that you will forced to comment on his stupidity which will inevitably spiral into you arguing with him. And remember: Arguing with a moron is like wrestling with a pig... the pig will like it and you'll just get dirty.

My advice to you is to remove him from your newsfeed before you end up going full retard with this shitstick.
 
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