Whats rustling your jimmies?

Hoss

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Whatever it is, it must not be too bad if I can still make it to work. Whatsa matter, you got a problem with darwinism all of a sudden?
 

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People buying lottery tickets. It seems like such a slow and confusing process, yet they're numbered. Need lottery ticket vending machines or some shit so I don't have to wait behind those people. Heaven help you if you scratch your cards while still at the register. Fuck you, that guy.
 

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People buying lottery tickets. It seems like such a slow and confusing process, yet they're numbered. Need lottery ticket vending machines or some shit so I don't have to wait behind those people. Heaven help you if you scratch your cards while still at the register. Fuck you, that guy.
no fucking shit.

"Give me 2 plays. Ok, I win 2 times instantly now. Give me 5 more. Ok, no win. Give me more.
 

Burren

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People buying lottery tickets. It seems like such a slow and confusing process, yet they're numbered. Need lottery ticket vending machines or some shit so I don't have to wait behind those people. Heaven help you if you scratch your cards while still at the register. Fuck you, that guy.
Well, they have lottery ticket vending machines. Get out the ghetto foo!
 

Big Phoenix

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People who go "omg you dont like Sushi?! whats wrong with you its better than sex!". They are very often the same people who hate chocolate, soft drinks etc. and consider them to be unhealthy and morally wrong foods.
 

ohkcrlho

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People who go "omg you dont like Sushi?! whats wrong with you its better than sex!". They are very often the same people who hate chocolate, soft drinks etc. and consider them to be unhealthy and morally wrong foods.
i like sushi.and chocolate and soft drinks
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khalid

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Having to fill out an equal opportunity employer form when applying for a position. Requiring people spell out their race to fight racism, uggh.
 

Hoss

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Having to fill out an equal opportunity employer form when applying for a position. Requiring people spell out their race to fight racism, uggh.
I was always surprised no one ever challenged form 4473 on this basis. I mean, they outright tell you that whether they're going to let you have a gun depends on your race, because the race question is mandatory. If you refuse to answer it, the dealer must make his best guess. SSN is optional, height and weight aren't optional, but they don't get checked. But dammit, that bureaucrat needs your race and name to know if its OK to arm you.

Sorry, that was an old jimmy rustle that you brought out. I'm feeling better now.

Edit: Oh, form 4473 is the federal form you need to fill out for the NICS background check before you can buy a gun from an FFL.
 

Ichu

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no fucking shit.

"Give me 2 plays. Ok, I win 2 times instantly now. Give me 5 more. Ok, no win. Give me more.
The convenience store on the same strip as my store is like that. I usually work alone and will throw a 'back in 5 min' sign on and lock up when I run down to buy something. Being stuck behind someone checking 40+ tickets and buying 25 more rustles my jimmies.
 

Gravy

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It tickled my pickle a little the one time I had an outrageously good-looking nurse put a catheter in. She looked up into my eyes, with a sympathetic expression and whispered, "Sorry." Almost made the hospital visit bearable.
 

doc_sancheZ_sl

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What severely rustles my jimmies is couples on facebook auto-liking each others status, pics, texts and whatnot. What's even worse is when they post overly cheesy birthday wishes for the whole world to see, oblivious to the fact how unromantic and narrow-minded and pretentious this whole thing is - it's like they NEED to convince people that they're actually in love. YUCK
 

Hoss

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LOL then don't use facebook. I'm a little rustled at how many people use that shit. Apparently, I'm one of 3 people in my family over the age of 12 who doesn't have a facebook account. My wife and my cousin's wife are the other 2. And I have a pretty big family. Even my 99 yr old Grandfather facebooks. The aunts and cousins are constantly bitching about how hard it is to send me an email about family gatherings and news because I can't see it on FB.

I don't know why they'd want me there. Most of them that had Myspace wound up removing me because of 'worrisome' and 'inappropriate' content.
 

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I made my account back in 2004 when it was colleges only, at least at that point social media was a fairly new thing. The day I got a friend request from my mom was the day Facebook died to me.

I still use it though way easier to keep in contact with people.