Palum
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Whats rustling your jimmies?
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Siliconemelons
Naxxramas 1.0 Raider
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They are trained to serve to the lowest denominator of customer, not someone who has logic or actually knows what they want.
Gamma Rays
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Same with me, I've never liked eggs ( there's a story behind that )
Anyway I don't like eggs, there's been times where getting breakfast at McDonalds has been necessary. I ask for the Sausage McMuffin - without the egg. There is supposed to be 2 versions one with and one without egg.
Almost every time I get to the table and its the egg version.
No biggie, I just open it up and take the egg out, but it's just wasteful.
Anyway I don't like eggs, there's been times where getting breakfast at McDonalds has been necessary. I ask for the Sausage McMuffin - without the egg. There is supposed to be 2 versions one with and one without egg.
Almost every time I get to the table and its the egg version.
No biggie, I just open it up and take the egg out, but it's just wasteful.
taebin
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Old people who sit around naked and talk to one another in the men's locker room of gyms. I just got off work dude, I'm trying to change into workout clothes and get my lift in. I don't want to fucking stand right next to your naked ass while you strike up a conversation.
Arbitrary
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It's likely that the server's jimmies are often rustled by people who order a Latte and then bring it back because it isn't Mocha. It's easier just to ask.
It's a Jimmy Loop.
Fucking three days ago I walk into my gym's locker room at 3 a.m. to some dude sitting there, butt naked, blow drying his balls. Needless to say, it ruined my day.
Aaron
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Big Phoenix
Pronouns: zie/zhem/zer
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I got a new cell phone number 6 years ago.
The previous persons debt collectors are still harassing me to this day. I have a silent ring tone group I add them to every time a new one starts in but FML.
The previous persons debt collectors are still harassing me to this day. I have a silent ring tone group I add them to every time a new one starts in but FML.
soccer moms and old women taking wide turns in their fucking Chrysler Sebrings. Hey dumbasses, YOU DONT NEED TO JERK YOUR CAR LEFT TO INITIATE A RIGHT TURN
Cad
scientia potentia est
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Hahaha I did this when I was 15 and had my learners permit because I had primarily observed the school bus driver. Obviously you do swing out in a 60ft long bus. My mom was like "WTF YOU ARE GOING TO HIT PEOPLE, STOP DOING THAT"
Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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Guy who used to have my number was a drug dealer. Much more entertaining. I'm kinda surprised no one has ever called me back and asked why I didn't meet them. Probably assuming I got busted on the way or something.
Palum
what Suineg set it to
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Few solutions:
1) If youreallywant to get rid of it all, call the cell company and explain. Ask them to notify you when anewexchange becomes available (or is) and switch then. Of course, new number woes...
2) The best thing to do for individual agencies is very quickly state 'my name is blah, new phone number, do not call me again thank you' and you will be set. If the particular account moves to a new agency, you will go through it again. But this leads me into number 3...
3) If they contact you outside of 8AM-9PM (for the time zone of your number), call a lawyer and make a quick grand. No agency should be contacting you outside those hours, make them pay.
Borzak
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New Harley electric motorcycle announced last week. Just thing of all the Harley riders that are going to die now because their loud pipes will no longer save lives.
I usually end up going to the gym while the old people are there so the excessive nudity no longer bothers me. I just look at the floor and try not to make eye contact with them or their penis. There was a situation from about a year ago that weirded me out though. I walked into the locker room to drop off my gym bag in my locker before heading upstairs for my workout. Across from me was a naked Asian dude who looked like Ken Jeong. He was slowly spinning around in front of his locker taking great care to dry his balls off with his towel. I thought nothing of it and locked my locker and ran upstairs. After a 45 minute workout I decided to use the gym's pool to swim a few laps for my cool down so I ran back downstairs to change into my trunks. I walked into the locker room and the Asian guy was still in the same position, spinning and drying his balls. It looked as though he had never left that position during my workout. I wasn't sure if I should report him since now the locker room was full of children and his ball drying was more vigorous.