Whats rustling your jimmies?

Gravy

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M/F/K?

Kill Coulter, Fuck Palin (anal), Kill Bachmann, then Kill Palin.

I think that's how this game works.

Edited for the FBI: This post is entirely satire, and does not in any way reflect the views of the poster, or the forum at large.
 

Kreugen

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You forgot to marry whichever one has the most money before killing her.

The trick is to take all of her fans and supporters with her. You're going to need a lot of bullets.
 

Conefed

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PS3 had a long run and has been a fixture in my life. With that said, it died before I could finish Borderlands 2 or Diablo 3 and several others.
 

The Ancient_sl

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Those two bitches have NOTHING on:

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McCheese

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The retards in America who voted for (and keep voting for) Miguel Dakota on AGT. He's a talentless hack.
 

Vinyard_sl

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This whole "Oh don't try arguing with a women you're always wrong" bullshit.

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Some girl on my FB feed posted that and I told her "Step 1) Stand your ground because women are almost always in the wrong" and instantly her white knights pounced
 

Aaron

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Those artsy-fartsy feel-good adverts on TV that seek to tell a heartwarming story or some shit and try their best not to be an advert, even though in the end they're just pulling at your heartstrings to make you buy shit you don't need or want. They usually seem to be aimed at women for some reason.
 
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Coming home from a long day of work, excited to hop on the PC and play some games.

Then realizing it isn't 2001 and EQ is long dead. Your only options are BF4, Devil May Cry and fucking KOTOR 1 & 2
 

TrollfaceDeux

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bought destiny 3 days ago. downloaded it 3 days ago. the night to play. trying to install.


corrupt file.
 

Kreugen

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Someone is trying to brute force my 32 character keepass generated email password and keeps getting my account locked.

Will Verizon block them eventually?
 
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I have it next Tues. I'm ok with it, really. I get paid by my job and can basically shut my brain off for the day.
I get paid too but I have so much work that needs to be done before Oct 1 that it's giving me major anxiety. I'll be working nights