All done.
The problem with a series based on prophecy is that everything else becomes collateral crap. Some of those issues were well written, but nevertheless, they automatically hold less meaning due to the whole 'there's going to be a last battle to decide the future so this won't really matter but its 9 million pages anyway' thing
Glad to put myself through it and unlike most Stephen King books, the ending wasn't too bad
*possible Spoiler alert*
Faile, all whitecloaks, Gawyn, Morgase, Fain, Slayer, seriously fuck that guy, the Shaido, politics, and immediately reborn forsaken should have been balefired from this series.
As far as women were concerned, that whole banging Aviendha in a sleeping bag while freezing to death thing always turned me on and I hope Rand ditches Elayne and Min for true source of poon, Aviendha. Min already seems the type to get too attached and Elayne is just a megabitch, so yes, asides from Avi's lack of bathing, the choice is easy as long as you can find some shoes for those f'd up feet she's gonna have. Maybe he can just imagine some new toes like he lit his pipe, who knows.
I thought Egwene pulling a Vegeta vs Buu was actually sweet and I was happy to see and Aes Sedai do something useful for a change. I liked Egwene, but I thought she was dehumanized too much to take on the Amy Seat role. Kind of like how Rand went from being a schizophrenic to a pretty chill guy after realizing he needed to let things play out, well, she just kept on the schizo path and never chilled, which sucks, because she had more potential for likability.
Despite all of its shortcomings, the series provided some amazing scenes that'll be with me forever. Scenes like the Horn blowing, AS getting cut thefuck down, the wisdom of Thom, Rand chasing down Rhavin after he just electrocuted his entire posse + Aviendha (The True Source of good sex), and all the cool parts in between. Hell, when I die now I even have a little hope that the pattern will spit me out again.