When was the last time you had sex?

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Soygen

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1997. It was such a good year. Well, I mean that day was really good. The one day I got laid back in 97.
 
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Kewl Dad

Kewl Dad

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im a dad and my wife and i both work so we have sex a lll the time i cant even count it all with the boobs and balls
 
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Picasso3

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Few days ago.

I recently made a great comment when my wife asked me where to put something so it wouldn't get touched i told her on my dick.
 
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Echuta

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Saturday. She surprised me by coming downstairs with high heels on and one of my button dress shirts. She's fucking fantastic in bed. Pretty much made her look like a Krispy Kreme donut when I finished.

In our college days we did it 2-3 times per day. After marriage and kids were lucky if we can do it 2 times per week.
 
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Calbiyum

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Like Friday night / sat morning and on my walk home i caught a machop
 
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BoozeCube

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I jerked my dick off like 5 minutes ago.. Does that count. It was a solid one too fleshlight, lube, and porno.

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Aamry

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Like 5 or 6 months ago. It was not enjoyable, I had to power through it. Either her vag, or butt, smelled terrible and I have a sensitive nose.
 
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Johnny53

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last night around 11
yesterday morning at 6 (masturbated at 730)
the night before that around 11
pretty much twice a day, at bed time and at wake up
now this weekend in hedonism...figuring
friday at least once after we arrive
saturday 3 or 4 times in the "playroom" along with some beachside blowjobs
sunday a couple of more times before we check out
 
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Soygen

Soygen

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BoozeCube said:
I jerked my dick off like 5 minutes ago.. Does that count. It was a solid one too fleshlight, lube, and porno.
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Damn, dude. That's like a date night jerk-off.
 
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TrollfaceDeux

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when i got the notice that johnny53 had posted, i rushed so fast my hands were heating up.
 
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Jorren

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6 years ago? It was alright, she got more out of it than I did. Libedo is not what it used to be, so have not been pursuing it. Shame too cause I take Sexipro er Lexipro now...
 
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OneofOne

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Spent the last 7 days with my gf, had sex only twice. Toddlers are hell on alone time when traveling.
 
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