When was the last time you had sex?

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A week ago. We just found out my wife is pregnant with our first child. It was not planned as we wanted to wait another year. There goes my backpacking trip to Japan. This parent thing better be worth it.
 
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othree

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This morning. Made my wife's ovaries cramp up like a boss. She was crying on the toilet afterwards.
 
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Echuta

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Hopefully about 2 hours from now. She's had 2 Jack and cokes so things are looking optimistic.
 
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Hoss

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Question is when WAS the last time, not when will your last time be.
 
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Echuta

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Echuta said:
Hopefully about 2 hours from now. She's had 2 Jack and cokes so things are looking optimistic.
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Welp, so much for that plan. She went to bed all moody. I'm going to have a pop tart and then jerk off. Yaaaaay married life
 
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Noodleface

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Just had sex, im a little drunk and im gonna give you guys the deets

My wife recently let me start blasting on her, previous to this she hated it and it was banned. I don't know what magic I worked but it's great

Tonight we had our first head shot incident from the vaginal area to over the head. A pretty long rope
 
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slippery

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Noodleface said:
Just had sex, im a little drunk and im gonna give you guys the deets

My wife recently let me start blasting on her, previous to this she hated it and it was banned. I don't know what magic I worked but it's great

Tonight we had our first head shot incident from the vaginal area to over the head. A pretty long rope
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The question is did she freak out or laugh?
 
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Echuta

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Noodleface said:
Just had sex, im a little drunk and im gonna give you guys the deets

My wife recently let me start blasting on her, previous to this she hated it and it was banned. I don't know what magic I worked but it's great

Tonight we had our first head shot incident from the vaginal area to over the head. A pretty long rope
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Aim carefully. Once you accidentally blast her in the eye it will be game over.
 
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Wurstsalat

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Noodleface said:
My wife recently let me start blasting on her, previous to this she hated it and it was banned. I don't know what magic I worked but it's great
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A sudden change like that? She probably had Sex with another man who didnt give a shit if she likes it or not cause they are not partners/married and after giving it a thought she enjoyed it. No offense , just saying the obvious.
 
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Any time you go for a body shot, you have to immediately yell out how many points you scored.

"Headshot! 100 points!"

"Nipple combo! 500 points!"


As for me, I railed out the wifey on Friday night. She put on some crotchless lingerie and demanded I cum inside her. It was hot.
 
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