Who died? (Celebrity Deaths)

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Kaige

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Fucker said:
You aren't imagining things. Food is becoming inedible. Everything is synthesized in a lab to kinda sorta taste like what real food used to taste like. It's getting hard to find something that hasn't been adulterated to a vast extent. GF used to love sweets, now she doesn't even wander the sweets aisles anymore. Stupid high prices and very low quality. Chocolate bars that taste like cocoa wax, hardly any real chocolate in them. Hell, even Doritos taste like some science experiment gone wrong.

I got some Velveeta mac & cheese. The cheese very obviously wasn't real. It tasted like a petrochemical product. Into the trash it went. GF used to get pop tarts all the time, stopped with the last two boxes. Hard, almost no filling, and yet again more weird science product taste to them. She broke off the edges because they were hard and dry. It was half the product, no filling at all. Into the trash.
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Truth.

Over the years they started injecting soy into...everything. It all has it. High fructose corn syrup has been around even longer. Even potato chips - which are potatoes and salt - are cooked in soybean oil.

I used to think the labels that would bold face "Contains: Soy" were there as a warning, but now it feels like they're bragging.
 
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Fogel

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It's labeled "Contains: soy", since soy is one of the major allergens. However, most soybean oil is high refined which involves removing the protein that causes the allergeic reaction. Hence, a lot of items that just have soybean oil don't have to declare it on the list of allergens.
 
Ossoi

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Chukzombi said:
so that guy peaked in 1990?
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Former Germany defender Andreas Brehme, who scored the winning goal in the 1990 World Cup final, has died aged 63.

Brehme converted a late penalty in the final of the 1990 tournament to secure victory against Argentina in Rome.
He earned 86 caps, including eight goals, for his country and won league titles while at Kaiserslautern, Bayern Munich and Inter Milan.

A versatile left-back, Brehme was at Bayern from 1986-88 and won the Bundesliga title with them in 1987.
 
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OU Ariakas

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Animosity said:
Pornstars be droppin like flies this last year.
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When they see younger, hotter girls making $1 million+ on OF without even having to get fully naked it really puts into perspective the fact that they have been railed 1000 times and will never have a truly intimate relationship.
 
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OU Ariakas

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The degenerate Picarded me.

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Ossoi

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If this doesn't get the FOH celeb death seal of approval then nothing will! They'll definitely all have heard of him!
 
Chukzombi

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does the word, "celebrity" have a different meaning in the UK, like bonnet and pants? i imagine "celebrity" means "guy in the neighborhood".
 
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