Who died? (Celebrity Deaths)

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moonarchia

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You figure they would notice an odd smell.
It's not natural gas, most sources of carbon monoxide aren't exactly obvious. It's one of the more common accidental deaths even today. Heater or something starts leaking it in winter when windows and doors are kept shut, and you die before you notice anything is wrong.
 

Gavinmad

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I love how this board looks at the fomer child star who was certainly raped at Nickelodeon, became a drug addled teend and young adult star, then disappeared into a drug fueled adult life with zero success who was found dead alone in their apartment from what is certainly a suicide or 99 percent more likely a drug ovedose and go right to "JABZSOR"

God you guys gotta find a new schitck.

Bitch was a druggie loser after being fucked and ruined as a child by liberal hollywood.

Tale as old as time. With a much more proven track record than vaccine retardation.
Fuck off you insufferable faggot.
 
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Cybsled

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“Affiant believes that the circumstances surrounding the death of the two deceased individuals to be suspicious enough in nature to require a thorough search and investigation because the reporting party found the front door of the residence unsecured and opened, deputies observed a healthy dog running loose on the property, another healthy dog near the deceased female, a deceased dog laying 10-15 feet from the deceased female in a closet of the bathroom, the heater being moved, the pill bottle being opened and pills scattered next to the female, the male decedent being located in a separate room of the residence, and no obvious signs of a gas leak,” the affidavit reads.

Interesting - definitely a lot of possible reasons. Could be a suicide situation, but the door being opened is odd unless they wanted the dogs to escape. Being able to enter the residence means if there was a CO poisoning, the source stopped emitting it and enough time passed that would allow it to dissipate so it was safe to enter. The pills thing is a bit suspicious - be curious if they were some type of pill that might cause someone to fall asleep if they take too much.
 

Arbitrary

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How can one be bloated and mummified?

Puff ya up and dry ya out

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jayrebb

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Interesting - definitely a lot of possible reasons. Could be a suicide situation, but the door being opened is odd unless they wanted the dogs to escape. Being able to enter the residence means if there was a CO poisoning, the source stopped emitting it and enough time passed that would allow it to dissipate so it was safe to enter. The pills thing is a bit suspicious - be curious if they were some type of pill that might cause someone to fall asleep if they take too much.

Need to know the pill type and wait for toxicology on both. It's possible Gene croaked out and then she necked. But that doesn't explain the dog. It's a weird scene for sure. Tox needs to be run on the single dog for the pills as well.
 

Cybsled

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If the dog died from pills, logically it seems more likely it was accidental instead of purposely. Other dogs were fine - if there was an intent to kill the dogs with pills, then presumably they would all be dead. It mentions pills scattered and dog near the wife, so could have been the rare dog that actually eats pills on its own without being tricked by hiding it in a piece of food
 

Wombat

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Edit: Maybe this timeline -
Hackman dies of natural causes early in the morning walking to some back porch.
Wife wakes up later, finds body, decides to kill herself.
Wife can't call 911 to report their deaths, as emergency services might get there before she dies, so opens doors so others will investigate and find their bodies. Takes pills, sets up heater to be warm while pills take effect.
Dog X is being annoying while she's on her way out, wife locks dog in closet assuming others will find their bodies shortly and release dog.
No one actually finds bodies for weeks, dog X dehydrates and dies in the interim, other dogs scrounge up what they can from kitchen / neighborhood and survive.
 
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Borzak

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It's kind of insight to the future we have become. Forgot Harrison Ford was in it till I saw the trailer, and of course Cindy Williams which owned a record for that movie I seem to recall but I'll mention it after you watch it.
 
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Bald Brah

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Dog was locked in a closet, probably died from dehydration. They weren't found right away.

Now was it murder suicide or straight up murder?

Maybe one of those illegal alien home invasion crews hit them and killed him and forced her to take pills at gunpoint. They've been targeting rich and famous people.
 

Sevens

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You figure they would notice an odd smell.
I think when they are saying "gas" they are talking more about carbon monoxide, It is colorless and odorless so when you get a leak in your house you will never know it.
In fact this is how the parents of Weird Al died

 

Chukzombi

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I think when they are saying "gas" they are talking more about carbon monoxide, It is colorless and odorless so when you get a leak in your house you will never know it.
In fact this is how the parents of Weird Al died

I assume most or nearly all people have a smoke/mono alarms in their homes by now. Don't insurance companies require it?