Wicked Part 1 (2024)

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moonarchia

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"why is there rap" and "why would dudes wear skinny jeans" and "why would anyone order a FiletOFish at McDonalds".
1) Jogger level cultural artistic achievement.
2) Gaiety.
3) The midwest doesn't have many places to get fish and chips.
 
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Homsar

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I think I had a Filet o fish as a kid, it's the fish McDonald's get pretty good? I thought I saw a documentary on how the get to choice or some shit
 

Fadaar

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I think I had a Filet o fish as a kid, it's the fish McDonald's get pretty good? I thought I saw a documentary on how the get to choice or some shit

I read this twice and now I'm pretty sure I have cancer
 
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Mist

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why do people keep posting in this gay thread about this gay movie

let it go GIF
 
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zzeris

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Over the course of my life, I've encountered a lot of kinds of mental illness. I find them fascinating, and am driven to try to understand them.

I dont mean like bipolar or those official mental illnesses. I mean things like "why is there rap" and "why would dudes wear skinny jeans" and "why would anyone order a FiletOFish at McDonalds".

But this one in particular, man. I don't even have the beginnings of a clue to start understanding this one. Its like one of the last great frontiers in understanding how the human mind can break.

I can't understand the others, but the FoF is a perfect example of giving the average Joe in central America just what they want. A cheap, hot, quickly made fish sandwich with no frills. If you like those options, it fits the bill really well. Especially enjoyed if you like a little fish with your tartar sandwich. None of the main fast-food joints makes a better option so if you're stuck in rural Nebraska, this FoF is here for you.
 
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Fucker

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I can't understand the others, but the FoF is a perfect example of giving the average Joe in central America just what they want. A cheap, hot, quickly made fish sandwich with no frills. If you like those options, it fits the bill really well. Especially enjoyed if you like a little fish with your tartar sandwich. None of the main fast-food joints makes a better option so if you're stuck in rural Nebraska, this FoF is here for you.
Culvers has good fish.

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Palum

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Culvers is amazing. Like a higher quality Dairy Queen.
 
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moonarchia

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The FOF actually came about because of Catholics. In the late 50s early 60s they were still on the whole no beef on Fridays, so the manager of one of the stores came up with the idea to offer a fish sandwich to keep business coming in since they were getting slaughtered. He had to wrassle Ray Kroc to get it approved, but he won and it became a regular menu item permanently across the US. Thanks YT for teaching me this wholly trivial fact.
 
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Aldarion

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Thats actually the best explanation I've ever heard.

I completely reject the previous suggestion, "its cause people want fish sandwiches but theres no fish in the midwest". Source: fish sandwiches are basically not a thing outside of McDonalds. Nobody wants a fucking fish sandwich. The market has spoken.

But the Catholic Friday fish thing, I buy that.

Of course none of that explains the aqtual question at hand: why a nominally human person would voluntarily order them
 
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Downhammer

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I ate my fair share of FoF as a kid, but I also grew up in a family that almost always had pickled herring as a mid day snack. We would also eat whatever perch or sunfish we caught. Fishing seasons were all about stocking up as much walleye as possible to last off season so we didn't have to eat the lesser crap.

Concur on Culvers though. I still eat their fish or walleye when available.
 

Dr.Retarded

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Culvers is amazing. Like a higher quality Dairy Queen.
Frozen Custard beats dairy Queen soft serve any day of the week. That's also why Freddy's is so good. I'd rank both of those places about equal even though they might be a little different.
 

Dr.Retarded

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I think the only time I've ever had a filet of fish was during Lent when I was going to private Catholic school as a kid. During Lent we always ate fish on Fridays, and the school cafeteria always served fish, typically fish sticks.

We were traveling somewhere and needed to get something to eat, it's one through McDonald's, and my dad ordered filet of fish for everybody. I remember it being okay but I haven't eaten one since then. I know my stepmom used to enjoy them.

My bar with fried fish is just sit so high from growing up in New Orleans eating po' boys. Kind of hard to get me to be excited about a preformed fish Patty from a fast food joint.

The nice thing is we always typically got boiled crawfish on Fridays for some other type of Cajun seafood, but then again we had boiled crawfish couple times a week during season.

That's also the reason you have Friday night fish fry up in Minnesota and Wisconsin. All my family's Catholic and anytime we're up there, you go to the Friday fish Fry at the VFW or church hall or whatever the hell. Now I guess a bunch of restaurants just do it, but a good supper club is where the best fish was. It's all because of Catholicism.

The best is if they've actually got walleye on the menu.
 
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Cynical

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I see your Filet of Fish, and raise you a McLobster:

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Absolutely fucking disgusting.
 
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Xarpolis

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Nah, it was some fake internet thing years ago. Like back in the AOL days, I think. I laughed at the time, and it stuck with me. Doing a google search, I found no reference except some craft store somewhere.
 
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Homsar

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Ive had the Mcribb a couple times and it's terrible.

Mcd fries are good and I don't mind the Bic Mac but everything else isnt good. would only eat anything else if it was my only food source.

Edit- what ever breakfast sandwich my friend gets isn't bad and their coffee isn't bitter so I'll give them that
 
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