Will Smith n Oscar Town

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Noble Savage

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Homsar said:
It was obvious he knew what was coming.

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You can tell by the awkwardness from Chris Rock directly after that it wasn't staged. Watching him trying to continue on after it happend was way too genuine. Him fudging the line of "we are here to give out a documentary, give out an award for a documentary" was as real as it gets for a man that was just slapped in front of a bunch of people and is forced to contain his natural response and just read a script. If that was fake then Chris Rock should have gotten that best actor award.
 
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Srathor said:
Over / under on Chris Rock being one of the dudes Jada Fucked who she told Will was better than him?
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The nice thing about being the town bike is you can sic your husband on anyone you want by saying you fucked them.
 
joz123

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Well at least WS will be known for something other than Wild Wild West now.
 
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Noble Savage said:
You can tell by the awkwardness from Chris Rock directly after that it wasn't staged. Watching him trying to continue on after it happend was way too genuine. Him fudging the line of "we are here to give out a documentary, give out an award for a documentary" was as real as it gets for a man that was just slapped in front of a bunch of people and is forced to contain his natural response and just read a script. If that was fake then Chris Rock should have gotten that best actor award.
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yeah... but homsar said he leaned... so... checkmate
 
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Give Rock credit, he took it like a man, his momma probably slapped him a lot. When you aren't expecting it even an open hand can rock you enough to wobble and go down.
 
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The best part of this whole will smith shit show is, well 2 things.

1) I never knew he was a rl cuck
2) his wife is more bald than me.

I'm pulling out the scotch for a 3 fingerer.
 
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Furious said:
I'm pulling out the scotch for a 3 fingerer.
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You'll need more than 3 to make his wife feel something.

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Zapatta said:
Give Rock credit, he took it like a man, his momma probably slapped him a lot. When you aren't expecting it even an open hand can rock you enough to wobble and go down.
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His ear was definitely ringing. That was flush and Will winded up his entire body into it.
 
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I get a bit of tickle knowing that even less people are probably talking about the actual awards because of that historic slap.
 
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i'd actually be okay with that if they just lean into the whole thing and have him slap everyone
 
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Chris

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Reminds me of the infamous "There's Black People, and there's Joggers".

It's pretty clear which one is which.
 
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Chris said:
Reminds me of the infamous "There's Black People, and there's Joggers".

It's pretty clear which one is which.
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yeah, i wouldn't be surprised AT ALL if when chris said "oh, i could..." he was mentally rehearsing that bit but decided against it
 
Homsar

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just looked up winners, Cruella won best costume lol
 
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